Cinema Supercollider

The leader of a '90s hip hop group enlists the help of "Shadowman" and his cute little killer rag doll. Terrible script and awful acting save this so-bad-it's-good picture from being a bore.

Delightfully stupid and random film version of a Steven King short story about a huge laundry machine that's possessed by a demon. Goofy and terrible picture from director Tobe Hooper.

A deadly dybbuk in the form of a lusty lay-z-boy murders many in this classic story of boy meets recliner meets girl.

In this classic episode, we take a look at the 1973 horror/sci fi snake movie, Sssssss! An oblivious lab assistant gets secretly experimented on by a mad scientist (what else) fixated on turning humans into snakes, with surprising results. Come for the Strother Martin, stay for the Dirk Benedict.

In this classic episode, we take a look at the 1988 comedy horror movie, Brain Damage, written and directed by Frank Henenlotter! A heartwarming film about a boy in New York that wakes up one morning covered in blood to Aylmer the penis parasite. The two team up and what follows is a drug fueled romp full of hallucinations and brain eating...

In this classic episode, we take a look at the 1981 original and 2010 remake of Clash of the Titans! It's time to RELEASE THE KRAKEN

In this classic episode, we take a look at our white whale (dusted in snow and stupidity), Snowpiercer! Just like the Polar Express, it's covered in snow, filled with improbable leaps of logic, and RUNS ON CHILDREN.

Rubbery Tom Hanks takes an animated train through uncanny valley, up to the North Pole so a handful of rubbery kids can meet Santa Claus.

In this classic episode, we take a look at Megan's favorite holiday movie, White Christmas. Grab your late night buttermilk and liverwurst sandwiches and get ready for some wholesome song and dance routines (except that one that did not age well at all and we will not speak of).

When TV's Sabrina the Teenage Witch kidnaps TV's A. C. Slater, all kinds of holiday mischief and felony abduction lead to romance, in this ABC Family Network Christmas movie.

In this classic episode, we take a look at a stocking full of Christmas themed horror movies - some naughty and some nice. Featuring Christmas Evil, Black Christmas, Bloodbeat, Silent Night Deadly Night and Dead End.

What more can be said about this legendary, infamous TV special from 1978? We find a few more things to say! (plus Eric's Bob Fosse choreography for Bea Arthur's Cabaret-style goodnight song) Hot-cha!

In this classic episode, we take a look at the 1992 Steven Seagal action movie, Under Siege! The filmmakers get extra credit for accuracy when it comes to Navy stuff. Also, forecastle.

In this classic episode, we discuss the ultimate Cinema Supercollider Thanksgiving tradition - Can't Stop the Music! It's full of hokey comedy and the Village People singing super catchy tunes. Get yourself a big plate of cheesy goodness - but beware of the contact lenses in the lasagna.

This Dana Carvey vehicle is widely considered to be one of the worst films of all time. On the plus side though, he gets slapped in the face SO MANY TIMES.

In this classic episode, we take a look at The Wicker Man - both the original 1973 version with Edward Woodward and Christopher Lee as well as the 2006 re-make starring Nicolas Cage! One of them is probably the most successful folk horror film of all time and the other has a man in a bear costume punching women and screaming about bees.

The smash hit film based on the smash hit lore, based on the smash hit video game from a decade ago. Freddy Fazbear and Peter Malort fight it out in a old Showbiz pizza parlor while Eric and Megan fight their way through all the looooooore.

A story no one would believe, except it's true

In this classic episode, we take a look at the 1977 David Lynch film, Eraserhead! Henry Spencer tries to survive his industrial environment, his angry girlfriend, and the unbearable screams of his newly born mutant child. Eric and Megan discuss the nature of art in film.

This "mockbuster' from Asylum Productions tells the age old story of a genetically modified ape from space that is pitted against a giant gila monster by aliens from the Andromeda galaxy. Less stuff happens than you might think. ALSO, Megan and Eric rate the monsters and the films they were in.

Two mad scientists team up to create a mate for the (mostly) failed Frankenstein's monster. Big hair and hissing follows.

Brother and sister, a cop, and a reporter, team up to unravel the mystery of the prophet from Venus. Who is she? What is she? Why is she here? Why are her predictions of doom all coming true? And a bunch of Kaiju monsters fight!

Classic episode! When people start disappearing in the Florida Everglades, a game warden and a local doctor set out to find the bloodsucking monsters responsible (it's leeches, really really big ones).

A rock-n-rolla, deuce-coupe, car mechanic gang leader saves his Arizona town from the ravages of a giant Mexican beaded lizard, all the while courting his French Miss Universe girlfriend, and helping his polio-stricken little sister. Sure, you've seen it before, but have you seen it done with ukulele gospel songs and body shop percussion jams? I THINK NOT! (h/t J. B. Briggs)

Jake Busey as dollar store Brett Michaels does a star turn in this comedy horror gem.