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A feature film based on the 2 minute sketch from Saturday Night Live starring Chris Kattan & Will Ferrell playing a couple of nitwit brothers trying to make it in the NY/NJ nightclub scene in the 1990s.

In this classic episode, we take a look at the 2008 table top RPG turned action adventure film, Mutant Chronicles! No one is happy to be in this film, just as no one is happy to be watching this film. The Bag of Destiny is a cruel mistress sometimes.

David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone star in this Roger Corman produced action comedy. Mix wacky racecars with pro wrestling, add a dash of murder and a teaspoon of mayhem, shake vigorously over rural California, and you get this quaffable cocktail of pure 1970s cheesiness.

In this classic episode, we take a look at the 2008 Mike Myers comedy, The Love Guru! It quite honestly may be the worst film we've ever done on the podcast, and we have an episode about Nutcracker in 3D.

Cher and Christina Aguilera star in this backstage musical drama romance. Christina leaves Iowa for Hollywood and becomes obsessed with becoming a "burlesque" performer in the cabaret called "Burlesque." She claws her way up gently to the top, and gets a boyfriend, while the Pussycat Dolls do Bob Fosse-esque dancing. The actual plot hinges on the legal concept of "air righ...

In this classic episode, we take a look at the 1983 Dan Ackroyd comedy, Doctor Detroit! Nerdy professor gets a touch of confidence and turns into a notorious underworld pimp? Sure, why not.

Before Beltane, on Walpurgisnacht the witches all gather for a night on bald mountain. A holiday designated by Anton LeVay as among the most important of all the satanic celebrations, fair and foul creatures dance with abandon, committing black magic, blood sacrifice, debauchery, and various lewd acts, on this night that brings the realm of hell closest to this Earth! Anyway, here's an '80...

In this classic episode, we take a look at the 2008 fantasy RPG movie, The Gamers: Dorkness Rising! A fun romp through a fantasy film parody, filled with all the nerd stuff and D&D references you know and love.

To celebrate 4/20, Eric smokes a bong, and we discuss the classic anti-marijuana film from 1936, Reefer Madness. Just to make things interesting, we also discuss the musical from the early 2000s starring Kristen Bell and Alan Cumming. Despite being just a Showtime original, the film version of the off-Broadway musical is kind of a surprise, being unreasonably well-made and goofy fun!

On this episode we discuss the classic midnight-movie, exploitation, horror-comedy from the Troma team, The Toxic Avenger. The first and best of the series follows a dorky janitor who gains special powers and takes revenge on those who wronged him.

In this classic episode, we take a look at the 1958 sci fi horror film, Fiend Without a Face! A scientist creates an army of floating killer brains, shenanigans ensue.

Join Will and Jaden Smith on a science fiction macguffin quest in the wild jungles of a long-abandoned planet Earth.

In this classic episode, we take a look at the 1992 Barbarian Brothers movie, Double Trouble! One brother is a cop, the other is a thief - together they're the world's dumbest crime solving duo.

This re-boot of the 1989 action classic stars Jake Gyllenhaal's abs in a nonsense tale about a seaside resort or something. People are punched, hit by trucks, exploded and abducted onto a sandbar. Conor McGregor's butt is a guest star, and there's a tree named Fred. Pain don't hurt, but this film hurt us.

In this classic episode, we take a look at the 1977 surrealist psychological body horror film and beloved midnight movie Eraserhead, by David Lynch! What makes films art? We try and suss this question out.

A smutty film based on the smutty book based on Twilight. It stars Dakota Johnson's nipples, Jamie Dornan's abs, and long drawn-out contract negotiations. It's heartily disliked by the actual BDSM community because of its depiction of this paraphilia being based on questionable consent, and on old fashioned notions that kinks are based on psychological problems, or childhood trauma. We...

In this classic episode, we finish our journey through the Twilight Saga with the Breaking Dawns, or Bella and Edward Play a Lot of Chess, Break a Bed and Have an Uncanny Valley Baby. Also, the best sequence in the entirety of the franchise happens... but it's all just a dream.

What do you get when you mix Jean Claude Van Damme, Mickey Rourke, and flakey NBA forward Dennis Rodman, blend them with 1960s cult television show The Prisoner, and garnish with a Bengal Tiger? You get this surprisingly entertaining cinematic cocktail that goes down smooth with no bitter after-taste!

In this classic episode, we continue our journey through the Twilight Saga with the next two movies - New Moon and Eclipse! They're REMARKABLE (hee hee heee heeeeeee).

The woman gets macho after 100 minutes of running around Southern California.

An '80s hair-metal band become zombies and defeat Hitler, and a sweaty, greasy Ross Hagen infiltrates an island of sexy women to rescue a Jai Alai player for an insurance company. Both thrilling pictures on this special episode of Cinema Supercollider dedicated to Chicago's B-Fest 2024.

After Last Season is to movies what rusty bed springs are to sponge cake.

In this classic episode, we take a look at the 1998 action adventure film, The Avengers! Yay for superheroes! Wait... not those Avengers? Nope. We're looking at the dreadful movie adaptation of the excellent 1960's British spy show starring Ralph Fiennes and Uma Thurman. It does have Sean Connery in a bear mascot costume, so it has that going for it.

Eric is disappointed, and Megan sends Barbara Crampton and Heather Graham to Horny Jail for being in this lackluster adaptation of an H.P. Lovecraft short story.

In this classic episode, we talk about the 1977 experimental horror film, Hausu (House)! Gal pals take a trip to the countryside and are terrorized by the supernatural, including a finger eating piano.