Cinema Shitshow

Manicotti Mayhem marches on! Nix tries to keep a very sleepy Shinobi awake as they discuss the first in Fulci's Gates of Hell "Trilogy"!

If you didn't know, the Shitshow refers to the hosts, not the film covered. Proof: We're covering the master. And one of his good ones! Let's all cure our hepatitis by joining the Nerds and The Fuzz to celebrate a bizarre combination of giallo and witchery. Find The Fuzz at: www.artisticfuzz.com

It's gravy time as the nerds appear to lose their minds while discussing this Italian trashterpiece. What does the letter A, a smiley emoji and a pine tree have to do with zombies? Nobody knows!!!! Catch it on Tubi.

Snuggle into your dirty pillows cuz we're moving to Hell, where New Michelle thinks it would be a great place to live. There's also some stuff about 80's cartoons. Movie is available on Tubi!

The conclusion of April Anthologies wraps up with Jean of the Vargas tribe! Which one of these things relates to the actual film and not random bullshit? Spelunking Being related to murderers Conjoined twins Technical difficulties

Please come and "DANCE WITH ME! DANCE WITH ME!" as The Fuzz helps the nerds figure out the nonsensical battle between God and the Devil. Bonus: Includes excessive talk of necrophilia and some break-dancing! Find The Fuzz at www.artisticfuzz.com

April Anthologies continues! The nerds are joined by Kazmo to discuss a music filled flick full of horror icons! Includes a detailed breakdown of how all the monsters inbreed with each other!

We can't find a way to describe this episode. Buckle up.

Nasha and the Nerds trek through the swamps of Florida for some of that sweet sugar that only the notorious Mr. B.I.G. can provide. Joan Collins earns a pre-Dynasty paycheck and giant egos and giant ants collide! You can find it on Tubi!

The nerds welcome back Nick of Bad Movies We Love to discuss an early horror spoof that teaches us that Satan is an alien. Guess what? It's on Tubi! Find Bad Movies We Love at all your favorite podcast places.

It's a bunch of what-not and stories about ticks living in your mouth...this episode has it all! Oh, and we also talk about the movie. It's available on Tubi! You can find her at www.artisticfuzz.com

The nerds watch an important film (featuring Chow Yun Fat) that warns us to avoid sex or we may have a relapse and our veins will explode! And something about a Worm Tribe? Nobody knows for sure! Currently available on Tubi!

Still missing Shinobi, we wrap up our talk with Scott Drebit, author of A Cut Below, to discuss the Canadian classic Curtains. (That's a lot of "C" words!) This is part 2 of 2. Find A Cut Below here: https://www.amazon.com/Cut-Below-Celebration-Horror-1950s-1980s/dp/1476691959

Shinobi is missing so Nix drags the Albatross into the mix in order to discuss an amazing new book all about the types of movies we love. Fellow B-Movie connoisseur Scott Drebit jumps into the Shitshow to discuss A Cut Below. This is part 1 of 2. Find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Cut-Below-Celebration-Horror-1950s-1980s/dp/1476691959

An alien turd with a porthole window takes over a radio station to steal sexy ladies using hallucinatory music videos. The nerds go this one alone. Do they remember how to podcast?

We're beginning to wrap up the shorts with another bizarre entry! Ben watched the wrong short, so The Fuzz breaks it down for us while he catches up and Nix reads way too much into it. Check the short out on Kanopy or here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYLtyUGa8I

What do you get when you combine a crippling meth addiction and millions of inherited dollars? The Evil Within! Vanya and Ben join forces while Nix parkours out of the ice cream shop! Find Vanya here: www.vanyagarraway.com

The nerds and old friend the albatross discuss the movie that kicked off the whole sword and sorcery craze of the 80's. Want to know what "pootling" is? So do they!

There's no movie. It's just these two idiots talking about life, in general. There is crying and all that. But it tries to be uplifting.

The nerds are having Identity Crisises and are joined by Movie Miss of the Let's Talk Turkeys podcast to discuss the Alice Cooper epic Monster Dog. Check her out at Patreon.com/letstalkturkeys and on Only fans as MovieMiss!

Three people that don't have the best relationship with spiders watch a film featuring thousands of real spiders. Spiders are mentioned often. Just...Tons of use of the word "spiders". If you have a thing about spiders, you may not want to listen to this spider-centric episode about a movie based around spiders. Also, Nix does a terrible Sean Connery impression. Spiders. Check out Fe...

It's a gathering of the Connie's as the nerds are joined by Seth of the Movie Friends podcast to discuss some 80's Canadian insanity. You can follow him at numerous places that are all handily gathered here: https://linktr.ee/moviefriendspodcast

Author Bryan Clark drops by to discuss the final Godzilla film of the Showa era with the nerds and Shinobi assumes all the words coming out of their mouths is gibberish. You can find Bryan's work here: https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B000AP9BC8

Special guest, The Fuzz, joins the nerds to discuss wigs, chinder-wear and cup-less bras. (Also, why do we pee?) How do Joe Samurai, Partner and Police Boss Chief Captain stack up in the Fuck/Marry/Kill game? Tune in to find out! Find her work here:  https://artisticfuzz.com

Need to wash the taste of the Johnson's out of your mouth? Join us for a cute little short called Rebooted. You can check it out here: http://www.michaelshanks.com.au/rebooted