Cinema Shitshow

What could defeat a farting mud monster? What defines a vagina? Is it moistness? These conundrums and more will be addressed in this nonsensical episode.

New drinking game! Take one everytime Ben says "You know" and then speak to us from beyond the grave. Also some musical theatre discussion. All in all, it's a big love fest and an 80's classic.

Nothing fancy, just giving the people (two people) what they want!

Need a breath of fresh air? That's outside. We have our previous mystery guest discussing making an independent film and much more. Better than sunshine? Join us and find out, won't you? (Also features the full length version of Dj Dirty Diaper's "Hoedown", for no reason.) Jim's Ginormous list of accomplishments: The Creature from Lake Michigan Feature Film (producer/writer/editor/visual FX/post p...

The Nerds discuss the film you could be entering to win with a mystery guest. Nix drools over Barbara Crampton, the gang discusses "head hardons" and there are some terrible impersonations. Join us, won't you?

It a maggot infested zany fest with Movie Miss of Let's Talk Turkeys. It's not a good sign when Nix has to try and reel everyone back to reality a couple times, or is it? Plus, the last clue for the Giveaway!

The Nerds and Newman of Movies 4 Dayz try to avoid talking about the actual film. It's uncomfortable. And Newman deserved better. Nix is sorry.

Let's all get sucked off by a mysterious light and give birth to an adult man! The Nerds are re-joined by Seth of Movie Friends to try and discuss a movie that almost doesn't make any sense. You can find it on YT.

Lets all kill the ozone layer with Auqua Net, form a band called "Psychic Bacon" and dance around in "fancy" clothes!

It’s a gosh darn crazy-fest as these two fellas are joined by Nick of Bad Movies We Love and The Fuzz of ArtisticFuzz.com. They manage to turn a discussion about a very chaste film into a journey into chaos. 

The nerds discuss The Substance, Evil Dead Trap, House and how to enter to win a 4K/Blu 3 disc set of Stuart Gordon's From Beyond! Questions? Email cinemashitshow@gmail.com

What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!?? Nobody knows, as this was recorded nearly a year ago and just sitting in Nix' hard drive. We all get to find out, together, as these two idiots continue talking about life, the universe and everything.

Put on your party hats and put your Razr phones on silent cuz the nerds are spreading and presenting. Nick of Bad Movies We Love returns to help decide: take the money or have a 3-way or just marry the Grand PoohBah.

The exciting conclusion! An ep featuring a big, bloated, bloody belly. The pond from Andy Griffith. Somewhat moist meat sacks. The death of Carlton. And a ridiculous amount of brooms!

(Updated audio on 9/6/2024) We're splitting this one into two parts. Let us know if you prefer that. Ben masticates and...some other stuff happens. Don't Panic! Second part to be released in the next couple of days!

Ben is MIA, so Nix gets some time alone with Jon, who is an established author and should have known better. You can find Jon's work here: https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B00HXHO0FY

We're back! The Fuzz brings us the last great Argento film. We discuss Murder Metal, everyone pretends to know what Nix is talking about and he teaches everyone how to say Betty in Italian. Say it with pleasure.

Here's a thing we did. Its about a horror movie. (Some of the people mentioned on the poster do not exist in the film.)

Meat. Puppets. Random stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS_Xq7gSCBM

It's a Multiverse of Misunderstandings! @MoviesDayz , @gobblepodcast and @BadMoviesWeLuv show up, until you're left with the regular two morons and some guy with a great voice and a fancy name. Come in Gwildor's secret hole to join us!

It's a Shitshow first! A movie not available on Tubi, but still free and open to the public, like Ben's mom! Bryan of @aotkp brought this craziness to the nerds and everyone's life was changed. (remove the space) https:(space)//archive.org/details/curse-of-evil-1982-tvrip

Movie Miss of Let's Talk Turkeys joins the Nerds to create a brand new rating system not based on gelatin. Nix declares he's not an "animal penis scientist" and there's a time traveler that shows up. Oh! And a movie is discussed! Find The Miss at Patreon.com/letstalkturkeys

Originally recorded in JANUARY...Nix forgot this was never published and neither of the co-hosts noticed, either. So, here's the "lost" Shitshow. We learn that Ben is a Natural Born Puker! Nix likes to brag about having pointless knowledge. Also, the amount of "Hotshots" that are used in the film. You can find The Fuzz at www.artisticfuzz.com

Dave The Albatross is back to right wrongs in an especially nerdy episode featuring nude robots and the possibility of Christoper Plummer porn. Also featuring discussions on Slim Goodbody and the Joan Crawford classic, Trog! If you miss this one, you'll be found guilty of lack of Cinemasochism and forced to fill the ball hole while wearing high heels.

Felecia joins the nerds to wrap up Manicotti Mayhem! Rules are broken and technical difficulties are fixed in real time. (You can skip from around 40 min in to 50 min, if you just wanna get back to the film!) Find @SeeingMoviesPod here: https://www.seeingfacesinmovies.com/