CINEMA CURSE

Halloween is here once again all you nasty little freaks. We (Connor Lloyd Crews, Bri Robert, Scott Heaton, Jason Counts, Daisygreen Stenhouse) are here to summon the spirits of many ghastly, gruesome and loathsome films; namely After Last Season and The Baby, but also Funny Games, Inside (2007), Junior, Clayface and more! Happy Halloween! Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.tw...

The classic story of Stephen King’s Carrie: a teenage girl (played by Connor Lloyd Crews) is abused by her religious mother (Bri Robert) and her high school bully (Bella Mazzetti). Eventually, a bunch of people die. In this episode of Cinema Curse, we discuss the book and almost every adaptation of Carrie (*except the musical) including De Palma’s 1976 classic and the brand new miniseries by Mike...

Just in time for spooky season it’s a round-up of some recent horror films! First, in Jane Schoenbrun’s Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, young director Connor Lloyd Crews seeks advice on film… and maybe more from reclusive final girl Bri Robert. Then, in Zach Cregger’s Resident Evil, Bella Mazzetti attempts to deliver a package to Raccoon City and gets attacked by monster people for the effor...

Try this for a deep, dark secret: James Bond Club? Doesn’t exist. We invented it. Follow: Connor Lloyd Crews, Bri Robert, Scott Heaton, Luna Nightingale, and Remington Steele loved Timothy Dalton, so we talked about The Living Daylights and Licence to Kill. But there’s also stuff about Sean Connery in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and Pierce Brosnan in Jason Steele. Suddenly, you’re enjoying...

Three years of this turmoil. Three years of broken promises. God only forgives those that seek forgiveness. Connor Lloyd Crews, Edwin Gomez, Bri Robert, & Scott Heaton, plus a special appearance by Paul Immerman. Neil Breen's Fateful Findings & some Italian guy's Yeti: The Giant of the 20th Century. All rights reserved. Any illegal use of this will cause us to send a couple of &quo...

Has James Bond Club finally met their match? In this, the double-O-7th volume, Connor Lloyd Crews, Bri Robert, Scott Heaton, Luna Nightingale, and Jason Steele reach an all time high talking about Roger Moore's final two outings, Octopussy and A View to a Kill, plus Sean Connery returns in Never Say Never Again. Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/connorcrews 00:0...

Hail and well met, travelers, Zeus’ Law forbids me from sparing my hospitality, so spare not I shall: this episode of Cinema Curse covers Christopher Nolan’s new adaptation of Homer’s The Odyssey, the most controversial film of the year! Along the way, we’ll meet Connor Lloyd Crews, Edwin Gomez, Daniel Ott, Bri Roberts & Scott Heaton plus many a rogue and nary a normal man. The Odyssey to the...

Where are you? Why do you hide? Where is that moonlight trail that leads to your side? No, for real, why are you hiding, it’s just the next James Bond Club, this time talking Moonraker & For Your Eyes Only – with Connor Lloyd Crews, Bri Robert, Scott Heaton, and Jason Steele – but also Raiders of the Lost Ark and The Return of the Man from U.N.C.L.E. I’ve seen your smile… as you watch or liste...

Back for more, Summer Screams returns to CINEMA CURSE with five new and hot chilling tales! First, Connor Lloyd Crews makes a diabolical wish for more media literacy in Obsession. Next, Bri Robert wanders around in Backrooms. Then, Bella Mazzetti learns Korean to speak to aliens in Disclosure Day. Also, Daisygreen Stenhouse is cursed by Christian magick in Leviticus. Finally, things are weird in T...

It’s the BIGGEST. It’s the BEST. It’s back with Roger Moore in The Man with the Golden Gun and The Spy Who Loved Me. It’s Connor Lloyd Crews, Bri Robert, Scott Heaton, Luna Nightingale, and Jason Steele. It’s also a frankly overwhelming amount of Bond ripoffs and parodies, including The Ipcress File, The Man from Hong Kong, and many, many more. It’s JAMES BOND CLUB. And B-E-Y-O-N-D. Broadcasted li...

The stars at night are big and bright deep in the heart of Hollywood – or, as I like to call it, Hollywoodland. Project Hail Mary, The Drama, The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, Lee Cronin’s The Mummy, Mother Mary aren’t even all of the films – or, as I like to call them, motion pictures – discussed by Connor Lloyd Crews, Bri Robert, Scott Heaton, and Daisygreen Stenhouse (plus Nyra York!) in this newes...

When you were young and your heart was an open book, you used to say, "I should watch the fourth volume of James Bond Club, the series on Cinema Curse covering all of the 007 films. This one includes host Connor Lloyd Crews -- joined by Bri Robert, Scott Heaton, and Jason Steele -- discussing the way the 70s shifted the franchise and, specifically, Diamonds Are Forever and..." But if thi...

First, Connor Lloyd Crews heads to Japan to track down the nefarious Bri Robert and commit several cultural faux pas in You Only Live Twice. Then, the Winter Olympics are underway in Switzerland as Scott Heaton and a dozen beautiful ladies are force fed chicken in On Her Majesty's Secret Service. Finally, only the original James Bond, Jason Steele, can make sense of whatever is happening in the 19...

The French have invented a lot of things: manicures, connections, ies; but their most diabolical creation to date is certainly what James Quandt coined as New French Extremity, a series of films (largely horror or thriller) from the turn of the century that reveled in excess. Connor Lloyd Crews, Bri Robert, Scott Heaton, & Bella Mazzetti are here today to discuss two such films: High Tension &...

For the first time, CINEMA CURSE is doing a January episode... because there were actually enough movies released in January to make a whole episode out of them! Connor Lloyd Crews, Bri Robert, Scott Heaton, Daisygreen Stenhouse, & (kinda) Daniel Ott talk about Rachel McAdams and Dylan O'Brien in Sam Raimi's Send Help, Alex Garland and Nia DaCosta's 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple,...

Connor Lloyd Crews is back in action! Everything Bri Robert touches turns to excitement! Here comes the biggest Scott Heaton of all! Look up! Look down! Look out! Luna Nightingale! And now featuring the Man from U.N.C.L.E.: Jason Steele! They've all gathered for the second meeting of James Bond Club to talk about 1964's Goldfinger and 1965's Thunderball, both starring Sean Connery! Bro...

In the most FEASTABLE episode of Cinema Curse yet, Connor Lloyd Crews is joined by his friends Bri Robert, Scott Heaton, Luna Nightingale, & Daisygreen Stenhouse to talk about the hottest new movies like Marty Supreme, Wake Up Dead Man, Wicked: For Good, the Testament of Ann Lee, AND MORE! Mr. Beast is a good person, and undeserving of scorn. No one could have predicated that outcome at the en...

It’s the most Christy-mas time of the year! The final episode of 2025 features Connor Lloyd Crews, Bri Robert, Jason Counts, Scott Heaton, and Luna Nightingale talkin’ ‘bout The Astrologer, The Reconciler, A Karate Christmas Miracle, both versions of The Running Man, and, of course, Christy: Santa’s First Female Reindeer! Also features the Second Return of the Splendiferous Cinema Curse Advent Cal...

The name is Crews, Connor Crews. Also, Robert, Bri Robert; and Heaton, Scott Heaton; and Nightingale, Luna Nightingale; and Steele, Jason Steele. And they're all here to talk about the first two EON Bond films, Dr. No and From Russia with Love, for the first James Bond Club! They also have a license to yap about the forgotten 50s TV adapation of Casino Royale. Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Wat...

There are too many movies -- One Battle After Another, Frankenstein, Bugonia, the Smashing Machine, Die My Love, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, a House of Dynamite, After the Hunt, & the Mastermind -- and too many people talking about them -- Connor Lloyd Crews, Daniel Ott, Bri Robert, Scott Heaton, Luna Nightingale, & Daisygreen Stenhouse -- what are we gonna do?! Broadcasted live on Twi...

The witching season is once more upon us, and by the witching season, I mean it's time for another Monday Night Movie Nights Roundup! *airhorn noises* Three chilling Halloween tales of monster, man, and beast! First, Connor Lloyd Crews (aka The Rumble) gets Bri Robert to steal the one and only Money Plane! Next, Jason Counts throws down with Typhoon the Baboon in Shakma! Finally, Scott Heaton...

..... logging in. REROUTE to MASTER COMMAND. User: CiNEMA CURSE. Load: conversation about the Tron series including the original, Tron: Legacy, and the new one, Tron: Ares. Load: avatars Connor Lloyd Crews, Bri Robert, and Scott Heaton. COUNTERLOG, reponse to User CiNEMA CURSE: isn't Jared Leto in that new one? I'm a computer and even I'm not gonna see it! Yikes! Broadcasted live on Tw...

Three chilling tales! First, Connor Lloyd Crews has his football dreams crushed by the nefarious Bri Robert in Him! Second, Scott Heaton loses track of his car keys in The Long Walk. Third, Daisygreen Stenhouse loses track of many children in Weapons! Halloween begins with all of that... plus A Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Beyond Fest and more! Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live...

Two years? It's been two years already? Why, I can just remember when Cinema Curse started like it was two years ago. Maybe a little longer actually -- did this episode take a minute? Wait, Connor Lloyd Crews, Edwin Gomez, Daniel Ott, Bri Robert and Scott Heaton are talking about... which movies? Color of Night? The Adventures of Ford Fairlane? Why? What even are those? Broadcasted live on Twi...

There's some fear in letting go. I can't say more over the internet. But you know what I mean, from our talks, when we were able to speak face to face about Twin Peaks, David Lynch, and Lynch's first film Eraserhead with Connor Lloyd Crews, Bri Robert, Scott Heaton, Alex Olivier, and Jason Steele. Watch for that one, the one I told you about. Goodbye, TWIN PEAKS CLUB… Broadcasted live...