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So here we present year two of our hatch day holiday with the baller-ass box office bomb, Last Action Hero, a pretty bitchin’ ballistic action movie starring the Schwarzeneggar as immortal die-hard cop Jack Slater. Get ready for some dick-kicking ridiculousness as Slater goes through life, giving the one-finger-salute to the swamp nuts of crime only to realize it’s all fiction. Welcome to a litera...

Tonight we would like to invite you all to a five-course meal…at Taco Bell. The Franchise Wars declared a winner is them in this classic Stallone stomp-fest. John Spartan is a cop who kicks names and takes ass (Huxley-ism). Unfortunately, he’s outsmarted by Simon Phoenix, a true agent of murderous, goofy chaos–and ends up being sent to prison and put into suspended animation for his efforts. ‘Caus...

Beginning the next Cinekuest “Apocalypse Trilogy” we bring you Shaun of the Dead. With this first “Cornetto-verse” pick we bring you the dark comedic genius of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, arguably the funniest duo in existence. They bring plenty of feels too though when Shaun’s entire world as he knows it comes crashing down to eat his ass. In this context, eating ass = not good. Talkin’ about thos...

In this episode of Cinekust, we bring you to the final movie in the “Apocalypse Trilogy” with In the Mouth of Madness, John Carpenter’s most overt incorporation of Lovecraftian themes in his films to date. Ultra bad-fuckin-ass insurance investigator, John Trent, has no time for hack horror writers-get him a tape if you could? He is completely unaware of the viral sensation that is Baron Wolfgang v...

Debarge it downtime, folks. If none of you have seen it, then you’ve got time this self-quarantining/social distancing eve to check The Last Dragon with us. The only guy that stands between Sho ‘Nuff, the Shogun of Harlem, and total supremacy is the (eats popcorn using chopsticks with a straight face) serious, the saucy (“Hothead, needs cool water”), Leeroy Greene. “Bruce” Leeroy is a man on a per...

Here we go for round 2 of JC’s “Apocalypse Trilogy” with Prince of Darkness. Listen in as we connect the dots of the Carpenterverse (mostly the reused actors and music). This crack against the evils of “Space Satan” plays out like a synth-wave music video. Get a bunch of awkward, clueless nerds to “research” an ancient glowing toilet full of alien sploosh. Check! Turn your narrow-minded understand...

In between our Apocalypse Trilogy anal-yzation we’ve decided to pepper some more of Johnny C’s epic schlockfest classics- enter Big Trouble in Little China. Staring (again) The Hair Himself, Kurt-Of-The-Flowing-Mullet-Russell is Jack “it’s all in the reflexes” Burton, a happy-go-lucky truck driver who wins a couple of grand in a bet and gets pulled into an ancient feud between demons, sorcerers, k...

On to the first of the Apocalypse Trilogy, we have the classic horror, John Carpenter’s The Thing. Anyone that grew up with this movie will remember the holy hellshiet crazy crapola going on here. The practical effects of Rob Bottin give even the Hellraiser franchise a run for its gory body horror glory. The guy is an artist with rubber tubes and bbq sauce. As it’s light on the plot you can just s...

New year, same antics. We’re back with a new Cinekuest series covering the best/worst action movie villains. For our first entry, we take you to a world where the secret love-child of Steve Buscemi and Dean Cain has finished his tour for Uncle Sam, and so it’s “back to the land of the PX”. What else is there to do in sleepy Miami apart from sponsor an illegal capoeira school program with teens dee...

Here we are with the second of our continued Extended Worrellverse selections. Just in time for the holidays, we have Ernest bringing the Xmas spirit to make us forget our corporate overlords are just milking our yuletide paychecks. The point is-having to buy shiet for people we don’t like for the sake of pretendo-feels sucks. So be selfish instead. Listen in as Ernest ensures the next Santa Claus...

Welcome to our final exploration into trash cinemas magnum opus, The Toxic Avenger! Somehow society deemed it worthy to be introduced to children via a cartoon. Oh Hellz yes. Here we go on the first of the Toxic Avenger movie series. Near and dear to our hearts, this movie is funny as hell and just as dumb (the best). Melvin Ferd is your run-of-the-mill spazoid janitor (not a nerd-too dumb) at a l...

This one shoulda been in a shit-fest listing somewhere. We recommend this only with lots of alcohol. Even then, you may be better off leaving this in the landfill with all those ET Atari games. Based on the DC Comics character, John Henry Irons is Steele, played by the Shaq Attack himself. Shaquille O’neal is an ex-military weapons specialist who finds his weapons have been co-opted on the streets...

In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous…oops! Sorry, I thought the Criterion crew was discussing an episode of SVU! Join Idanya, D.A., Ron, and Cougar (sort of…he didn’t watch the movie eeeekkkk) as they explore the “beauty” of this artistic masterpiece. Apparently it’s a movie that has killed. You’ve been warned! Please rate and review us on iTune...

Introducing the first of the Extended Worrellverse reviews, we have the late great Jim Varney, aka The Man of Destiny himself–Ernest P. Worrell, the Bumpkin Beakman, the Hick Peewee Herman, CornBall Carrot Top, Bubba Bill Nye the Hayseed Guy. In our Halloween special, we recount the awesome Great Redneck Hope in all his hillbillyness. The Czar of Jars, the Baron of Bottles, the Duke of Dust–this s...

So what do you get when you mix a hissing hunchback, an atheist park ranger, a Jesus freak, a sickly cat, an evil muppet, oh and a higher power that gives no fucks? Hell if we know, this shit is weird. Turns out, that’s also what makes it crazy hilarious. Have a few beers and get ready for the attack of the exploding toddlers. Seriously, the dialog is so wonky bad it’s hilarious. All hail Cleano!...

To round out the last of Daniel’s bday picks is this late 90s gem of ass-kicking aw-fucketh-yeah-goodness: presenting for your consideration-Vampire Snipes. One of the earliest rated R Marvel comics ventures (also the first comic movie starring an African American lead)–Blade just fuckin rocks your pants off. ‘Cept for the heavier CG parts (we go into that). Wesley Snipes beats the bitch out of a...

Join the Criterion crew (Idanya, D.A., Ron and returning guest, Cougar) as they journey through the streets of Venice with the one and only sexy Donald Sutherland in search of a ghost daughter, killer or maybe he’s running after an ice cream truck…WHO KNOWS?! Send us an email at mokuest@gmail.com https://www.patreon.com/mokueststudios Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join t...

The boys are back in town! But holy christ what were we thinking? Join Rey, Roland, Daniel, Bryce and CineKuest first-timer, Joe and his lady friend? Not the best decision we’ve made. Regardless, tune in to the hilarity, the madness, and mayhem of cinekuest. We talk 3 ninjas, the sequels, the prequels, democracy, the russians tampering with our elections, the cold war, AMERICA, persons non-sexual...

We back with a trash cinema classic! Brought to you by the marvel legend, James Gunn! That’s right people, Mr. Guardians of the Galaxy himself! We all gotta start somewhere. Get ready for boobies, cow women, gratuitous sex, decapitations, monster dong faces, pedo priests and cops eating bagels! “Holy Mary, full of grace, give this bitch the speed of the Holy Spirit!” Please rate and review us on i...

What were we thinking? We knew how this pile of poo would turn out, and we still stepped in it. With both feets. Some of us seem to love self-harm. Go figure. This was one of the shorter eps we’ve had, but that’s because it’s full of ”quality”. There were a few interesting elements here-like how many crapola awards a movie can win-but otherwise, nah. Hellz nah! If you’re gonna subject yourself to...

The Criterion crew is back with another film of the artistic persuasion! Join Idanya, D.A., Ron and special guest Cougar as they explore Robocop! Unlike most criterion selections Robocop is meant to entertain…from the director that brought you Showgirls? Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios. Store Do...

Holy Shinto! Prepare for the legend centuries in the making of The Great White Ninja. Despite high hopes for the Chosen One, they were wrong…they were VERY wrong. He played with his nips, danced on a pole, screamed bloody murder at just about anything, became a pimp (who knew ninjas were rolling in so much skrilla?), slapped a guy in the face with fish, flirted with bomb disposal, and became a nin...

Holy Hell this movie is a hard pill to swallow even as Tromavids go. There is so much stupid to unpack here. It isn’t so-bad-it’s-good. It’s just bad. Worth watching at least once though for Mrs. Washinton’s patented Deathwish reenactment. Also, Nazis being nazzeez on the beach. Got some real mall-ninja-shit masterpieces in here. Check out the “switchboard”. I would sooner stab myself than try to...

Kwantsu dudes (means “free beers”)! You ‘member Donatello?! You ‘member Keno?! Ernie Reyes Jr. has his own movie-with Rob Shnieder as the plucky af, annoying af comic relief. Ninjas! Surprised?! Add a dash of LESLIE NIELSON AS A CYBORG, HOLY SHIT WHY? You ‘member Gamegear?!? Hope you had a shit-ton of batteries for that thing. This flick is heavy on the DESTINY, seriously! Count how many times the...

Join Rey, Roland and Daniel kill some time while we discuss movies we may or may not want (or care) to see in 2019. Beware rants of Robert Jordan’s Wheel of Time and Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series! Lots of spoilers. Lots of misinformation. Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios. Store Door Chime an...