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The Iron Chef and Party of One battle the Vanilla Ice T-1000 alongside Alyssa Thiccano! Join Rey, Daniel, Roland and #1 Fan Friend, Paul for the greatest analysis of the good bad film!

Cinekuest Presents The Mario Bros Movie: Blade Runner the Henson’s Cut. To start off our foray into video game movies, we chose the 1993 classic, much beloved, Super Mario Bros starring John Leguizamo and Bob Hoskins as Luigi Mario and Mario Mario. Get your post-apocalypse cyber-trash-future fetishes here, folks, while they’re hot! Join Rey, Roland, Bryce, and Daniel as they ramble about this clas...

Wadatah, our damies. We invite you to partake in a Mokuest tradition established years ago of watching one of the absolute best movies ever made on New Year’s Eve! Join Rey, Roland, and Daniel as they poorly attempt an MST3K take on a movie we find no major problems with. Regardless, the important thing to remember, kids, is to say “Sadatay” and feel okay and don’t bang the dillies!

Cinekuest Presents: Year of the Villain Face Off aka The Roast of Johnny Wong. Says it in the title folks--we finally bring you our votes for best-worst villain from our year’s action-verse reviews. Among all of these contenders we argue and attempt to disprove why Roland is always right (keep trying). Join Daniel, Rey, and Roland in our movie villains in review analysis battle royale.

Imagine if Mel Brooks and the Cryptkeeper tried to direct Lord of the Rings. With a mega-thicc budget and nobody in his way, there was just no stopping him, bringing us a timeless, incomparable medieval monster-fest masterpiece. Join Roland, Daniel, and Rey as we wish movies were still this cool.

Cinekuest Presents a Ballistic Break Dance Fight Night Featuring Marko Mark and Lou Diamond Phillips in The Big Hit This John Woo adjacent flophouse special with a dash of Wesley Snipes as a producer is definitely not worth watching for the star, the Wallbangerberg. In this flick, he  is completely overshadowed by the true star of La Bamba fame--Lou Diamond Phillips. He has the love for you, baby,...

Cinekuest Pre-Turkeyday Returnening to the Tromaverse with Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead What do you get when you build a fried chicken franchise on an “ancient Indian burial ground?” Not laser raptors, but undead chicken-demons possessed by souls seeking revenge. Join Daniel, Rey, and Roland as we try to give you a brief idea of what the crap is happening in this movie.

In this episode, your favorite trio reviews Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn, alternatively titled “The Return to the Beginning”. Join Daniel, Rey, and Roland as we chat about this flick with the underlying hope that the Book of the Dead’s prophecies come to pass.

As we hermit through the best and only important month of the year--we spent quite a bit more time than expected on this episode going through all the horror reboots we could find or remember. Some of us really like a thick slice of crappiness pie with our movie experience. Join Roland, Rey and Daniel as we inundated you with all the redux horror hits and doodoo redos.

For our non-spooky time revelers, we have used the at-home hijinks opportunity to pick another crazy-cool episode with extra-as-fuck actor Jeffrey Combs. See into the funky-ass mind of director Peter Jackson before he went full Hollywood Dominator with LOTR. Get ready for one of the best comedy horror movies of the mid 90’s. Join Rey, Roland and Daniel as we recount the killer funnies.

Prepare for one of the purest forms of cinema horror with this cult-favorite gore splatterfest. On a budget diet of Kraft singles and Fritos, Raimi created The Exorcist meets The Dollar Tree Jim Henson Company. Join Rey, Roland, and Daniel as we refresh our alcohol-soaked memories of what life was like growing up watching the good shit.

Cinekuest Video Presents: Before The Matrix, But After Lawnmower Man--Virtuosity In the futureworld of the 90’s, Denzel Washington plays (ex) Lt. Parker Barnes, once a cop, now a convict, who has no absolutely no regrets about his current lifestyle as a much-loved model inmate. Join, Daniel, Rey, Roland, and Young Breezy for this forgotten rental.

This was a bit of a random last minute clutch pick, but it worked out pretty well. This movie is pretty damn funny and fulla that hyper-violent action porn for your furious rage-rection or stiff and stony ladyboner. Join Daniel, Rey and Roland as we skip through this quick and dirty little gem.

A number of years later, now a hardcore thug-lifer, Herbert continues his work as Frankenstein’s Vet--with his latest tests on the poor, poor, lovable….Ratty. As per usual, Jeffrey Combs reprises his role once again as the endearing scamp just trying to raise the dead and minding his own bizzness. Join Daniel, Rey, and Roland as we serenade you with our philosifizery.

Finally, almost thirty years later, Bill and Ted have re-arriveth! We were all worried about this reunification of the most wholesome bro-duo of the eighties--for nothing! Get ready for the future, the past, the inferno, and friggin’ robots. Join, Gerry, Roland, Rey, and Daniel-coming-in-clutch for the end. STATION!

Bill and Ted’s Non-Bogus Journey Experience: A Most Excellent Sequel Onwards to the sequel, our most excellence continues with the epochal continuance of the Wyld Stallyns and their Destiny as it unfolds. Evil PE coach Chuckles deNomelos has sent two doppelganger murderbots to replace our most exemplary dunce cap duo, and utterly unmake the future dystopia they are meant to usher in. Join Daniel,...

In preparation for the soon-to-be trilogy of Bill and Ted Face the Music, we’re here pre-gaming on the essential origination of the ultimate time-traveling lovable dumb dumbs from the 80’s. They are the chosen ones, the Wyld Stallyns, the sole materializers of utopia, and unless they make it through their class--it will never happen. Join, Daniel, Rey, and Roland as we party on, dudes.

AKA Night of the Living Meg Onwards, Dan-Igor, Dr. Westenstein needs you! This funny-as-hell body-horror-fest chronicles the continued exploits of Dan Abbott and Dr. Herbert West-all grown up from their days as med students. Part Dr. Moreau, part Dr. Frankenstein–Jeffrey Combs’ reprises his iconic role as Herbert West, a man happiest when filling out his body parts bingo card. If he can get the Ho...

Retrovision Futuristica Robotica: Michael Crichton’s Runaway aka The Indomitable Mustache of MegaSelleck In the advanced society of the future 1980’s, Tom Selleck is Jack Ramsay, a cop-turned-nerd (by the power of night courses!) is the head of a robotics crime unit, tasked with the protection of society from rogue robot toasters and dishwashers. The rebel robots have thrown off the chains of serv...

Here we are with the start of another cult classic trilogy, starring Jeffrey Combs–arguably one of the best horror-comedy actors of the times. Loosely based on the H.P. Lovecraft story of the same name, this flick stars Combs as Herbert West, a kooky-as-fuck, true mad-genius med student who has an obsession with the dead, and Bruce Abbot as Dan Cain, a milquetoast plain-Jane sissy–who constantly g...

For our latest foray into the ass-kickiverse, by request (sup Chris!), we’re checkin’ this bullet ballet classic, the genre-defining cop flick–Hard Boiled. Directed by the Slow-Motion Shogun, the creator of the Flying Dove Style gun-fu, the man John Woo, who would go on to conceive some of the most badassfuckincool actioneers of the 90’s. We’re talking Hard Target, Broken Arrow, Face/Off–and inspi...

Join us as we review a movie about seizing the glory days! Simon Pegg stars as Gary King, the man with a lifetime appointment with Dr. Ink! Beer joke (nailed it). For his high school graduation, Gary and his best mates, The Five Musketeers, attempt to drink through the Golden Mile, a pub crawl through twelve bars with one pint downed at each. They nearly made it through, but it ended in drunken fa...

We figured it would be fun to try and make a reaction episode, so here we are with the best possible movie to start with! Be Excellent To Each Other! What could be more awesome in these crazy trying fucking times than a proper brand new aww-hells-yes-return of Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter?!? We submit to you, our excellent audience, our reactions to this upcoming treasure of a film. Join Rey, Rola...

Possible other starting quote: “Among the latter, under pretence of governing they have divided their nations into two classes, wolves and sheep.” – Shithead Jefferson One of America’s Founding Fathers and proto rap star Alexander Hamilton is quoted as saying, ““It has been observed by an honorable gentleman, that a pure democracy, if it were practicable, would be the most perfect government. Expe...

London’s Supercop, Nicholas Angel (Simon Pegg), is just too good for the boys in blue. He’s so good (400% by their records) they promote him to sergeant, which sounds great until the cop who can’t be stopped gets assigned to Bumblefuck Nowheresville. Take note, bumpkins, if you drink beer from a straw, this man WILL card you, ya buncha dopey ass toddlers. As the newest addition to the police force...