Sarah Beth Terry

Cigarette Mom Podcast with Sarah Beth Terry

Comedy EN ↓ 104 episodes

She's got the bite of a divorce attorney, the energy of a small-town trailer park cat fight, and the charm of an aunt who "probably shouldn't be saying this" but absolutely will. No topic is off-limits, no moment too awkward-she dives headfirst into the chaos of life, calling out the ridiculous, the relatable, and the things we all think but don't say out loud. If you like your comedy sharp, a little sassy, and just inappropriate enough to make your meemaw clutch her pearls, Sarah Beth Terry is your kind of people.

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Author

Sarah Beth Terry

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

sarahbethterry.com

Latest episode

Oct 23, 2026

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Episodes

THE PORCH PAPER — PEOPLE ARE CRAZY! 23.10.2026

Coming to you from Perry, Florida! 🌴 Tonight we’re talking oysters, making the newspaper, Florida foolishness, national nonsense, neighborhood gossip, and tomorrow’s adventure on the Gulf of America! 🚤😂 Quick wit, Southern sarcasm, questionable opinions, and a little Jesus for good measure! Come sit a spell! ❤️ #ThePorchPaper #SarahBethTerry #FeralChristian #SouthernHumor #FloridaAdventures

THE PORCH PAPER — FLORIDA EDITION! 19.10.2026

Coming to you live from Perry, Florida! Join Sarah Beth Terry for today’s headlines, political foolishness, Florida craziness, Appalachian humor, country music gossip, neighborhood nonsense, and a little Feral Christian wisdom! Grab your sweet tea, pull up a chair, and let’s get into it! #ThePorchPaper #SarahBethTerry #FeralChristian #FloridaEdition #PorchTalk

THE PORCH PAPER IS LIVE! 15.10.2026

Tonight we’re covering world news, politics, Appalachian headlines, country music, celebrity foolishness, and the latest adventures of the 1000-lb Sisters! PLUS: A very special public service announcement on HOW TO BE A GOOD NEIGHBOR — because apparently some grown folks need remedial training in manners and minding their own business. Grab your coffee, your cigarettes, and your sense of humor. We...

THE PORCH PAPER with Sarah Beth Terry IS LIVE! 10.10.2026

Hot headlines, celebrity foolishness, Appalachian shenanigans, a little Jesus, and a whole lot of opinions! Grab your coffee and come sit a spell. You KNOW we’re gonna cut up! #SarahBethTerry #CigaretteMom #FeralChristian #PorchPaper #AppalachianHumor

THE PORCH PAPER IS LIVE FROM THE PORCH 07.10.2026

Tonight we’re talking fresh news, porch foolishness, the Feral Christian merch explosion, Loaded Bibles headed out into the world, and how I have apparently opened an Appalachian Jesus general store. PLUS: Cozy Earth, Klear Protein, country music, questionable commentary and whatever flies out of my mouth before I can stop it. Grab a drink, pull up a chair & come sit a spell. #SarahBethTerry #...

THE PORCH PAPER IS LIVE 05.10.2026

Two baby chicks are missing, a rotten egg has committed an act of biological warfare, I puked and fled the chicken run—and somehow we still have NEWS. Fresh headlines Neighborhood gossip Country music Appalachian foolishness Feral Christian Minute Loaded Bibles + new merch Pull up a chair. The porch is OPEN. #SarahBethTerry #CigaretteMom #FeralChristian #PorchPaper #Appalachia

First Saturday of October, the fur has officially made its porch debut, and the shenanigans are already underway. Come sit a spell—it’s Porch Paper time. 03.10.2026

First Saturday of October, the fur has officially made its porch debut, and the shenanigans are already underway. Come sit a spell—it’s Porch Paper time. #SarahBethTerry #CigaretteMom #PorchPaper #AppalachianHumor #FeralChristian

THE PORCH PAPER IS LIVE. I’m feisty today, so buckle up! 01.10.2026

We’ve got real news, West Virginia & Kentucky foolishness, country music, TLC updates, runaway wildlife, history, neighborhood gossip, a Feral Christian Minute, and enough unsolicited commentary to get me removed from at least one HOA. Grab your sweet tea and come sit on the porch. Keep your Bibles open and your powder dry. Sound off in the comments: What’s got YOU feisty today?

🚬🗞️ THE PORCH PAPER: WEEKEND WRAP-UP 28.09.2026

Well, we made it through another weekend… some of us gracefully, some of us held together by caffeine, bad decisions, and whatever was left in the snack cabinet. Come sit on the porch with Cigarette Mom while we wrap up the weekend with the news, nonsense, shenanigans, headlines, and assorted foolishness you may have missed — and probably a few things you were perfectly happy not knowing. No newsr...

MARRIAGE — COVENANT, NOT CONVENIENCE 25.09.2026

When the vows are spoken, marriage becomes more than a promise made in a beautiful moment—it becomes a sacred covenant made before God. Marriage was never designed to be disposable or held together only when life feels easy. It calls two people to remain faithful through hardship, extend grace when they fall short, and choose love, commitment, and obedience even when convenience would be easier. T...

Keep Planting: 34 Pounds Down on the First Night of Fall 23.09.2026

On the first evening of fall, Sarah Beth steps onto the porch 34 pounds lighter, running slightly low on energy and still determined to keep showing up. The September 22 Porch Paper moves from the United Nations, Iran and Washington’s approaching midterms to artificial intelligence, college rankings, West Virginia hunting season, Kentucky fall festivals and Ella Langley’s record-breaking run with...

Three Chords, the Truth & a Loaded Bible with Courtney Jo 22.09.2026

Courtney Jo joins Sarah Beth on the porch for an evening of country music, questionable animals and the Appalachian panic-cleaning ritual that happens whenever company is coming. After running through headlines from around the world, Washington, West Virginia and Kentucky—including heavy-rain warnings, unclaimed property and the arrival of unpredictable fall weather—Sarah and Courtney talk honestl...

Cigarette Mom — Live Morning Episode 19.09.2026

Catch this morning’s live episode of Cigarette Mom for candid conversation, fresh stories, hot takes, and a little chaos to start the day.

The World Is Loud. Your House Doesn’t Have to Be. 18.09.2026

It’s the Wednesday evening edition of The Porch Paper, and Sarah Beth Terry is sorting through a packed news day—from Canada’s possible new relationship with the European Union and political prisoners released in Belarus to Russia sanctions, cryptocurrency legislation, rising retail sales, and the Federal Reserve’s latest rate hike. Back on the porch, Sarah covers West Virginia and Kentucky headli...

Operation: Reset to Factory Settings 18.09.2026

Sarah Beth checks in from the car after a shower, a Walgreens run and a successful trip to the nail salon. Next up: water, protein, vitamins, new workout shorts and the Planet Fitness “shake and bake.” It is a quick Cigarette Mom visit about attempting to feel human again, forgetting what day it is and appreciating every member of the porch tribe. Remember: you look good. Go do things.

Most Real Years Are Both 18.09.2026

At seven in the morning—with the sun rising over the West Virginia hills and a possum eating cat food on the porch—Sarah Beth looks back at how much life can change in twelve months. The year since writing “Like Charlie” and “Send Me” brought national attention, the Grand Ole Opry, sold-out comedy shows, the birth of Feral Christian, watercolor paintings, changing friendships, a health journey and...

That’s Enough for Wednesday 17.09.2026

Sarah Beth arrives hot and unfiltered after a disastrous nail-salon visit, then settles in for the September 16 Porch Paper. Today’s stories include the Iran war-powers vote, the human cost of the conflict in Gaza, growing concern over AI data centers, AM radio’s return to new vehicles, Kentucky’s measles outbreak, medical-debt relief, and West Virginia’s historic land-conservation project. Plus:...

Don’t Despise Small Beginnings 17.09.2026

Sarah Beth wakes up to fifteen watercolor-print orders and a timely reminder that small beginnings may be bigger than they appear. This September 15 evening edition covers the Federal Reserve, oil prices, election security, West Virginia and Kentucky headlines, Taylor Swift’s latest songwriting honor, and the biggest moments from Emmy night—including Michael J. Fox, Sally Field, Reba McEntire, and...

Don’t Despise Small Beginnings 15.09.2026

Sarah Beth wakes up to fifteen watercolor-print orders and a timely reminder that small beginnings may be bigger than they appear. This September 15 evening edition covers the Federal Reserve, oil prices, election security, West Virginia and Kentucky headlines, Taylor Swift’s latest songwriting honor, and the biggest moments from Emmy night—including Michael J. Fox, Sally Field, Reba McEntire, and...

You’re Still Moving 15.09.2026

Sarah Beth Terry delivers Monday’s Porch Paper Evening Edition, covering attacks on Saudi Arabia’s oil infrastructure, fuel prices above $100 a barrel, mounting artificial-intelligence fears, the court fight over mail-in ballots, President Trump’s proposed $5,000 payments, cryptocurrency regulation, John Brennan’s subpoena and an anxious week for interest rates and financial markets. Closer to hom...

Just Pick Up the Brush: Faith, Floods and an Ostrich Farm 15.09.2026

Sarah Beth Terry brings Monday’s Porch Paper from West by God Virginia, covering the fight over mail-in ballot rules, warnings about artificial intelligence, another disruption to the world’s oil supply, West Virginia flood recovery and the importance of bringing healthcare into rural communities. Back on the farm, the chickens have filed a complaint, Sarah has accidentally become a watercolor art...

Grief and Joy Don’t Take Turns 14.09.2026

Sarah Beth Terry delivers the Sunday-night Porch Paper, covering the 25th anniversary of 9/11, political violence, President Trump’s proposed $5,000 dividend, record diesel prices, conflict overseas, Northeast flooding and a historic college-football upset. Closer to home, there’s country music news, a loose Kentucky cow, a parking-lot circus, barbecue, Goodwill treasures, watercolor paintings and...

Taylor Swift’s CMA Return, Pawpaw Season & New Mercies 13.09.2026

Taylor Swift has found her cowboy boots, Terry Crews can draw, and Louisville has gathered to celebrate a fruit most Americans couldn’t identify in a police lineup. In this Saturday-morning Porch Paper, Sarah Beth Terry covers the escalating conflict in the Middle East, $6 diesel, federal job applications, West Virginia broadband, the Kentucky–Alabama football game, and layoffs at the Lexington He...

I Think I Might Actually Be Funny: Date Night, Marmots & Kentucky Wildlife 12.09.2026

After spending date night at a comedy club, Sarah Beth Terry reaches a deeply unsettling conclusion: she might actually be funny enough to do stand-up. Before adding another occupation to her already crowded résumé, Sarah Beth marks the 25th anniversary of September 11 and remembers the victims, first responders, and brief moment when Americans saw one another as neighbors before political opponen...

Remember September 12: Twenty-Five Years After 9/11 11.09.2026

Twenty-five years after September 11, 2001, Sarah Beth Terry remembers the nearly 3,000 lives lost, the first responders still dying from related illnesses, the passengers and crew of Flight 93, and the families who continue carrying that morning with them. She also remembers September 12—the flags on every porch, the crowded churches and blood banks, and the brief moment when frightened Americans...

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