Chris Simms Unbuttoned

(0:00) "Everybody is looking for a free trip to psycho-land" (3:00) #1 Eagles passing game drama (25:25) #2 Bills D showing cracks? (40:05) #3 Lions D showing cracks? (45:05) Week 15 Lines: Which heavy hitter game will be closest? (49:25) #4 Seahawks D upswing (54:25) #5 Has Sam Darnold proven himself? (1:02:20) #6 Bill Belichick goes to college? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.a...

(0:00) Devin comes in strong with the top button swag. (1:55) Rams def. Bills 44-42 (9:45) Seahawks def. Cardinals 30-18 (16:20) 49ers def. Bears 38-13 (20:55) Vikings def. Falcons 42-21 (29:40) Buccaneers def. Raiders 28-13 (38:15) Eagles def. Panthers 22-16 (48:30) Dolphins def. Jets 32-26 (OT) (54:15) Steelers def. Browns 27-14 (1:00:50) SNF: Chiefs def. Chargers 19-17 (1:07:20) Saints def. Gia...

(0:00) Mike and Chris pitch a new slogan for Little Caesars (7:00) TNF: Packers at Lions (11:30) SUNDAY EARLY: Jets at Dolphins (14:15) Falcons at Vikings (17:45) Saints at Giants (21:50) Panthers at Eagles (25:40) Browns at Steelers (28:40) Raiders at Buccaneers (33:40) Jaguars at Titans (37:05) SUNDAY LATE: Seahawks at Cardinals (40:10) Bills at Rams (43:10) Bears at 49ers (47:10) SNF: Chargers...

(0:00) Is it time for Ahmed to paper bag it? (5:20) #1 Eagles D leans on Lamar Jackson (25:35) #2 Russell Wilson cooks Bengals D (34:45) #3 Chargers D picks on Kirk Cousins (50:50) DraftKings: Falcons & Buccaneers NFC South (53:00) #4 Contender Red Flags (1:14:00) #5 Ahmed's Buzz Watch: Week 14 (1:19:00) #6 Requiem for a Team: Giants, Raiders, & Patriots Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. S...

(0:00) We learn about the cha-cha slide. (3:15) Eagles def. Ravens 24-19 (13:40) Steelers def. Bengals 44-38 (21:05) Chargers def. Falcons 17-13 (26:50) Texans def. Jaguars 23-20 (32:55) Vikings def. Cardinals 23-22 (40:35) Commanders def. Titans 42-19 (43:50) Buccaneers def. Panthers 26-23 (OT) (48:55) Rams def. Saints 21-14 (54:00) SNF: Bills def. 49ers 35-10 (1:01:50) Seahawks def. Jets 26-21 (...

(0:00) Aaron Jones has confirmed that players watch this show. (9:40) THANKSGIVING: Bears at Lions (13:10) Giants at Cowboys (16:45) Dolphins at Packers (18:45) BLACK FRIDAY: Raiders at Chiefs (22:10) SUNDAY EARLY: Chargers at Falcons (26:00) Steelers at Bengals (28:00) Texans at Jaguars (30:30) Cardinals at Vikings (33:10) Colts at Patriots (35:05) Seahawks at Jets (37:05) Titans at Commanders (4...

(0:00) "The most explosive simple team I've ever seen" (3:05) Cowboys def. Commanders 34-26 (13:25) Titans def. Texans 32-27 (20:45) Vikings def. Bears 30-27 (OT) (26:50) Seahawks def. Cardinals 16-6 (36:25) Packers def. 49ers 38-10 (45:25) Lions def. Colts 24-6 (50:10) Buccaneers def. Giants 30-7 (53:20) Dolphins def. Patriots 34-15 (59:25) SNF: Eagles def. Rams 37-20 (1:03:40) Chiefs def. Panthe...

(0:00) The YouTube comments still aren't sure if Mike looks at the spreads. (8:15) TNF: Steelers at Browns (14:25) SUNDAY EARLY: Chiefs at Panthers (17:35) Vikings at Bears (22:20) Titans at Texans (24:25) Lions at Colts (29:35) Patriots at Dolphins (32:45) Buccaneers at Giants (36:30) Cowboys at Commanders (42:20) SUNDAY LATE: Broncos at Raiders (45:25) 49ers at Packers (48:35) Cardinals at Seaha...

(0:00) It's Episode 666! Uh oh... (2:40) Jets fire Joe Douglas (8:15) #1 Steelers D grounds Ravens offense (29:05) #2 Chargers D bends (& breaks?) vs Bengals (42:30) DraftKings AFC Playoff Odds for Non-Division Leaders (46:10) #3 Josh Allen & Bills best Chiefs D (56:20) #4 Under-Talked About Jeopardy! (1:02:20) #5 Bo Nix hitting his stride (1:07:00) #6 Ahmed’s Week 12 Buzz Watch Hosted by Simpleca...

(0:00) "I'll predict that the Chargers hang on to win this game" (2:55) Bills def. Chiefs 30-21 (14:45) Steelers def. Ravens 18-16 (21:25) Packers def. Bears 20-19 (27:15) Seahawks def. 49ers 20-17 (33:20) Lions def. Jaguars 52-6 (39:30) Broncos def. Falcons 38-6 (45:25) Vikings def. Titans 23-13 (Give Me The Headlines) (48:50) Rams def. Patriots 28-22 (Give Me The Headlines) (53:05) Colts def. Je...

(0:00) Chris tells us the strange things Big F*cker Phil has been up to. (6:35) TNF: Commanders at Eagles (11:35) SUNDAY EARLY: Packers at Bears (14:40) Jaguars at Lions (17:55) Raiders at Dolphins (22:25) Rams at Patriots (26:15) Browns at Saints (29:10) Colts at Jets (32:40) Ravens at Steelers (37:05) Vikings at Titans (40:50) SUNDAY LATE: Falcons at Broncos (43:10) Seahawks at 49ers (45:40) Chi...

(0:00) They guys are rising up the "eliter board" (3:55) #1 Bears fire OC Shane Waldron (27:45) #2 Steelers D gives Jayden Daniels first struggles (48:35) #3 Under-Talked About Jeopardy (52:55) #4 Under-Talked About Defenders (1:10:15) #5 BREAKING NEWS: Colts will start Anthony Richardson at QB this week (1:14:50) #6: Ahmed’s Buzz Watch - Bills vs Chiefs, Commanders vs Eagles, Ravens vs Steelers H...

(0:00) Is Ahmed's new Lions rugby shirt bad luck? (2:40) Chiefs def. Broncos 16-14 (13:15) 49ers def. Buccaneers 23-20 (20:15) Steelers def. Commanders 28-27 (25:55) Lions-Texans UPDATE (28:30) Bills def. Colts 30-20 (34:20) Eagles def. Cowboys 34-6 (39:30) Cardinals def. Jets 31-6 (46:10) Vikings def. Jaguars 12-7 (51:30) Chargers def. Titans 27-17 (55:30) SNF: Lions def. Texans 26-23 (1:05:15) S...

(0:00) Mike has a plan to get his preciousssssss (8:20) TNF: Bengals at Ravens (13:55) GERMANY: Giants at Panthers (17:15) SUNDAY EARLY: Patriots at Bears (20:30) Bills at Colts (24:10) Vikings at Jaguars (27:55) Broncos at Chiefs (31:10) Falcons at Saints (34:00) 49ers at Buccaneers (37:50) Steelers at Commanders (42:05) SUNDAY LATE: Titans at Chargers (45:10) Jets at Cardinals (47:10) Eagles at...

(0:00) Chris loves the word "surgical" (4:30) #1 Trade Upgrades: Grading them 1 to 10 (25:25) #2 Texans offense & C.J. Stroud struggling (42:55) #3 2 Stats & a Lie: Chargers D, Lions run game, and Lions D (48:15) #4 Lions defense smothers Packers in the rain (1:02:40) #5 Chargers league-leading defense (1:12:45) #6 Rams young and “freaky” defense (includes DraftKings) (1:20:15) Ahmed’s Buzz Watch:...

(0:00) Chris' daughter finally understands what he does for a living. (3:40) Lions def. Packers 24-14 (13:30) Bills def. Dolphins 30-27 (20:10) Commanders def. Giants 27-22 (24:45) Falcons def. Cowboys 27-21 (30:40) Rams def. Seahawks 26-20 (OT) (37:00) Cardinals def. Bears 29-9 (43:35) Chargers def. Browns 27-10 (49:45) Ravens def. Broncos 41-10 (57:05) Bengals def. Raiders 41-24 (1:03:00) SNF: V...

(0:00) Chris copes with the Yankees meltdown (5:20) TNF: Texans at Jets (9:50) SUNDAY EARLY: Cowboys at Falcons (12:55) Broncos at Ravens (16:00) Dolphins at Bills (19:15) Saints at Panthers (21:05) Raiders at Bengals (23:15) Chargers at Browns (27:00) Commanders at Giants (29:50) Patriots at Titans (34:20) SUNDAY LATE: Bears at Cardinals (37:50) Jaguars at Eagles (40:15) Lions at Packers (42:50)...

(0:00) Happy Goosey Night! (3:05) #1 Colts bench Anthony Richardson for Joe Flacco (14:36) #2 Jayden Daniels Hail Mary spoils Caleb Williams late surge (38:00) NFC #1 Seed odds: Are the Packers being overlooked? (40:55) #3 Kyler Murray spoils Tua Tagovailoa’s return (49:25) #4 Jameis Winston torches Ravens D (55:05) #5 Six days to Trade Deadline (1:02:45) #6 DeAndre Hopkins debuts with Chiefs Host...

(0:00) Chris critiques Ahmed's sideline catch in Wisconsin (3:25) Commanders def. Bears (14:50) Browns def. Ravens (21:20) Texans def. Colts (26:50) Falcons def. Buccaneers (33:20) Chiefs def. Raiders (39:15) Eagles def. Bengals (44:25) Packers def. Jaguars (49:45) Lions def. Titans (54:50) Bills def. Seahawks (57:40) SNF: 49ers def. Cowboys (1:02:10) Patriots def. Jets (1:08:25) Cardinals def. Do...

(0:00) Mike wants Berry to take his place...unless he doesn't? (6:30) TNF: Vikings at Rams (10:25) SUNDAY EARLY: Eagles at Bengals (13:55) Ravens at Browns (16:40) Titans at Lions (18:35) Colts at Texans (20:55) Packers at Jaguars (23:25) Cardinals at Dolphins (26:10) Jets at Patriots (29:50) Falcons at Buccaneers (33:50) SUNDAY LATE: Saints at Chargers (35:50) Bills at Seahawks (38:25) Panthers a...

(0:00) Chris gets love for his Brian Thomas Jr. draft ranking (4:30) #1 Spagnuolo stifles Shanahan (24:05) #2 Packers D quiets Texans (34:55) #3 Jets fall in Davante Adams’ debut (51:35) #4 Amari Cooper is Bills new WR1 (58:20) #5 Chiefs trade for WR DeAndre Hopkins (1:04:00) #6 “The Goff-inator” (1:13:20) MVP race: Is Patrick Mahomes a true candidate? (1:15:50) Ahmed’s Buzz Watch: Jets, Eagles-Be...

(0:00) Chris loves London days (2:05) Chiefs def. 49ers 28-18 (12:16) Lions def. Vikings 31-29 (21:12) Packers def. Texans 24-22 (29:40) Seahawks def. Falcons 34-14 (34:10) Eagles def. Giants 28-3 (39:48) Commanders def. Panthers 40-7 (44:05) Bills def. Titans 34-10 (48:00) Bengals def. Browns 21-14 (52:15) Colts def. Dolphins 16-10 (57:00) Rams def. Raiders 20-15 (1:00:40) SNF: Steelers def. Jets...

(0:00) Mike has a lewd email auto reply that he wants to try one day. (6:05) TNF:  Broncos at Saints (10:35) LONDON:  Patriots vs Jaguars (13:10)  SUNDAY EARLY: Seahawks at Falcons (16:20) Titans at Bills (18:50) Bengals at Browns (20:55) Texans at Packers (24:35) Dolphins at Colts (27:00) Lions at Vikings (31:40) Eagles at Giants (37:55)  SUNDAY LATE:  Raiders at Rams (40:35) Panthers at Commande...

(0:00) Does Rodney Harrison know who Ahmed is? (3:00) #1 Bills trade for Amari Cooper: "This puts them in a different class" (12:30) #2 Jets trade for Davante Adams: And what changed with Todd Downing as playcaller? (23:30) #3 Two Stats & a Lie: Jets slants, Browns sacks, & the Bears offense (35:40) #4 Packers offense rolls: "The NFC North! Holy sh*t!" (50:05) #5 Bigger offensive concerns: Eagles...

(0:00) "We're not here to teach you English class" (3:55) Ravens def. Commanders 30-23 (12:15) Lions def. Cowboys 47-9 (22:15) Bears def. Jaguars 35-16 in London (29:25) Packers def. Cardinals 34-13 (35:45) Buccaneers def. Saints 51-27 (43:05) Falcons def. Panthers 38-20 (47:05) Eagles def. Browns 20-16 (54:45) SNF: Bengals def. Giants 17-7 (58:35) Texans def. Patriots 41-21 (1:04:00) Steelers def...