Chris Simms Unbuttoned

You know the names. Brady. Elway. Manning. Montana. Mahomes. Who are the 5 best QBs in NFL history? Chris finally gives his answer (with a little help from Stugotz). (0:00) “I consider you a brother, and you clearly don’t feel the same about me.” (3:55) All-Time QB Top 10: Our “career-focused” rankings conclude (10:30) #5 John Elway (16:45) #4 Patrick Mahomes (19:30)...

After narrowing down his Top 10 All-Time QBs, Chris finally gets to ranking them. Today we hit #10-6, which includes a couple former teammates. And Simms teases yet another list he’ll do after this one. (0:00) The time Chris’ wife explained the Wild Card to him (2:20) All-Time QB Top 10: Chris explains the criteria of his ranking (5:20) #10 Roger Staubach (8:15) #9 Dan Marino (13:00) #...

It’s cut-down day for the All-Time QBs list. Chris & Connor go through the 18 (or 19?) QBs who made the first cut and determine who will be in Simms’ Top 10 (or 12?). But first, Chris complains about us making him do this (we didn’t make him do this). (0:00) “You’re all a-holes. Every one of you.” (2:00) All-Time QBs: Did we underrate Warren Moon? (6:40) Top...

With Simms’ 2026 QB Countdown done, we go to the next logical place..an All-Time QB Countdown! Chris & Connor start with the nominees…which HOFers and future HOFers make the first cut? And as we go, the guys also name the 4 passers who lead the All-Time QB Photo list. (0:00) “You should still be sending checks to Brandon Stokley.” (1:30) All-Time QBs: How do we gauge t...

Chris goes to Chicago to interview Bears budding superstar QB Caleb Williams, fresh off the news of his Madden cover selection. Williams talks about where he got his strong arm from, his 2nd-favorite sport growing up (it’s not the one you’d think), and what he’s learned from “psycho in a good way” Ben Johnson. Plus, Chris tells Caleb about the celebrity who’s al...

“My boyfriend’s back and he’s better than ever…” Chris and Ahmed reunite to recap the Simms QB Countdown and answer some #AskMeAnything questions. Who would Chris rather have right now, Drake London or Nico Collins? But first, we welcome the newest member of the Unbuttoned family…Cameron Rogers! (0:00) We proudly present…Cameron Rogers!!! Who already ha...

The Simms 2026 QB Countdown concludes with THE FINAL FOUR! Where does Chris rank Patrick, Josh, Joe, and Lamar? But first, Simms & Stugotz dive into the blockbuster Myles Garrett & A.J. Brown trades…is an Aaron Donald return next? (0:00) Chris recaps his visit with “old soul” Caleb Williams (7:10) News: Myles Garrett blockbuster trade to Rams (20:10) Could Aaron Donald r...

(0:00) Chris just can’t get away from the Jets fans (9:10) News: Kyler Murray looks like clear leader over J.J. McCarthy (13:30) Simms QB Countdown: #7 Justin Herbert (20:30) QB #6 Caleb Williams (29:15) QB #5 Matthew Stafford See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) We get a full history of the birth of the Simms QB Countdown (7:00) Which Simms QB Countdown rank has gotten the most blowback? (17:40) News: A.J. Brown trade watch (20:10) Simms QB Countdown: Homies react to Sam Darnold, Jared Goff, Trevor Lawrence, & Dak Prescott (29:50) QB #10 Baker Mayfield (35:40) Simms has THREE QBs from the 2024 Draft in his Top 9…could it be the greatest...

It’s Connor’s LAST episode before he enters fatherhood, and he’s going out in style. Or “in vogue?” Simms reveals 4 more names in his QB Countdown…who lands JUST outside his Top 10? Plus, J.J. McCarthy does not seem happy to be in a QB competition, and Chris tells a Madonna story. (0:00) Papa Connor is “going out with a bang!” (5:15) Homies comments...

(0:00) Chris says what’s up to Connor…and isn’t faking it (2:55) The homies weigh in on our Jaxson Dart conversation (8:05) News: Bears QB Coach has some strong words for Caleb Williams (11:05) Nico Collins gets revised contract from Texans (17:40) Derwin James gets extension from Chargers (22:20) Lamar Jackson back at OTAs (23:25) Patrick Mahomes throwing at OTAs after ACL repa...

(0:00) Connor makes up for his terrible friend mistake (6:45) Knicks: Where were Chris & Connor in 1999? (11:50) Homie comments: Top 40 birds, Old school arms, and John Elway vs Aaron Rodgers (20:40) News: Jaxson Dart’s “misstep” and what it means for the Giants locker room (33:35) Giants extend GM Joe Schoen’s contract (35:40) Rams & Matthew Stafford agree to 1-yea...

(0:00) Who are the angriest fan bases Chris has encountered? (9:15) Mount Rushmore of All-Time Arms: Why didn’t Dan Marino make the cut? (22:15) Aaron Rodgers will retire after this season (27:35) Todd Monken wants to name his starting QB soon (32:30) CeeDee Lamb wants the grass to stay after the World Cup (35:55) Nolan Smith arrested for reckless driving (40:00) QB Countdown: Homies have qu...

(0:00) The guys recap the epic Knicks comeback, and discuss where MSG sits among iconic sports venues (10:20) Homie Reactions: Is Aaron Rodgers on the Mount Rushmore of all-time arms? (18:25) News: Lamar Jackson misses 1st day of OTAs (21:45) Justin Herbert misses 2nd voluntary Phase 2 practice (23:40) Unhappy Jacoby Brissett is skipping Cardinals OTAs (27:00) Rashee Rice going to jail for 30 days...

(0:00) Wristwatches & JFK (4:05) Simms QB Countdown: #37 J.J. McCarthy (9:45) QB #36 Tua Tagovailoa (15:20) QB #35 Marcus Mariota (19:45) QB #34 Kirk Cousins & #33 Fernando Mendoza See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Connor is all too happy to recap the Subway Series with Chris (6:45) Schedule Leftovers: The Chargers have a severe disadvantage (14:55) News: Aaron Rodgers (finally) signs with Steelers (27:35) DraftKings: Steelers playoff odds (29:35) Simms 2026 QB Countdown: Looking back at 2025, who’s gonna fall out of the Top 10? (33:25) QB #43 Carson Beck (39:10) QB #42 Ty Simpson (42:50) QB #41...

(0:00) 2026 Schedule Release: What’s the first thing Simms looks for? (4:45) Seahawks: manageable schedule for the champs (11:05) Rams: holy $h!t hard start, holy $h!t hard finish (15:10) 49ers: soft return after Australia (17:40) Eagles: could Philly be a dumpster fire? (22:50) Bears: first time they’ll have a target on their back (26:50) Patriots: favorable schedule for a team that w...

(0:00) Connor is on a pre-baby golf binge (3:05) Homies React: Some more nominations for the All-Alien Team, and is Mike McDaniel overrated? (22:30) Schedule Release: Breaking down the NINE International Games (34:20) DraftKings: Division Favorites (48:00) Breece Hall: He thinks he’s a Top 10 RB…which RBs would we rather have? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) “There are people way more important than me saying worse stuff!” (1:15) Coordinator Carousel: “I didn’t realize the turnover was this high” (14:00) Best Coordinator hire who was a Head Coach last year? (19:50) Best Coordinator hire who was a Head Coach before last year? (22:15) Best Coordinator pairing for a new Head Coach? (25:30) Best first-time NFL Offensiv...

(0:00) “The ‘90s are back!” (9:15) Homie comments: Old Trafford, “Pimp My Throw,” and more Sophomore Jump candidates (14:10) Brendan Sorsby…is he worth a supplemental draft pick? (20:55) Schedule Release: Cowboys-Giants on SNF Week 1 (25:15) NFL NEWS: Breece Hall & Jets agree to 3-year deal (29:00) Cardinals sign Jeremiyah Love to $53M deal (30:50) David Nj...

(0:00) “I feel like I’m detoxing at a rate I’ve never experienced before”  (5:10) Simms is back from London, and has a slideshow! (18:40)Connor has lost the mustache (28:55) Jaguars GM says Travis Hunter “is set to play both sides of the ball” (40:25) Deshaun Watson or Shedeur Sanders as Browns QB1? (45:00) Emeka Egbuka on post-Mike Evans Buccaneers (48:55)...

(0:00) “What do you have growing on your face?” (7:10) Chris learned an Arsenal chant (14:05) RIP Yankees legend John Sterling (16:25) 2026 Rookie Predictions: This year’s Cam Ward? Raiders QB Fernando Mendoza (20:35) This year’s Tyler Shough? Cardinals QB Carson Beck (24:20) This year’s TreVeyon Henderson? Cardinals RB Jeremiyah Love & Seahawks RB Jadarian Price...

(0:00) You complete me’ debate – Austin Powers or Jerry McGuire (10:00) Recap of viewer comments from last episode (23:20) 49ers WR: De’Zhaun Stribling vs Ricky Pearsall (28:30) Ravens LBs: Robinson vs. Green vs. Young (33:50) Saints DT: Christen Miller vs Davon Godchaux (38:45) Rookie vs Vet: Giants CB Colton Hood vs Greg Newsome (41:15) Falcons WR: Zachariah Branch v Olamide Za...

(0:00) “You’ve got the fresh-pressed ‘ready for Nobu’ look” (1:45) 2026 Draft Favorite Picks (2:25) Round 1: Cowboys Caleb Downs & Giants Arvell Reese (5:05) Round 2: Texans Kayden McDonald & Packers Brandon Cisse (7:10) DraftKings: Offensive Rookie of the Year odds (10:55) Round 3: Falcons Zachariah Branch & Colts AJ Haulcy (12:45) Round 4: Raiders Jermod...

(0:00) Connor got the full Simms family experience at the barn (7:45) 2026 Draft Winners: Giants (14:15) Jets (19:15) Dolphins (26:15) Chargers (30:10) DraftKings: Defensive Rookie of the Year odds (31:30) 2026 Draft Winners: Cowboys (34:10) Eagles (38:05) Cardinals (40:05) Panthers (42:35) Bears (44:35) Browns (48:25) Vikings (50:35) Saints (53:10) 2026 Sketchy Drafts: Rams & Ty Simpson (1:00...