Choke On My Artichoke

“LCRP” | Week 4 Recap and Week 5 Preview 07.10.2021 1:04:07 ↓

Struggling to figure out what LCRP means

Trade Reaction | A Kupp Full Of Trades 23.09.2021 7:02 ↓

PT trades WR Cooper Kupp, LAR WR Mike Williams, LAC RB Mark Ingram II, HOU WR Van Jefferson, LAR JON trades RB D’Andre Swift, DET RB Jamaal Williams, DET RB Damien Williams, CHI

Trade Reaction | Waller? I Hardly Know Her 23.09.2021 10:22 ↓

JON receives TE Darren Waller, LV WR Deebo Samuel, SF 2022 Pick 2.MM IHO receives WR DK Metcalf, SEA TE Logan Thomas, WFT

Trade Reaction | Oops Daddy Did It Again 23.09.2021 6:00 ↓

UND sends WR Chase Claypool, PIT 2022 3.TW 2022 4.TW REC sends RB Michael Carter, NYJ RB Kenyan Drake, LV WR Sterling Shephard, NYG

Trade Reaction | Daddy Dumpster Diver 23.09.2021 10:02 ↓

PT sends RB Ronald Jones, TB RB Kenyan Drake, LVR WR Sterling Shepherd, NYG REC sends WR Mike Williams, LAC

A Shwartz Story | Week 2 Recap and Week 3 Preview + Rookie Report 22.09.2021 52:19 ↓

Dotter and The Commish are joined by a guy that’s into Sunday ass play.

Hasty Decisions | Week 1 Recap and Week 2 Preview + Way Too Early 2022 Prospect Rankings 16.09.2021 54:20 ↓

Hopefully the two man show doesn’t put you to sleep like the last episode. Whoops.

Wes Visits the Eiffel Tower | Trade Reaction 09.09.2021 11:12 ↓

JON receives RB James Robinson, JAC (REC) WR Dyami Brown, WFT (REC) REC Receives 2022 Pick 1.JSa (JON) 2022 Pick 3.MM (IOWA) RB Chase Edmonds, ARI (JON) RB Nyheim Hines, IND (IOWA) IOWA Receives WR Jalen Reagor, PHI (JON)

We’re Back Fellas! | Week 1 Preview 08.09.2021 1:10:04 ↓

After recording this thing 4 times, we finally got one boys!

Matt Breida’s Hamstrings | 2019 Rookie Re-Draft 25.06.2021 17:50 ↓

Another one.

#CancelMrMishes | 2018 Rookie Re-Draft 24.06.2021 24:01 ↓

Mr. Mishes is so cancelled. Sorry.

Meaningless Content | Real Team Power Rankings 17.06.2021 16:27 ↓

Don’t even listen to this one folks....

Clown Daddy | 2037 Rookie Draft Round 2 Recap 18.05.2021 38:17 ↓

Pretty much just shit-talking Wes for 38 minutes. 

You’ll M&M Toss Your Eye Out Kid | 2037 Rookie Draft Round 1 Recap 17.05.2021 23:08 ↓

Detailing the grades given out in the first round of our draft.

@Shetrom, Here’s Some Help | Best Available Non-Rookies 15.05.2021 16:15 ↓

Let’s keep it moving, huh?

At 3.01, Best Available... | Two-Round 2021 Rookie Draft Mock 06.05.2021 50:02 ↓

Picks 1-24 that we probably should've written down along the way.

Avoid Killing Yourself | 2021 Draft Day 3 Reactions 03.05.2021 26:16 ↓

Covering EVERY. SINGLE. PROSPECT. from day 3 of the 2021 NFL Draft. Reference this for some cold takes at the end of the 2022 season.

Q wuz here | 2021 Draft Day 2 Recations 01.05.2021 42:26 ↓

A couple of Q-ties talk about the day 2 happenings.

Locked and Loaded | 2021 Draft Day 1 Reactions 30.04.2021 50:20 ↓

Commish and Bestbros GM break down the 12 players taken on day 1.

Technical Difficulties || Consensus 2037 Rankings, Ceiling/Floor Landings Spots, Sort of Draft, Rectum Rebuild 27.04.2021 43:43 ↓

A wave loudly clashing against a long shoreline is cosmopolitan, having a trained assassin stay overnight, letting heartbreaking lies roll over us like a summer breeze.

“I Would Never Do That Trade” | Perfect Trades Scenarios For All 12 Teams 15.04.2021 13:38 ↓

It’s a perfect trade and you just overvalue your own players. Live a little.

Woop Schoolbus || April Startup & Rookie Rankings 13.04.2021 11:31 ↓

The commish navigates through the darkness and rain to deliver this pod for the people.

We're Still In The Intro || 2021 RB Comps, Cornerstone RB Rankings, Breakout Picks, 2037 Pod Mock Draft 1.0 28.02.2021 53:42 ↓

Listening to this podcast is like buying $GME or $AMC on January 28th. We're past our peak and you gain nothing. Regardless...  We like this pod. 

Basically Just Dotts Talking Over People || 2021 QB/TE Comps, POS1 Players, Garbage Time: An LCRP Story, January Awards 04.02.2021 53:48 ↓

The crew with a not so special guest attempt to discuss comps for some relevant rookie QB and Tight Ends when Dotts isn't yelling over people to get his point in. 

Absolutely No Comps || Prospect Mock Draft, Surprising Rankings, and Offseason Trade Recap 23.01.2021 31:36 ↓

The 3 Pod Fathers discuss the notable prospects to follow this offseason in the form of a two-round mock draft, but there's a twist... One of the hosts only knows QBs. Listen carefully and maybe you'll be able to tell who it is.