Choke On My Artichoke

Ohhh Ty Johnson | 2026 Rookie Draft Recap + Late RB/QB/TE Comps 30.06.2026 47:47 ↓

Max Klare = Dalton Schultz

That One Eagles WR | 2026 WR Comp Show + Free Agency 13.03.2026 1:23:07 ↓

Per Game Stats (4 weeks) 6.8 Receptions 10.3 Targets 94.5 yards 0.8 TDs The next 9 games 1.1 Receptions 2.5 Targets 11.5 yards 0 TDs

Your Award Is In The Mail | The 2026 Chokie Awards 19.01.2026 39:17 ↓

Dotts is safe from generational debt

No, You’re Gonna Win | Dynasty Bowl IX Recap 30.12.2025 37:27 ↓

OH FUCK YOURE GONNA MAKE ME WINNNN! -Riley Reid

Eggnog Latte | Dynasty Bowl IX Preview 24.12.2025 38:45 ↓

QB pts per pass attempt is a bad stat.

Flip the Seeds | Quarterfinals Recap and Semifinals Preview + Rookie Recap 18.12.2025 56:57 ↓

1 vs 3.. or 2 vs 5… or just flip the seeds

Sepukku Nacua | Week 14 Recap and 2025 Round 1 Playoff Preview + Bracketology 11.12.2025 30:56 ↓

Seppuku, also called harakiri, is a form of Japanese ritualistic suicide by disembowelment. It was originally reserved for samurai in their code of honor, but was also practiced by other Japanese people during the Shōwa era to restore honor for themselves or for their families.

Aggressive and Wildly Sexual | Week 12 RECAP and Week 13 Preview + Playoff Scenarios 04.12.2025 1:01:52 ↓

I am wildly uncomfortable..

Fantasy Football is Gay | FL3XW33K Recap and Week 13 Preview 26.11.2025 59:28 ↓

Hello darkness my old friend.

🕊️In Memory of x - Process Trusters 🙏🏼 19.11.2025 45:39 ↓

Gimme that x back

Jordan Love’s Giants | Week 10 Recap and Week 10 Preview + 2022 Startup 13.11.2025 1:08:14 ↓

Not so busty Bryce

Septupled | Week 9 Recap and Week 10 Preview + Live Trade Action 06.11.2025 1:02:12 ↓

I’m not mad I’m just disappointed

Shade Away | #FLEXWEEK2 Recap and Week 9 Preview 30.10.2025 47:20 ↓

🏄🏻‍♂️🏄🏻‍♂️

Whitest Pod U’ Know | Week 7 Recap and #FLEXWEEK2 Preview 23.10.2025 48:26 ↓

Michael Mayer-a-ayer

Are You Recording? | Week 6 Recap and Week 7 Preview 15.10.2025 13:08 ↓

SparkNotes

Scuba Sam and The 5th Dimension | Week 5 Recap and Week 6 Preview 09.10.2025 1:11:09 ↓

BILLt different

Shits All Jumbled Up | Week 3 Recap and Week 4 Preview + Draft Grades 25.09.2025 1:01:41 ↓

Flex Week 1. Not as tight as Dotts’ asshole.

Somebody Get This Guy a Running Back | Week 2 Recap and Week 3 Preview + Rookie Rankings 18.09.2025 1:02:46 ↓

I do this because I love you.

Ricky Nipples | Week 1 Recap and Week 2 Preview 11.09.2025 1:19:34 ↓

2013. What a wild year for the #GrainGang

They Traded Micah Parsons So They Can Stop BILL BILL BILL Now | Week 1 Preview + Playoff Predictions 03.09.2025 1:32:09 ↓

You could see how I got confused there.

Saint Dotts | Pre-Preseason Power Rankings 07.08.2025 1:26:15 ↓

I wonder what would happen if I pushed the poop button. I wonder what would happen if I pushed the poop button. I wonder what would happen if I pushed the poop button.

The Shit of Destiny | 2025 Rookie Draft Class Rankings 15.05.2025 1:07:54 ↓

Kyle Mudanpie

Extra Sticky Notes | 2025 Rookie Class Overview 02.05.2025 1:51:08 ↓

It was a regular note until Luke McCaffrey showed up

Skabadabado | The 2025 RB Comp Show 10.04.2025 1:32:08 ↓

The one y’all have been waiting for.

Restrepo Face | The 2025 WR Comp Show 03.04.2025 1:11:13 ↓

20 of them