Chismosas and Chainsaws

In this episode, we talk about Final Destination 5(2011), how bad a preproduction title was, and how improbable some of these deaths feel. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Pan’s Labyrinth(2006), how Ofelia should have listened to the fairies, and how badass Mercedes is. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

TRIGGER WARNING: This movie does depict some self harm and sexual abuse. In this episode, we talk about Cult of Chucky(2017), how iconic Jennifer Tilly remains, and how fun it is to see Andy again. Follow us on Instagram and email at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about X(2022), how many times we see boobs, and what a great scream queen Jenna Ortega is. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this Halloween special, we talk about Beetlejuice(1988), how iconic every actor is in this movie, and how pretty Miss Argentina is. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Hocus Pocus(1993), whether or not the younger sister is a brat, and how cute black cats are. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Evil Dead(2013), how sad it is the original isn’t streaming anywhere, and how there’s a lot of blood in this movie. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Trick R Treat(2007), how cute Sam’s design is, and how it truly does all come back around. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Killer Klowns From Outer Space(1988), how much Brittany hates clowns, and how cute the balloon animal dog is. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about As Above So Below(2014), how insane it is they filmed in the catacombs, and how this one lost us a bit. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about The Purge(2013), how we feel about Ethan Hawke, and what we’d do differently if we were rich during the purge. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Mother!(2017), the various interpretations, and what a waste of Michelle Pfeiffer this is. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Candyman(2021), how beautifully shot this movie is, and how beautiful the two main characters are. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street(2007), how neither of us knew the blood wasn’t CGI, and whether or not Sweeney Todd is a villain. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Little Shop of Horrors(1986), how cute baby Audrey II is, and the insanity that is the director’s cut ending. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Blair Witch(2016), how all Reyna can think about is Scooby-Doo, and whether or not the tapes from the original exist in this universe. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Hell Fest(2018), how there’s no way that guillotine would have a real blade on it, and how this could’ve been worse. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Fear Street 1666(2021), how the first part of this movie is Brittany’s vibe, and how the last part of this movie is Reyna’s vibe. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

Trigger warning for this movie: no depictions of sexual assault, but there is talk of assault. In this episode, we talk about Fresh(2022), how terrible modern dating is for women especially, and how female ride or die friendships really are life saving. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Fear Street 1978(2021), how amazing Sadie Sink is, and how you maybe shouldn’t seek out a witch’s house. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Curse of Chucky(2013), how cool Nica is, and how this one brings Chucky back to scary. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about 1922(2017), how much Brittany likes the aesthetic, and how it’s just The Tell Tale Heart. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Fear Street 1994(2021), how Brittany somehow recognizes Deena, and how much info is thrown at us in this first installment. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about I Know What You Did Last Summer(1997), how iconic Sarah Michelle Gellar is, and what a himbo Freddie Prinze Jr is. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Scream 5(2022), how many fun voice cameos and Easter eggs there are, and how sad THAT death is. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!