Childish

Luckily Daniel doesn't listen to the podcast because Alison has a lot to say this week. Owen (the original) graduates Tuesday and Greg will likely cry like a baby. Alison prepares to get high with Doug. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrose...

Greg and Alison recount their very different prom nights, and Alison describes a touching encounter with Daniel. Greg's son has his prom. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor!   Michelin michelinman.com

Are zoos cruel? Does Alison have enough money? Should Greg shave his head? (He is going to anyway.) Also, your responses to whether you can work from home with kids and if it's ok to sexually harass your partner. Plus, how we lost our virginity. Like bad poetry? You're in luck. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gr...

Alison struggles with a nose zit and whether child leashes are immoral. Greg's explosive diary entry reveals a fascinating moment from his early adulthood. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors!   Tru-Nut shop.tru-nut.c...

Ah, Mother's Day. Greg took Erin to Malibu, and Daniel took Alison to Benihana. Are thank you notes a relic of the past or a great way to show you care? A shout out to military families overseas and, of course, another edition of explosive diary. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twit...

Do you say yes to the universe or no to things that seem fishy? Greg throws shade on a Chicago shock-jock, and Alison struggles transitioning between mom life and work life. Plus another installment of Explosive Diary! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagra...

It's here! Explosive Diary has arrived on Childish! Greg and Alison regale you with musings from their younger selves. Also, some sleep regressions, pot cookies, sex, and Alison's purple bathrobe. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our...

Greg and Alison agree that farting in front of a partner is a sign of intimacy. They catch you up on what to watch on TV and let you off the hook if you stopped breastfeeding. Plus an update on possible guests for a Live show this spring. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/...

Alison and Greg discuss the week's big holidays: Easter, Passover, and Earth Day. Conspicuous in their absence was 4/20 and Hitler's birthday because honestly they already get enough play. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Sponsored by...

Greg is back from a big college trip with his son, so he and Alison have a ton to catch up on. Plus some frightening news about a recall that will affect tons of parents, frustrations with partners who do things last minute when you aren't a last-minute person, fake IDs, a call about consent, and more. It's the newest Childish! Follow Childish:  Twitter / Instagram Follow Greg: Twitter / Instagram...

Room-sharing, vaccines, tackling your kid's tough questions, and more on this week's episode! Plus the show biz conflict that's keeping Greg up at night. It's an all new Childish! Follow Childish:  Twitter / Instagram Follow Greg: Twitter / Instagram Follow Alison: Twitter / Instagram "Shout Out" Products Mentioned: The Power of Now Pottery Barn Kids Bear Plush Play Mat

Alison's having a rough week, but Greg offers some perspective in an episode that includes discussions of fainting at the sight of blood (especially your child's), homelessness, snooping, exercise, parental guilt, raising boys versus girls, charity, and more. Plus a particularly challenging gig for Greg. It's an in-depth episode of Childish! Follow Childish:  Twitter / Instagram Follow Greg: Twitt...

Greg talks about the ups and downs of being a landlord, the impact of Crashing's cancellation on his life, and the motivational advice he has for best dealing with depression. Alison shares her thoughts on the benefits and risks of giving birth at hospitals vs birthing centers, as well as her experience with epidurals and body image after pregnancy. It's an all new episode of Childish! Follow Chil...

It's happened! Alison had her baby! She and Greg go over the details of the birth and talk about the impact of newborns on older siblings. Plus a discussion of whether it's ever ok to critique a friend's parenting. They also talk about the recent college admissions scandal, Greg recounts his St. Paddy's Day show, and Alison searches for someone, anyone, who remembers a particular commercial from h...

This week, Alison and Greg discuss different types of depression and various treatments for it, including a series of self-help books. They consider the importance of interacting with their children and how kids can remind of them of the boundless energy they've lost since becoming parents. Alison explores her fears of potentially facing induced labor, and Greg recounts dating a woman with a sex a...

Greg and Alison veer off into discussions about lactation sex and mucus plugs. That's right, it gets kinda gross. Other topics include bad acting, award shows, thrift stores, and kids sharing your clothes. They both try their best to avoid throwing shade at other podcasts. Are they successful? It's arguable. Follow Childish:  Twitter / Instagram Follow Greg: Twitter / Instagram Follow Alison: Twit...

Modern parents may not want to hear this, but helicopter parenting works. At least that's an argument of an article that Greg and Alison read on this week's episode of Childish! Also, a caller feels a little guilty about wanting to raise her kids in a town away from family (but it DOES have a great sex scene - inside joke, you'll get it), and Alison's high of the week is her rejoicing what could o...

Alison hasn't packed her delivery bag yet, but she's chock full of baby and SO ready to wear those hospital mesh diapers they give you after childbirth. While waiting, she and Greg chat about an article that reveals that parents DO have a favorite kid (and the kids totally know), read a snippet of a thoughtful essay by Greg's son Owen about the Cinderella Complex, and listen to a caller's doubts a...

IT HAPPENED AGAIN. Alison has another pregnancy orgasm - this time involving a United States founding father - so Greg tries to unpack all of THAT. Both Greg and Alison discuss YOUR answers about the perfect age to have kids (spoiler: there doesn't seem to be a consensus - go figure), and send some advice to a concerned dad who calls in when his 5-year-old daughter's friend starts wanting to play...

Whether it's living with your parents after college (and seducing someone selling magazines, if you're Greg) or figuring out why marriages are much more likely to dissolve nowadays, Alison and Greg are talking all about the family unit on this week's episode of Childish! Also - I guess there's a measles outbreak (so that's another fun thing to worry about) and a listener phones in to get advice af...

DANGER. Lots to fear in this world. Or at least that's what a preachy gynecologist told Alison when she was 16. But in this week's episode of Childish, both she and Greg muse on how to not be TOO protective of your kids, discussing some of the current dangers of raising kids (like the US Surgeon General warning of the risks of youth e-cigarette use and giving your kids too much added sugar). Plus!...

Ready to hear a seamless segue from talking about the morality of spanking kids to the fun of getting spanked by your husband? In this episode of Childish, Alison and Greg discuss their sexual proclivities, try to figure out if Alison can tip someone to get a better delivery room, and give advice to a woman whose young son has a cleft palate. Plus - they share your constipation horror stories and...

Did you know that nearly rotten fruit helps solve your bowel problems? Greg gives Alison tips on how to cure her pregnancy constipation, asks her if she's participated in a tried and true sexual position since she's been married, and a caller gets advice on how to cope with fertility troubles. All this and Greg gives us another update on the status of his daughter's silent treatment.

Greg's going to say yes to everything this year. Maybe not glory holes. At least that's one of the Childish new year's resolutions! You'll hear more 2019 musings, updates on Greg's TMS therapy and his daughter's silent treatment, as well as the kitchen that Elliot got for Christmas. Also - Alison celebrates the findings in a BBC article about kids and screen time, but she also has some pregnancy b...

Did Elliot barf from his dinner at Tam O'Shanter or Alison and Daniel's caroling? Greg and Alison talk on a variety of health stresses (kidney stones, anyone?), make their life and baby-related predictions for 2019, and help a mom manage her kids' screen time. Plus, Greg gets a party hot tub and you'll find out what's giving Alison the pregnancy phenomenon known as Lightning Crotch!