Childish

One listener calls in to us know he approves of Greg's oral sex advice while another offers some bidet tips that leave us questioning the benefits of bidets. We also talk about news involving whether schools should reopen, a Boy Scouts activity pin recall, and a study saying moms are happier when kids go to bed early. Plus sibling rivalry, acne, a pledge to better ourselves and a kitchen table tha...

Greg and Alison recap Father's Day and discuss placement of tattoos and what it means. Alison's low has her wondering if she wants another child while Greg's has him feeling like a bad friend. Plus news stories about parental role-playing and a pandemic-related baby bust along with your emails including one about developmental milestones. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/chil...

We asked you to share with us the weirdest things of your parents you've stumbled across and wow, your answers did not disappoint! We also talk about whether to take your children to protests, Greg's new game show, Father's Day, good and bad Father's Day gifts, a news story that says anesthesia in childhood might lead to substance abuse later and so much more. We also take your calls and emails. F...

Bob Saget joins the show to talk about parenting three adult daughters, discussing racism with children, barnyard porn, cooking, his new podcast Bob Saget's Here for You and more. We also talk about Owen (O-2)'s first steps and some tough decisions about preschools reopening. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/greg...

John Henson (Talk Soup, Wipeout) joins Greg and Alison to talk about the fight that nearly ruined Mother's Day, being on lockdown with a six and nine year old, matinee sex and more. We also talk about Elliot catching Alison cursing, Owen (O-1) being way too into fitness, and news stories about baby talk and the future of the childcare industry. Plus we take your emails and voicemails! Follow Child...

So much family time! On the one hand, it should be valued and treasured. On the other, Alison is losing her mind. Perhaps you are too? Greg receives some incredible news and learns the meaning of the word "gaslight." And a listener wants to know if she should put her family planning on hold. All this and a baby name quiz! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Gr...

Greg and Alison aren't really in the mood. Is anyone these days? Will there really be a post-pandemic baby boom? Plus news about dwindling driver's license numbers, sharing stress with your kids and a letter from Angelina Jolie whom Greg has met in person under less than ideal circumstances. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow in...

Greg and Alison are joined by LeeAnn Kreischer (Wife of the Party), with an appearance at the top by her husband Bert. They discuss breaking up sibling fights, fighting in general, how LeeAnn went from thinking she never wanted to get married to getting married and having two kids, raising chickens, homeschooling during quarantine and so much more. Plus being in the moment with your family, Greg p...

A caller wants to start a family but she has a middle-aged dog who isn't good around kids. What should she do? Alison and Greg disagree. Plus shingles, puzzles, conversations that everyone can hear and more including five solid ideas for keeping sanity in your family. And some tips on shoplifting.

Alison has a couple bones to pick with a certain someone on this episode! Plus we tackle how the virus has strained marriages but also created very funny situations, discuss news about the effects of stress on sperm, take a quiz to see who's the worse parent and so much more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/greg...

Lockdown is wearing on Greg and Alison but they're trying (with varying levels of success) to stay positive. Also Greg let his daughter shave his head and Alison still feels guilty over an awkward neighborhood exchange. Plus how to celebrate your child's birthday while sheltering in place. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow inst...

Greg and Alison connect from Venice and Burbank, respectively, to talk about sheltering in place and whether it's acceptable to listen in on your spouse's therapy session. Plus news about hospitals requiring women to labor alone, suggestions for creating a plan should you become ill, stock market talk, the silver lining and how to stay positive, voicemails, emails and more.  Follow Childish: twitt...

This week we're talking about being outsmarted by your own kids, the plusses and minuses of team sports, banned baby names, the dangers in letting grandparents watch the kids, spanking and how far too many people still do this, working through anger and so much more. Also we found our oldest listener! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregF...

After discussing the role of hormones on sexuality and how that affects relationships, Alison and Greg are joined by their second intentional guest Christina P of Your Mom's House and Where My Mom's At? They talk about Christina's past as a child performer, a scene study from Greg's theater days, Alison's discomfort with the discussion, cell phone germs, bidets, breeding recklessness, parenting si...

Let go of your perfectionism! Imperfect Greg teaches you how. Plus news about introducing children and pets, reports that say active shooter drills are doing more harm than good, a search for our oldest listener and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen inst...

A mysterious pain is haunting Jimmy's left testicle! We endeavor to get to the bottom of it in this episode featuring our first intentional studio guest. He joins us to recap Valentine's day, discuss being the parent of an only child, talk airplane squabbles, birthstones, catchphrases, McDonald's meal options, financial indiscretions and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com...

If kids under three are free to an amusement park and your kid turned three the day before, would you pay? Greg's answer will surprise you. Plus tax talk that is NOT BORING and will save you money, a discussion of irony, some wedding weather woes, mindfulness around your kids, married sex and so much more.

It's parent-teacher conference time and we have tips. Also, if you run into someone with whom you were once involved do you need to tell your spouse? What are the rules around hanging onto old love letters?  Alison puzzles over the logistics of a steamy story involving fruit, Greg gets stood up at a pier, Alison takes a Tap-robics class, Greg gets nostalgic over his daughter's first job and so muc...

Recorded live at the Gateway Theatre in San Francisco. Alison and Greg hit the stage during Sketchfest and are joined by superstar voice actor Rob Paulsen (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Animaniacs, Pinky and The Brain). They talk about birth order, home schooling, asthma, Rogaine, a car seat trick, some encouraging news out of Utah and so much more. Plus a special San Francisco-themed parenting ga...

Greg recently performed in the Bluegrass State and left a little something behind. Also he's gotten permission to visit a nude spa in Portland and he's planning on going all in. He and Alison discuss the awards they expect to receive for their bravery, the sanctimoniousness of awards shows, talking to your kids about the news, Evita (again), traveling, discipline and so much more. Plus news about...

A night of insomnia leads Alison to a startling epiphany which she needs to run by Greg and new producer Pete. Meanwhile Greg has a lot of say about the Gwyneth candle, the correct pronunciation of Genghis Khan and why you need to write down the cute things your kids say. Plus news stories about the rising cost of delivery and sexed up tortoises and a call from a listener who needs to know how muc...

From crabs in Denmark to sharting in Venice, Greg and Alison tackle life's highs and lows. Plus a news story about predictors of your child's academic success, more info about chicken sex, classic rock, selfish teens, embarrassing word mispronunciations, the dangers of horseback riding, your emails and more.

We check in on our 2019 predictions and make some new ones for 2020! Greg almost gets into a fistfight while skiing and Alison gets the band back together. Plus Alison opens a piece of fan mail on air that may or may not mention a threesome.

Alison makes a woman cry (in a nice way). Plus an update on maggot season from an entomologist, a call about paving the way for a second child, your emails, a discussion about whether if you pay for extra leg room seats and then the plane is empty and everyone sits where they want that's a win or loss and more.

A recap of Alison's trip to Hawaii and Greg's Mudbowl soccer game, a plan for top ten guests in 2020, career envy, a bid to connect a couple chicken lovers and more calls about chickens!