Chick-Lit (And Movies) Podcast

Welcome to The Chick-Lit (And Movies) Podcast 🎙️🍿, where we proudly lower our expectations for cinema so you don’t have to. 🙃✨ This week, the Chicks 🐥 survive Saved! (2004) ✝️📖 — the gloriously chaotic cult classic that asks, “What if Mean Girls took place at a Christian high school… and everyone had issues?” 💀 Join us as we unpack Mary’s spectacularly misguided attempt to “pray away the gay...

Welcome to The Chick-Lit (And Movies) Podcast 🎙️🍿, where we proudly lower our expectations for cinema so you don’t have to 🙃✨ Each month, we cover two films: one critically beloved 🏆 and one absolute disaster 🔥🗑️ This week, the Chicks 🐥 hit the campaign trail with My Fellow Americans (1996) 🇺🇸🚁 — the political buddy comedy that asks, “What if the only people who could save democracy were tw...

Welcome to The Chick-Lit (And Movies) Podcast 🎙️🍿, where we proudly lower our expectations for cinema so you don’t have to 🙃✨ Each month, we cover two films: one critically beloved 🏆 and one absolute disaster 🔥🗑️ This week, the Chicks 🐥 descend into “The Pizzagate Massacre” (2020) 🍕🔺 — a conspiracy horror satire that asks: “What if a guy spent way too much time online… and absolutely refus...

Welcome to The Chick-Lit (And Movies) Podcast 🎙️🍿, where we proudly lower our expectations for cinema so you don’t have to 🙃✨ Each month, we cover two films: one critically beloved 🏆 and one absolute disaster 🔥🗑️ This week, the Chicks 🐥 run (in heels) into Some Like It Hot (1959) 🎷💋 — the classic that asks: what if you witnessed a mob hit… and your solution was ✨drag and deception✨? Afte...

Welcome to The Chick-Lit (And Movies) Podcast 🎙️🍿, where we proudly lower our expectations for cinema so you don’t have to 🙃✨ Each month, we cover two films: one critically beloved 🏆 and one absolute disaster 🔥🗑️ This week, the Chicks 🐥 drive straight off some porch steps on a motorbike into “Beastly” (2011) 💀🪞 - the CW-coded fever dream that asked, “What if Beauty and the Beast… but make...

Welcome to The Chick-Lit (And Movies) Podcast 🎙️🍿, where we proudly lower our expectations for cinema so you don’t have to 🙃✨ Each month, we cover two films: one critically beloved 🏆 and one absolute disaster 🔥🗑️ This week, the Chicks 🐥 trade conspiracies for curtain calls 🎭 as we twirl our way into “The Sound of Music” (1965) 🎶🏔️ - the wholesome classic that raised generations… and set im...

Welcome to The Chick-Lit (And Movies) Podcast 🎙️🍿, where we proudly lower our expectations for cinema so you don’t have to 🙃✨ Each month, we cover two films: one critically beloved 🏆 and one absolute disaster 🔥🗑️ This week, the Chicks 🐥 fly in (space shuttle first) to a cinematic conspiracy spectacular 🧠🌀 featuring clones 👯‍♂️, demons 😈, the Illuminati 👁️🔺, and… Donald Trump 🇺🇸 Yes, rea...

Welcome to The Chick-Lit (And Movies) Podcast 🎙️🍿, where we proudly lower our expectations for cinema so you don’t have to 🙃✨ Each month, we cover two films: one critically beloved 🏆 and one absolute disaster 🔥🗑️ Join the Chicks 🐥 as we plunge headfirst into the world of yearning 💔, lies 🤥, and ONE deeply unfortunate little girl 👧 with the power to ruin literally everything 💥 We scream a...

Welcome to The Chick-Lit (And Movies) Podcast 🎙️🍿, where we proudly lower our expectations for cinema so you don’t have to 🙃✨ Each month, we cover two films: one critically beloved 🏆 and one absolute disaster 🔥🗑️ So hold on to your pants, mortals! 🍿🔥 This week on Chick-Lit (And Movies), we’re commercial flying headfirst into this month’s “so-bad-it’s-hilarious” cinematic treasure: 2014’s “L...

It’s a rebrand, y’all. Welcome to The Chick-Lit (And Movies) Podcast 🎙️🍿, where we proudly lower our expectations for cinema so you don’t have to 🙃✨ Each month, we cover two films: one critically beloved 🏆 and one absolute disaster 🔥🗑️ Naturally, our first episode lands somewhere in between 😌⚖️ We’re cliff-diving headfirst 🧗‍♀️💥 into “New Moon” (2009) 🌙🐺 — aka Welcome to Hell 🔥… or just...

Join the chicks to discuss Hilaria Baldwin's weird fake accent, The terrible wigs from Breaking Dawn part 2, that time Alec Baldwin shot someone, the Ghost Adventures guy whose wife hired a hitman to kill him, and of course, the next two chapters of this god-awful book. Karyn gets extremely mad about Smeyer's characterization of indigenous gender roles, and Bella is still super racist. Also, happy...

Hello again! The Chicks are back to discuss the next two chapters of New Moon, as well as, but not limited to: Mideival torture, Karyn's dating life update, the Sewer Rat April Fool's featuring Jackson Rathbone, and how gross Trumpy coffee is. Our contempt for Book Bella deepens as she accuses Jake of being a murderer because she's dumb, and then even more when Smeyer's extremely ignorant and cree...

Somewhere the sun shines, somewhere the birds sing the glories of a new dawn. Somewhere … it's Spring again!  But HERE … every day is Halloween!  Rogue Transmissions, an uncanny anthology of exceptional indie podcasts, presents  the Halfway to Halloween Hullabaloo!  Your horror host Edward October is scanning the dial for lost broadcasts, campfire tales, and weird nostalgia to bring you a hell-rai...

Happy Friday Chickadees! Welcome to our first episode recorded in 2025! Join the girls as they discuss our current political hellscape, Karyn's obsession with Nosferatu, and the next two chapters of "New Moon". Will Bella ever learn to act like a normal fucking person? (Spoiler: no.) 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: "Nosferatu" (2024) "Antiques Roadshow" 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Bellerom by Lidl G...

Here's yet another blast from the past! This is the final episode that I'm release that was recorded last year, everything from here on out will be after our Christmas bitch session! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: N/A 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Starbuck's "Pike Place" medium roast ("notes of cocoa and rich praline") with Cinnabon creamer from International Delight and vanilla flavored almond milk...

Welcome to 6 months ago! Karyn has had a backlog of edits for the past... long while, so now the girls are coming at you from July of last year! Buckle in for some dated references and discourse about pre-election politics and the Trump assassination attempt. We then discuss the next two chapters of New Moon and how god damned mormon SMeyer is. 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: House of the Drago...

Obligatory, "it's been a minute". We promise we are still here, and we're still doing this shit! We are back for a little Christmas check in! Instead of talking about the holiday, Karyn and Aubree update each other on the world of famous true crime, including the most recent UHC CEO shooting, which prompts Karyn to confess her unending thirst for Luigi Mangione, as well as gripes with the healthca...

Welcome back listeners! It has been a hot minute since we put out and episode, so some of the topics discussed therin may feel a bit dated. Think of it like joining the girls on a trip back in time! Topics include: Pride Month, Karyn's ill-fated Memorial Day Savannah trip, and Bella's weird child-grooming behaviors. The girls also do a quick deep dive on the life of Embry Call. Join the ladies for...

The girls dive into the next two chapters of New Moon, RFK Jr's Brain Worm, first Twilight experiences, and the strange motif of Bella's entire family throwing expensive camera equipment around. They also trudge through Bella's crippling depression, toeing the line between being concerned and making fun of the way that Stephenie Meyer writes. Check Patreon for our Rant Corner on the Israel Palesti...

We are getting this season started with a bang! This week the girls dig into the first two chapters of the book, and also discuss hobbies, being a Pickme, how to Pronounce Susan Meyer's name, George R. R. Martin's obsession with incest, and other magical tales! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: Check out our Patreon! 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Death Wish Coffee with Chobani Hazelnut Creamer (Aubree);...

Happy 7th season! We have returned to cover yet another Stephenie Meyer book- it's New Moon! Get ready for emo Bella, papercuts, and weird racist wolf lore on this season of Chick-Lit! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: "Civil War" A24, "An American Bombing" on Max, "Fallout" on Prime 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Baileys Original Coffee with Chobani Hazelnut Creamer (Aubree); Iced Matcha latte with Lave...

We are back with the final episode of our “Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging” season! Join the girls as they discuss Kate Middleton Conspiracies (admittedly, in poor taste, considering what came to light shortly after this recording), Armie Hammer's Arm and Hammer Fortune, and the final two chapters of Louise Rennison's innaugural novel. Will Georgia redeem herself? Will the Sex God ever lo...

What in the hell are we still doing here? Georgia is stalking Lindsay, Herr Kemeyer is keeping his balls still, and things are just haywire with Angus. We discuss Dune, which Aubree has never seen, and we lose it over tea towels. Karyn would hang with Kylie Jenner over T-Swift. Turn on, tune in, and drop out! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: Dune (2021) and True Detective: Night Country on MAX...

We are finally back with the third to last episode of this season! In this episode the chicks cover June through July of Georgia's year, as well as all the crazy shit that happened at Woodstock '99, Karyn's new hobbies, and Aubree's sweet new puppy! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: All the Woodstock '99 Documentaries 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Italian Coffee with Cinnabon creamer from International...

Happy Weekend! The gals are back from the past (took us a little longer to release this episode than we planned) to discuss Georgia's February, Elon's November, Karyn's adventures, and much much more! Tune in as we get back on track with Georgia's dumb teenage ass, and ponder what in the world the rural NC costume designers were thinking when Aubree's dad played Leonardo Da Vinci. 🎬Media Recs/Wha...