Cheryl’s Bitches

The gang commits a murder. Ironically though. Or actually?

This episode has everything: snuff films, ethical cheating, maple claws, David Lynch mentions, everything.

Kevin wants to be Hedwig, Mr. Honey is gay and homophobic and Barchie becomes canon.

All is revealed in this shocking conclusion to the Jughead murder mystery!

Alice is making a documentary about Jughead’s death, Donna is spiraling and Betty wears her ugliest sweater yet.

Jughead is dead and the gang needs to find out who killed him! Was it Brett, Donna or even Betty? Who cares? Archie's mom is gay!

Party-girl Veronica is crashing out, Archie struggles to maintain his father’s legacy, and Betty kills Jughead!

Jughead and Brett duel, Archie fights mercenaries, and Veronica hangs out with Katy Keene in NYC!!

Jughead and Betty fight about Yale admissions, Veronica and Cheryl expand their rum empire and Kevin does tickle porn.

Cheryl beefs with the new cheer coach, Jughead uses nepotism to get a Yale interview, and it’s the football state finals!!

Veronica tries to get into Columbia, Jughead finds his long lost grandfather, and Betty heals her childhood trauma

All of our characters get some much needed therapy from the school counselor, Ms. Burble. Except Kevin, who probably needs it the most.

Celebrate Thanksgiving in Riverdale through cannibalism, grooming accusations, and exploding turkeys!

Family drama! Betty attempts to expose her new brother as a serial killer, Veronica hates her jailbird dad and new sister, Jughead attempts to vindicate his grandfather, and Toni and Cheryl kill her uncle!

Betty and Kevin attend FBI training (to figure out if her brother is gay), both Veronica’s parents are on trial, and Jughead has daddy and granddaddy issues.

In this spooky episode we discuss Archie’s many superhero personas, Mr. Honey’s evilness, and one of Betty’s best moments.

Betty finds the farm and has to stop Edgar before he escapes (in his rocket), Judgead has his first day at prep school, and Hiram cutely breaks out of jail.

The gang (and Mad Dog) are back for senior year! Cheryl beefs with the principal, Betty uses Kevin for an FBI mission, and Jughead considers leaving Riverdale High.

We are back for season 4! As Riverdale prepares for its annual July 4th parade, Archie receives tragic news. This episode is very sad, we are sad, come be sad with us!

Allison and Evan rank all the Riverdale ships! Is your favorite S tier? Find out!

In the season 3 finale, the scooby gang has to survive a killer quest through Thornhill’s woods and we finally unmask the Gargoyle King.

In this penultimate episode of the season, we finally learn the dark secrets of the Farm, Hiram finally gets arrested, and we finally get to see Hiram and Archie in the sauna together.

Archie is double-booked for boxing matches, Cheryl is banned from running for prom queen, and Betty and Jughead have a scheme to (finally) catch the gargoyle king.

The Jones play G&G to save JB, Archie attempts to psychologically recover from killing a man, and we say goodbye to Josie. Oh, and Kevin is *totally* Betty’s best friend.

Archie has a boxing rematch, FP and Jughead try to stop Fizzle Rocks overdoses, and Betty chloroforms her mom.