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Send us Fan Mail Diving into a multi-generational Disney World adventure, Aaron shares his experience guiding five first-timers through the magic and mayhem of a five-day park excursion. From the moment their flight time changed, throwing off carefully crafted plans, to navigating the complexities of the Skyliner system while teaching others, this episode captures both the carefully orchestrated d...

Send us Fan Mail Beneath the magical veneer of Disney Parks lies a fascinating subculture most visitors never notice: Disney Social Clubs. Like secret societies with mouse ears instead of secret handshakes, these unofficial groups of passionate fans create their own traditions, patches, and in-park rituals centered around specific Disney intellectual properties or attractions. We dive deep into th...

Send us Fan Mail What would happen if your favorite Disney heroes opened their own bars? We're diving deep into this imaginative concept, crafting 16 uniquely themed watering holes that capture the essence of beloved Disney characters. Journey with us to "The Agrabah Oasis" where Aladdin's bar transforms from bustling marketplace by day to luxurious Arabian palace by night. Sip...

Send us Fan Mail What does your Disney parks outfit say about you? From awesome to absolutely banned, we're diving into the fascinating world of theme park fashion and the unspoken dress code that exists at the Happiest Place on Earth. Ever noticed how some people seem to nail their Disney look while others make you wonder what they were thinking? We're breaking down park attire into fou...

Send us Fan Mail What happens when moonshine meets the Magic Kingdom? We're sipping on authentic moonshine margaritas from Disney's Fort Wilderness while dreaming up the most exclusive—and eccentric—club Disney has never seen. Prepare yourself for a wild journey as we craft "Hillbilly Club 33" from the ground up. This fictional collaboration between the Clampett family (yes, of...

Send us Fan Mail Pour yourself a Bramble and join us for a delightfully silly political fantasy: What if Goofy ran for president?  As we mix this raspberry-forward cocktail from Goofy's Kitchen at the Disneyland Hotel, we craft a surprisingly thoughtful platform for Disney's most lovable klutz. With campaign slogans like "Not left, not right, just goofy" and "Leadership wi...

Send us Fan Mail What would it look like to spend an entire day exclusively in Galaxy's Edge as a dedicated Star Wars fan? We tackle this question by creating our own immersive itineraries focused solely on Batuu, breaking down every experience, meal, and purchase along the way. Our detailed plans take you from rope drop to park close, maximizing every moment in this meticulously crafted Star...

Send us Fan Mail Raise your pineapple cups and join us for our milestone 52nd episode celebration! We've come full circle by revisiting the Lapu Lapu from Tambu Lounge at Disney's Polynesian Resort - the very first drink we featured when our Disney cocktail adventure began one year ago. With 52 Disney drinks under our belts, we're sharing our definitive rankings of the best and wors...

Send us Fan Mail Two 19-year-old college students bring fresh perspectives to Walt Disney World as they detail their adventures visiting all four Disney parks during their academic year in Florida. Eli and Addi, longtime Disneyland visitors, offer candid comparisons between the California and Florida parks that both seasoned Disney veterans and newcomers will find enlightening. Animal Kingdom emer...

Send us Fan Mail Step into the spooky side of Disney as we raise our Coney Negronis and dive deep into the most ghoulishly delightful events on both coasts. Having braved torrential Florida downpours at Mickey's Not-So-Scary Halloween Party and researched the increasingly popular Oogie Boogie Bash, we're sharing everything you need to know before booking your Halloween Disney adventure....

Send us Fan Mail The unexpected announcement of a new Disney park in Abu Dhabi has completely reshuffled the conversation around Disney's expansion strategy. What started as a discussion about whether Walt Disney World needs a fifth gate to compete with Universal's Epic Universe quickly transformed into an analysis of Disney's global theme park portfolio and future plans. When weigh...

Send us Fan Mail Have you ever watched someone experience Disney World for the first time? There's something magical about witnessing that transformation from skepticism to wonder. On our latest adventure to Florida, that's exactly what happened when Kristie, previously Disney-indifferent, fell head over heels for Animal Kingdom. Our journey began with a coastal Florida road trip before...

Send us Fan Mail Picture this: you're excitedly walking down Main Street, U.S.A. when suddenly, the skies open up and unleash a Florida downpour that would make Moana's ocean look tame. Or perhaps you're melting faster than Olaf in summer as the thermometer climbs past 95°F. What do you do when Mother Nature throws a wrench into your carefully planned Disney day? Our latest episode...

Send us Fan Mail Wondering how to survive Disney with someone who'd rather be anywhere else? Or perhaps you're the one dreading the family Disney trip? Either way, we've got you covered as we sip on a Smoked Turkey cocktail from Olivia's Cafe at Disney's Old Key West Resort and dive into survival strategies for the reluctant Disney visitor. The cocktail itself—a bourbon-ba...

Send us Fan Mail What happens when Disney Imagineers lose their minds completely? We explore this hilarious premise while enjoying a dangerously delicious Jungle Bird cocktail from Skipper Canteen. This rum and pineapple concoction ($15.50) proves to be the perfect companion as we dive into creating the most absurd, impractical, and downright terrible Disney park additions imaginable. Our comedic...

Send us Fan Mail What if everything you thought you knew about Disney was carefully manufactured to hide darker truths? Behind the smiling characters and perfectly crafted attractions lies a web of conspiracies that would make even the most hardened skeptic question reality. Hidden Mickeys aren't innocent design elements—they're sophisticated psychological triggers strategically placed t...

Send us Fan Mail What happens when the world's most famous mouse couple calls it quits? Aaron and Aaron tackle this hilariously complex hypothetical scenario by dividing up the most valuable asset in this animated divorce: Disneyland itself. Armed with shots of tequila and guided by special guest mediator Eli, the hosts transform into rival attorneys representing Mickey and Minnie in increasi...

Send us Fan Mail What really happens after "happily ever after"? We're pouring Bahama Mamas and diving into the imagined family lives of Disney princesses a decade after their movies end.  Remember those perfect fairy tale endings? Well, real life comes for everyone—even animated royalty. Snow White's still beautiful but exhausted by those "fairest of them all" questi...

Send us Fan Mail Do you ever wonder how Disney characters find love? Give this episode a listen and you'll know exactly how they make the magic happen. You could also enjoy a Whiskey Breeze from the Turf Club Bar and Grill at Saratoga Springs.

Send us Fan Mail It was Aaron's birthday this week! It was Mirabel's birthday this week! It was Figment's birthday this week (But we didn't know about that until after we recorded)! Join us as we celebrate a couple birthdays, Encanto, and Puebla Esperanza all while enjoying a refreshing Sangria

Send us Fan Mail Have you ever wondered what a Disney Princess would do if she needed to make a little cash on the side? Listen in and find out what we think they would do and also whether a Zacapa No. 23 Side Car is the drink for you.

Send us Fan Mail Listen this week as Aaron and Aaron go toe to toe about who was more evil, Cruella deVille or Maleficent. Someone is going to have to walk the plank while drinking a Walk the Plank from Turf Club Bar & Grill

Send us Fan Mail I hate your guts, but you don't know that and you ask me for help to plan your day at Disney. Well here you go and don't forget the drink, a Pineapple Mule from Turf Club Bar and Grill at Saratoga Springs Resort.

Send us Fan Mail A trip to Disney can occasionally come with small injuries that we have completely exaggerated to be big, life altering injuries. To smooth over our aches and pains we're sipping on an alcohol forward Backscratcher from Kona Lounge.

Send us Fan Mail Churros suck, end of story Drink a fiery Angry Bloody Rancor and get over your weak takes about Disney