Chaz and AJ In The Morning

Comedian Jim Norton was on with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about the heat dome, his marriage, and giving out dating advice despite a less-than-stellar history of dating.  Photo credit: Jim Norton 

A real-life, Mexican "Batman" has captivated the world. Thieves have been captured, and duct-taped to lamp posts with the stolen motorbikes left to be claimed by owners. Chaz and AJ imagine what a movie about this new superhero would look like. (0:00)   In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ relive a 9-1-1 call that Chaz once made about an owl in the rotary. (11:41)   Have you ever taken the law into your...

Chaz and AJ spoke to Scot Haney about the "heat dome" settling over the area for the rest of the week, and wound up talking about toenails. As the Tribe called in their stories, we all learned about the horrific places some people are most comfortable clipping their toenails. 

In Dumb Ass News, a wedding descended into turmoil and police activity, after gunshots followed a fight about meatballs and manners. (0:00)  Connecticut is home to the most corrupt traffic camera system in America! Chaz and AJ welcomed Brian Ceccarelli from Red Light Robber on the phone to explain how the system is rigged against drivers, and the Tribe shared their experiences. (10:16)  A set of d...

Chaz and AJ had to handle this morning's "On the Board," after Michelle had to bow out last minute. They asked the Tribe to call in their guesses for things are the most uniquely American. 

NY Governor Hochul was expecting a large fan participation during her speech at the new Buffalo Bills Stadium. Chaz and AJ were enjoying listening to her get no help from the crowd at all. (0:00)   In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ bring audio from a fight at the Dunkin drive-thru. A driver and a worker at the window argue over an order, until someone winds up with a faceful of iced coffee. (9:03)   T...

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ played some audio that helped explain why AJ and Ruth are both perfectly happy without kids. Phil shared a clip of his son melting down after he chose to wear shorts, instead of pants. 

Chaz and AJ are loving the food reviews from World Cup tourists in America, from an Australian man who is blown away by Popeye's, to biscuits and gravy creating a man's new religion. (0:00)  The Tribe called in to share their stories of how things are different in other countries. From accidentally crashing the King of Bahrain's home, to Italian police arresting Australian backpackers. (7:33)   Bi...

The Travelers Championship is officially underway, after some viral moments yesterday thanks to Will Ferrell showing up in character. Nathan Grube, the executive director of the tournament, was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about the impressive player field, a Tiger appearance, and why the future of the PGA Tour looks so promising.  Photo courtesy: Nathan Grube 

Sam from Wolcott was on the phone to lead today's "On the Board" segment, which was all first-hand experience through dating apps. Chaz and AJ worked through her most frustrating Tinder Turn-offs. (0:00)   After Sam's segment, the Tribe called in their stories of meeting their spouse in person through interesting circumstances. (16:05) "Fireworks" Kevin was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk ab...

There have been plenty of examples of American fast food absolutely blowing minds of the World Cup tourists. Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in their suggestions for food items that should not be missed. 

Cristiano Ronaldo scored a milestone goal in Portugal's World Cup match yesterday, but Chaz and AJ were having a very hard time understanding the announcer's call of the play. (0:00)  In Dumb Ass News, a man became trapped in a toilet trying to rescue his sunglasses. He needed rescue from the camping trail outhouse, after becoming stuck in the "tank." (12:36)   Tornados are terrifying, especially...

Last week, Chaz and AJ began the creation of AJ's new AI companion. Today, he got to have his first conversation with "Donna Doyawanna" about her feet, getting frisky in the car, and how he likes his sandwiches. 

In Dumb Ass News, an 85-year-old man was caught street racing in Florida, but the excuse he gave the police is what landed him in the segment. (0:00)   The Tribe called in their petty pet peeves to Chaz and AJ, which covered everything from naked roommates, filthy office sinks, and road hogs. (3:34)   Joe from Bethlehem was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about the bear attack he survived la...

Once again, Chaz and AJ permitted their male listeners to call in with "Guy Gripes," a space where they can be free to complain without any female interruption or judgement. 

In Chaz and AJ's Dumb Ass News, a woman decided to keep her deceased dog with her in an intersting way; by tattooing eyeliner containing some of their ashes. (0:00)  Perhaps a record amount of tickets issued in one traffic stop! Jesse is one of the station engineers on Long Island, and picked up 12 tickets during one stop recently, despite the officer telling him he "did nothing wrong." (4:45)   S...

Chaz and AJ welcomed Magilla back to the studio, in town from Florida. They also asked the Tribe to call in with the best advice they've ever gotten from Dad. Some were heart-warming memories and tributes, others were vodka-soaked instructions that lasted less than 20 seconds. 

Allen Devlin, reporter with CBS NY, joined Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about the Knicks parade, tons of confetti, and cleanup after. Plus, Sgt. Paul called to talk about security for event like this, from bomb-sniffing dogs to "wood shampoo" of the old days. (0:00)  In Dumb Ass News, "Love Island" was not a good enough excuse to get someone out of a speeding ticket. Plus, Ski on Long Island i...

Chaz and AJ had comedian Chuck Nice in studio this morning, as they talked about the viral "advice" that James Dolan passed on to the Knicks before their championship run. After hearing his suggestion to abstain from sex, they asked the Tribe to call with their longest "droughts." 

The World Cup is in full swing, and Chaz and AJ have a lot of questions to catch up. Rob called in as a casual fan, doing his best to explain the last few days of matches. (0:00)  In Dumb Ass News, ice cream is supposed to make people happy but the owner of a shop in Alabama wound up being arrested after this argument with a customer. (11:26) The top song about dad! Big Mike from Long Island was b...

Mike and Mike were both in studio with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about Spielberg's "Disclosure Day." Chaz was pretty confident he could suss out the movie plot from the trailer alone. 

Tribe members called Chaz and AJ to share their stories of naming, or nearly naming, their children after celebrities. (0:00)  What are your Petty Pet Peeves? Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to share, and it turns out everyone is bothered by old coffee cups that get left in public. (7:19)  You're already doing it, so why not get paid for it? Julie Levin was on with Chaz and AJ from Joi AI to explain h...

Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in their guy gripes, which covered the rules that should be in place when watching important sports games at home. 

The Knicks won the NBA Championship, and Chaz and AJ had a big problem with the team montage. Plus, the NBA commissioner is probably an alien. (0:00)   While talking about 99-year-old William Daniels, Chaz and AJ imagined how KITT would speak now. (7:57)  John Chandler from NBC NY was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about some of the strange numbers that have coincided with this unbelievable...

Chaz and AJ were sent the same viral clip of Anthony Michael Hall being a big jerk in an airport, by multiple Tribe members. Everyone said this redeems AJ for his awkward interview moment, and there seems to be a rich history of Anthony Michael Hall being extremely rude.