Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy

This is for Tupac. Fresh from Chelsea LeSage bravely overcoming the scourge of laryngitis, she and her production partner Charles D. Lincoln return to discuss the 2019 reboot of Child's Play. We'll cover everything from Aubrey Plaza's various Andy's to what kind of chainsaw is used to trim trees to how much of this script M3GAN based itself on. We're your buddies until the end,...

Enough pig blood, it's time to grab your Good Guy Doll, push your babysitter out the window, and switch bodies as Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions cover 1988's Child's Play! Listen as we talk about the movie that started the whole Chucky franchise, while also discussing much much more! Not even glitches while recording the first half of this episode can stop the D...

Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions take one last trip to the prom as our Carrie Trilogy ends with the 2013 Kimberly Peirce directed/Chloe Grace Moretz starring version. From X-Men moves to increasingly generic male leads to failed MTU Broadway plays, we dissect this most controversial entry of the Carrie saga.

Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage are back to dissect another remake. This time, it's the NBC TV "re-adaptation" of Stephen King's Carrie. How did Angela Bettis compare to Sissy Spacek? Did it do anything better than the Brian de Palma version? Did it do anything worse? Plus, puppies, pills, pull-offs, and more. It's the Diabolic Duo taking it apart for your amusement!

Put on your denim jacket and curl your hair because it's time to go back to 1976 and cover Brian dePalma's adaptation of Stephen King's Carrie. From real life bullies to the male gaze to what really happens in girls' locker rooms, we discuss it all and you in as we dissect Carrie!

In a throwback to when they used to just talk about horrible films, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage cover the 2006 remake of the Wicker Man. Starring Nicolas Cage and making very little sense, we talk about Piranha 3D, Piranha 3DD, country boners, bees, and everything we possibly can to not focus on what a disaster this film was. Join the Diabolic Duo as we dissect the Wicker Man 2006 in our...

In the woods there grew a tree and a fine fine tree was he and on that tree there was a limb, and on that limb there was a branch, and on that branch there was a nest, and in that nest there was an egg, and in that egg there was a bird, and from that bird a feather came, and of that feather was a bed. and on that bed there was a girl, and on that girl there was a man, and from that man there was a...

The Diabolic Duo of Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are back, this time, to discuss Zack Snyder's 2004 remake of Dawn of the Dead. We discuss proper sleepwear, four legged zombies, the alluring power of Andy, and even have a cameo from Chelsea's father! We're back from the grave and ready to...oh, wait, wrong zombie movie. 

It is a Christmas miracle, as we resurrect from the dead, much like the zombies of George A. Romero's Dawn of the Dead! Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions return to discuss undead Smurfs, mall helipads, the Walking Dead, what has and hasn't aged well about this film, and much much more! It's profane, hilarious, and informative as the Diabolic Duo take you into the h...

In this exciting episode of Tilda and Tilda's Cinematic Autopsy, featuring our special guest, Tilda, we discuss the 2018 Luca Guadagnino "homage" to the Dario Argento classic. And we go all in on everything from mirrored sets to lesbian love stories to the RAF to anal hooks. Come and dance with us!

We take a trip to a little dance academy in Munich for a tale of witches, dancing, murder, dubbed dialogue, and lots of red paint. Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are back to cover the 1977 Dario Argento classic, Suspiria! Along the way, we'll discuss ghosts, nudity in 1970's swim classes, real life brushes with horrific terrorist attacks, and why you should also...

Deviating from our regular format, we present to you the first of several bonus episodes, where Charles D. Lincoln interviews some of his friends and colleagues. How did they get into the industries they're in? What do they do that makes them fabulous? Listen in to find out! In this episode, actresses Casey Marie Ecker and Rebecca Lauren of 21st Century Demon Hunter join the show! 

Fresh off discussing the 1981 original, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions return to go into the 2013 Fede Alvarez version of Evil Dead ! It's a tale as old as time, as five friends go to the woods and find themselves awakening something evil and dead! Along the way, Charles and Chelsea will discuss adrenaline, homemade defibrillators, how many American men think th...

Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are back, this time going into films and their reboots/remakes. The very first of these will be the 1981 horror classic, Sam Raimi's Evil Dead, a movie that not only launched the career of Bruce Campbell, but was also one of the biggest influences on Charles' writing. We discuss everything from awful set conditions to tree assault...

It's time to let it go as Charles D. LIncoln and Chelsea LeSage go into the unknown and discuss Disney's Frozen II. As well as fun facts about turtles, the morbid nature of fairy tales, what makes Charles cry, how long it'd take you to walk across a sea, uncircumsized peni, and much much more. The Diabolic Duo are here to fill your heads with edutainment! 

A broken table, splatters of blood, and a missing wife...all is not as it seems in a small Missouri town, and Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage, the Diabolic Duo of C. L. Squared Productions, joined by artist and friend of the show, MAEVE, are here to get to the bottom of it. While they're there, we'll take detours into the concept of cool girls, X-rated reality tv pitches, obsessive behavior,...

The Diabolic Duo of C. L. Squared Productions, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage, return to cover alcoholism, abuse, blackouts, gaslighting, baby stealing, murder, and lying as they discuss 2016's The Girl on the Train, starring Emily Blunt. An adaptation of one of Chelsea's favorite novels, they will go in-depth on the pros and cons of this version, while also touching on the recent 2021 Netf...

Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions return to cover the little slice of 1950's suburban hell that is Revolutionary Road!! Listen as we talk about the difference between the values of the 1950's and now, reiterate how hard it is to tell characters from actors sometimes, as well as share how Charles and Chelsea argue, when they, as any friends do, have a disagreement....

Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage brave the waters of The Impossible, the 2012 true life story of one family during the worst Tsunami in recorded history. From the consequences of using big stars like Naomi Watts and Ewan McGregor in your projects to the increasingly dark backstory of Charles, we look at this story of one family's survival in the darkest of times, while being our usual ir...

The Diabolic Duo of C. L. Squared Production's Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage return to the world of animation, speaking about the Warner Bros-esque Emperor's New Groove. Can Charles overcome his hatred of David Spade in order to enjoy Chelsea's favorite Disney film? Find out in the latest episode of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy! 

It's an all-singing, all dancing musical extravaganza (not really) as Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions take on the 2014 version of Into the Woods, starring Meryl Streep, James Corden, Emily Blunt, and more. 

Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage grab our mustache combs, set our instruments to exposition, and pick up the phone to Dial M for Murder, Alfred Hitchcock's 1954 tale of the supposed "perfect murder." 

Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage go back to 1954 to cover Martin Scorsese's film noir mindfuck, Shutter Island. Who is Andrew Laeddis? What happened to Rachel Solando? All this and more explored in the next Cinematic Autopsy!!

This week, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage present a very R-rated discuss of a G-rated movie, in the form of 1997's Hercules. We explore the myths and legends of ancient Greece while also discussing how Hades' flames are the wrong colors for his, the unfortunate rumors about the death of Catherine the Great, and many many more things that are totally appropriate only for after work. It's the...

Charles and Chelsea talk about Tobe Hooper's 1985 film, Lifeforce, an adaption of Colin Wilson's 1976 novel, The Space Vampires.