Chapel Bell Curve

Remember when your parents used to tell you that playing all those video games would never contribute to your future in any way? Well GUESS AGAIN DAD. Also go ahead and submit a story you'd like to share on air by submitting to our survey located here. https://goo.gl/forms/I92flgmDu4QKGUcM2 And as always thanks for being a supporter, and most importantly, thanks for being you. If you like what we...

Nathan is living his best life down in the beautiful Bayou that is New Orleans - or "N'Awlins as he's come to say since being assimilated into Louisiana culture. We'd like to call this episode a "CBC Lite" as it's a little shorter but still chock full nutritional stats you've come to love and need. Thanks for being a supporter, and most importantly, thanks for being you! Click here...

It's true. The next time Nick Saban looks across the field to the other sideline and sees Kirby Smart, it won't have been long enough. Click here to follow along with Bill Connelly's S&P+ Numbers If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our patreon! Yell at us on Twitter Nathan Lawrence - @NathanJlawrence Justin Bray - @TheJustinBray If you liked today's episode, plea...

You know, the Bill Murray movie? Except instead of Punxsutawney, it's Atlanta. And instead of Bill Murray, it's Kirby Smart. Thanks for being a supporter, and more importantly, thanks for being you. Click here to follow along with Bill Connelly's S&P+ Numbers If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our patreon! Yell at us on Twitter Nathan Lawrence - @NathanJlawrence...

That's right folks, following a tense recount it turns out that the football program at Georgia had enough write in votes to become the next Governor Elect of our great state. Kirby will act as the ambassador to the program, filling the physical seat of Governor, turning the programs thoughts and dreams into real life legislature. We run this state, truly. But actually it's just the Tech review. C...

What do Nathan and Justin do when they find themselves out in the wild with microphones? They create a short episode of course. We're just checking in right before the last game of the regular season to talk about Georgia Tech, how great this season was and to discuss the Rook & Pawn Board Game Marathon for Books for Keeps! Thanks for sticking with us this season and, more importantly, thanks...

I recorded this show outside on a boathouse in the North Ga mountains. Outside cause that's the only place I could find service to call Nathan. North Ga mountains cause Thanksgiving. Please enjoy this review of the upcoming annual Sanford bug fumigation. Happy Holidays friends. Click here to follow along with Bill Connelly's S&P+ Numbers If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our w...

We're sorry for this one. Just everything you're about to hear. There's not a lot to say about the team formally known as "Redmen" but hey, we tried, and some say that's all that matters. Come for the stats but stay for the English lesson and nice things we say about each other. Click here to follow along with Bill Connelly's S&P+ Numbers If you like what we do, consider throwing a d...

This ones got everything: La Bamba, Listener questions, podcast news, GoMed ads, Stats, Justin giggles, etc. Same CBC stuff, same CBC place, and I'll be damned if Ritchie Valens doesn't love this show. Click here to follow along with Bill Connelly's S&P+ Numbers If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our patreon! Yell at us on Twitter Nathan Lawrence - @NathanJlawre...

What do birds of prey, Chevy dealerships and birds of prey all have in common? That's right, you guessed it, Auburn University. Come along as we dissect the South's oldest rivalry. Click here to follow along with Bill Connelly's S&P+ Numbers If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our patreon! Yell at us on Twitter Nathan Lawrence - @NathanJlawrence Justin Bray - @Th...

"Cats & Dogs" uncovers the truth about the high-tech, secret war being waged in neighborhoods everywhere that humans aren't even aware of: an eternal struggle between the two great armies of Cats and Dogs. The story follows a Cat plan to destroy a new vaccine that, if developed, would destroy all human allergies to Dogs, and the Dogs' efforts to stop the Cats from executing their pla...

I'm truly surprised there aren't more headlines playing on this fateful battle, one as old as time itself. Cats vs. Dawgs. One is mankinds best friend while the other, just a room mate. Just kidding I love kitties. I swear we tried to insert more Benny Snell/Benny Hill & Yakety Sax jokes in here but it just wasn't working. You win some you lose some. _(ツ)_/¯ Click here to follow along with Bi...

What do Game of Thrones, Tim Tebow, and Thanos' master plan all have in common? UGA football, that's what. Click here to follow along with Bill Connelly's S&P+ Numbers If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our patreon! Yell at us on Twitter Nathan Lawrence - @NathanJlawrence Justin Bray - @TheJustinBray If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or revi...

Chapel Bell Curve is your one-stop-shop for ALL things country music, but specifically our boys Tyler and Brian from our beloved Florida Georgia Line. Just kidding, we're talkin' bout football again. Sorry FGLiens. Click here to follow along with Bill Connelly's S&P+ Numbers If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our patreon! Yell at us on Twitter Nathan Lawrence -...

Hey there! How was your bye weekend? Did you enjoy it? Did you miss football? How 'bout stats? We missed you. We're back, rejuvenated after enjoy social experiences for a couple of days not centered around football or podcasts. This is "It's not quite time for the Florida review" Mid-Season snapshot. It's stats light just so we can ease you back into the rhythm of things slowly before co...

That was rough, we know, but come sit with us for a moment and let's talk about it. Let's figure out together what went wrong and see what kind of numbers back up our best guesses. Plus Nathan goes real deep into poetry this time around. Everyone's got their vices. Go check out Claudius Munsonius - https://claudiusmunsonius.com/ Click here to follow along with Bill Connelly's S&P+ Numbers If y...

From the book of Smart, chapter 10 verse 13: And though these Dawgs, they walk through the valley of death, they shall fear no QB, nor blitzing DB. For thou art with me, thy Hot Rod and thy Coaching Staff, Lo they comfort me. Join us on this, the eve of the the toughest stretch of our season yet. Let's break down this game against LSU in a way that helps us remember that life ain't so bad and we'r...

These Dad jokes brought to you by DeAndre Baker himself. For real, he wanted you to have them. He made them especially for you. But actually, let's talk stats and how this wonderful night between the hedges went for all of us. Let's enjoy these memories and the simpler times before we hit the road for the toughest part of the season. Kick back, relax, let us walk you through math class. Thanks for...

Here we are, on the eve of our first light up Sanford of the year. That magical time of the year where everyone's jolly, no one frowns, and Kirby Claus B&E's your house to leave piles of chopped wood and treats for your dog. We hope to see you in the Stadium this weekend at 4th quarter for what is most definitely one of our favorite traditions. Enjoy this Vandy preview and thanks for being you...

Who let us do 50 of these? Happy 50th episode day! We're here to ease those nerves and let you know that everyone's just kinda overreacting a little bit. Plus there's poetry, a beer talk, and an unofficial sponsorship from Cheerwine. Thanks for listening, and thanks for being you. Click here to follow along with Bill Connelly's S&P+ Numbers If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar ou...

Hey there, it's your buddies Nathan and Justin, just here to remind you that football is cool. It's cool that for 4.5 months out of the year we get to absolutely lose our minds every weekend when a bunch of teenagers & 20 somethings chase each other around a field of grass for a couple of hours. It's cool we have the privilege of geeking out so hard about something you cry, good or bad. And it...

Alright everybody, stop your worrying, it wasn't as bad as it looks and we're here to tell you why. Take a ride with us on our magic school bus full of numbers and statistics. Nathan is now Ms. Frizzle and I'm definitely Phoebe. Click here to follow along with Bill Connelly's S&P+ Numbers If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our patreon! Yell at us on Twitter Nath...

Come along friends, on a beautiful journey to a dreary place called Columbia. Not the cool one with fancy coffees and lethal neck wear, but the one somewhere in the Midwest. 10 points to anyone that can point this place out on a map. Things to expect on this one: Justin learns new vocabulary The origin of everyone's favorite school function Stats. Delicious, and nutritious, stats Click here to fol...

That was fun, right? The Middle Tenn. game is in the books and we're gearing up for an SEC test on the road, but first, let's review the numbers. Plus, it's time for a deep stats dive into our Quarter-of-the-way-through-the-season numbers. Things you can probably expect: Hot Rod Watch Bobcats and Whales, cause sure. Let that stats rest a moment before you take them in, THEY'RE TOO HOT. Do yourself...

You bet we're gonna use that joke again for the Tennessee game. It's our Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders preview! The stats are somewhere between luke warm and somewhat scalding, but really we can all kinda guess where this game is going...right? I mean, comon...right? Come for the stats and stay for millipede jokes. If you'd like to be on the show, be sure to send your questions by using the #AskCB...