Chaos Magnets

In this episode, John and Amelia what really started Amelia's anxiety disorder. Have the midterms healed them any? They read a listener email and do another round f*ck, marry, kill. They discuss what the deal really was with relationships on the Starship Enterprise. learn a new word, and find out whether a cartoon character was their sexual awakenings. Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Ema...

In this episode, John and Amelia talk about a Halloween murder mystery party and People's Sexiest Man Alive. They get into whether or not vacationing with a group of friends is a good idea or not and discuss whether or not they've ever been told they look like someone famous. They wonder whether buying a Cameo from a celebrity is worth it and they threaten to get into ASMR. Follow us on social: In...

It's the Halloween episode. John and Amelia talk costumes, trick-or-treating, and murder mystery parties. They discuss their favorite Halloween candy and whether or not they put their pets in costumes. Word association happens, they chat about PR nightmares, and decide whether Indecent Proposal was as big of an issue as the on screen couple made it out to be. They also play a spooky version of F**...

In this episode, John and Amelia discuss company retreats they've been forced attend. Amelia wants to know what a Blippi is. John is creeped out by Ai Gene Wilder. John questions whether party hosts hate him. Amelia is on the fence about Ai companions and wants to know where the hell Jimothy has gone. Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song:...

In this episode, Amelia is coming down from a happy hour with new coworkers while John is getting into rollerblading with his daughter. John had a run-in with a Hispanic Corey. They revisit TV shows by coming up with their own top 10 lists and they both have strong opinions about pajamas. Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song: “Chaotic Good...

In this episode, Amelia is having a very ADHD kind of day. John wants to eat all the uneaten popcorn. They revisit the ODing on Tylenol discussion and John follows up on the tan jeans debate. Amelia teaches everyone the difference between a coffin and a casket and the two of them deep dive into the New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of this century. Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us...

In this episode, John and Amelia talk a lot about pets. Their pets, other people’s pets, pets they would like to have. Does John really want an ant farm? Will Amelia ever get a chinchilla? Did they both really have pet rabbits for a weekend when they were kids?? We find out why Amelia is so good at air hockey and John describes his memory palace. Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us...

In this episode, John and Amelia try to not talk about food. John does wonder why children's Tylenol tastes so good. They talk about the Emmy awards and discuss what award they would want to win if they could. Would they like to have a building named after them and if so, what? They chat about their childhood memories of divorce and the effects of concussions. Follow us on social: Instagram , Face...

In this episode, John and Amelia are late-night snacking to get passed the fact that they "hate" each other. How much protein do they actually need and from where are they getting it? Were board games the genesis of Amelia's anxiety disorder? Is John stealing all of his daughter's snacks? All this and so much more food talk this week. Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us at: chaosmag...

In this episode, Amelia maybe can't see without her glasses. John recounts the time he had to call the fire department and they ended up being super hot - according to his wife. The pair discuss their love/hate relationship with clothes and why tan jeans are just a bad idea. John talks about the challenge he finds in uncomfortable situations and Amelia discusses the weird things she says to strang...

In this episode, John and Amelia pay tribute to the celebrities who recently passed that hold very special places in their hearts. They dissect their feelings about facial hair...again. Amelia recently watched "Michael," the MJ biopic and she has thoughts. They talk Scooby Doo and they deep dive into Amelia's box of costumes - she was a theatre kid, she has costumes! Follow us on social: Instagram...

In this episode, John and Amelia have grievances. Did you know peacocks could fly? They didn't. John takes on an internet troll, Amelia contends with a child learning to walk, and they discuss whether or not they'd survive the Oregon Trail. Amelia talks a little about post-mortem photography and they discuss presidents who have been assassinated. Do you have a favorite film composer? John and Amel...

In this episode, John and Amelia are talk about what's new for fall at Costco and why the monsters are so jacked! Did John's daughter overshare with neighbors at the swimming pool? Also, what is she getting away with just because she's a fire sign?? Then we get into why neither one of these chuckle-heads can take a compliment. Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodc...

In this episode, Amelia talks about going to Bath & Body Works and John discusses the snack he's currently obsessed with and how much of it he's eaten. Are we secretly relieved when weekend plans get canceled? Are you a bagel or donut person? John has a very specific donut fantasy. Amelia wavers on champagne and they discuss whether they'll see The Odyssey or not. Follow us on social: Instagra...

In this episode, John and Amelia have a discussion about Amelia's current video game crush. John refuses to reveal his middle name. The pair DO reveal their "lunch names." They discuss the merits of Amelia Bedelia and they deep dive into their favorite vampires. Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Th...

In this episode, John talks about recently playing UNO for the first time. There's reminiscing about the much-loved and very problematic Never Been Kissed. Are the Chaos Magnets actually getting deep about the afterlife? Why does Amelia hate the sun? Why does John hate women Ghostbusters? What is their beef with Sting? Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmai...

In this episode, John is drinking red dye #40 and Amelia explains what a kolache is while they both try to avoid explosive diarrhea. Is John finding sex furniture at the neighborhood trash hut? Amelia discusses Halloween parties of years past. The pair discuss things they MAY have absconded with in their youth. They deep dive into Star Wars in a way only two people who have lukewarm feelings about...

In this episode, John and Amelia catch up on the week. They discuss whether the video in 50 First Dates should have included everything and how to judge TexMex restaurants. They weigh in on whether or not relationships can survive different internal temperatures? And they dive into the things they did to impress members of the opposite sex when they were younger. Also, card games...yay or nay? Fol...

It's episode 20 and John and Amelia are bickering...again. They chat about amusement parks and rollercoasters. Amelia was recently traumatized at a Walmart. John seems to know a lot about the Titanic. Do you have a favorite grocery store? The Chaos Magnets have things they love about certain grocery stores. Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme...

In this episode, John talks about the super fun way he ended up in urgent care. Amelia has been hate-watching a series and wants to talk about it. They have a brief Marvel discussion then talk about names people use for other people (ie. "Stan," "Aunt Becky"). They briefly talk about who the better Corey was and Amelia tells her story of meeting Jonathan Brandis. Follow us on social: Instagram , F...

In this episode, Amelia gives an update on her studio space. John talks about making mac and cheese for his daughter. They question whether its "sauce" or "gravy" and marvel and the seemingly ageless Rick Springfield. Then they do a deep dive into late night talk shows and decide who is actually the best late night host. Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gm...

In this episode, John and Amelia talk about who you should and shouldn't call "daddy." John has strong opinions about dance and Five Below. Amelia reminisces about her theater days. They deep dive into some of the documentaries they've watched lately. Do they want to participate in communal living or do they want to be in a cult? John talks about soundtracks ruining his movie-viewing experience an...

In this episode, John and Amelia their sleep habits as well as whether or not they can sleep in public. Amelia chats about the paranormal TV shows that help her sleep. They talk about the stupid decisions they made when they were younger and are glad they lived to tell the tale and whether or not Dude Wipes deserve a place in the world Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us at: chaosma...

In this episode, John talks about the Rings of Punishment. Amelia has serious ADHD. The pair talk about the state of AI. Did John really have a Caesar haircut at one time? Let's talk tattoos...again! Could John get a tattoo if he's good at being stabby? Does Amelia REALLY need more coffee? And they get into the concept of buffets. Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnets...

In this episode, John and Amelia wonder what the male equivalent of a "Karen" is. Amelia asks why kids are always sticky. John talks about the sandcastle he built on vacation with his daughter. They both nerd out on graphic design. Amelia talks about why her wedding was anti-potato salad. John is still a bit mad he stepped in dog poo and they do a shallow dive into the Vacation movies. Follow us o...