Amelia and John

Chaos Magnets

Society EN ↓ 21 episodes

Two best friends who met at work. Zero actual shared work experience. Infinite opinions. How many tangents can two seemingly normal but chaotic adults go off on during one hour-long conversation?

Author

Amelia and John

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Society

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Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

Nobody Fact Check Us 07.07.2026

It's episode 20 and John and Amelia are bickering...again. They chat about amusement parks and rollercoasters. Amelia was recently traumatized at a Walmart. John seems to know a lot about the Titanic. Do you have a favorite grocery store? The Chaos Magnets have things they love about certain grocery stores. Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme...

Are You Talking about Aunt Becky? 30.06.2026

In this episode, John talks about the super fun way he ended up in urgent care. Amelia has been hate-watching a series and wants to talk about it. They have a brief Marvel discussion then talk about names people use for other people (ie. "Stan," "Aunt Becky"). They briefly talk about who the better Corey was and Amelia tells her story of meeting Jonathan Brandis. Follow us on social: Instagram , F...

Late Night Today with Chaos Magnets 23.06.2026

In this episode, Amelia gives an update on her studio space. John talks about making mac and cheese for his daughter. They question whether its "sauce" or "gravy" and marvel and the seemingly ageless Rick Springfield. Then they do a deep dive into late night talk shows and decide who is actually the best late night host. Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gm...

Don't Look for Handprints 16.06.2026

In this episode, John and Amelia talk about who you should and shouldn't call "daddy." John has strong opinions about dance and Five Below. Amelia reminisces about her theater days. They deep dive into some of the documentaries they've watched lately. Do they want to participate in communal living or do they want to be in a cult? John talks about soundtracks ruining his movie-viewing experience an...

That's Weird, You Pervert 09.06.2026

In this episode, John and Amelia their sleep habits as well as whether or not they can sleep in public. Amelia chats about the paranormal TV shows that help her sleep. They talk about the stupid decisions they made when they were younger and are glad they lived to tell the tale and whether or not Dude Wipes deserve a place in the world Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us at: chaosma...

Hide the Rice 02.06.2026

In this episode, John talks about the Rings of Punishment. Amelia has serious ADHD. The pair talk about the state of AI. Did John really have a Caesar haircut at one time? Let's talk tattoos...again! Could John get a tattoo if he's good at being stabby? Does Amelia REALLY need more coffee? And they get into the concept of buffets. Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnets...

Onion Headaches 26.05.2026

In this episode, John and Amelia wonder what the male equivalent of a "Karen" is. Amelia asks why kids are always sticky. John talks about the sandcastle he built on vacation with his daughter. They both nerd out on graphic design. Amelia talks about why her wedding was anti-potato salad. John is still a bit mad he stepped in dog poo and they do a shallow dive into the Vacation movies. Follow us o...

A Possibility of Dysentery 19.05.2026

In this episode, John tries to be supportive of Amelia "test driving" piercings and Amelia tries to be supportive of John's vacation hat choices. John talks about attending a bat mitzvah. They discuss the business of content creating, Amelia talks about the unusual things she's found while shopping at Target and they both talk about their favorite cocktails. Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebo...

My Life is a Stress Dream 12.05.2026

In this episode, John and Amelia are bickering but they get over it when they both decide they want a top hat. They discuss whether or not either of them could see the “magic eye” images in the 90s and John talks about the odd jobs he had as a teenager. Amelia reveals her crippling fear of snakes and we found out how each of them spent their prom. Would a soft pretzel make for a good bed and do yo...

Everything Ends Up Poop 05.05.2026

In this episode, Amelia is doing her best to be a functional human first thing in the morning. John discusses the gym buddies he had at one time. Why is coffee a non-effective choice for the cohosts. Is Clue a perfect film? And a semi-deep dive into Amelia's questions and problems with The Mummy franchise. Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme s...

I Was Supposed to Share and I Didn't 28.04.2026

In this episode, we meet John’s alter ego “Rick,” and hear about the time Amelia tried to talk her friend into causing a scene at a froyo place. The cohosts discuss why celebrities keep trying to run into them on the street and what causes the church giggles. Should you watch Veronica Mars and or Party Down? Do you read the obits? What do you do with work merch when you’ve left a job? Do you call...

Warning for Potential Kidnappers 21.04.2026

In this episode, we find out what apocalyptic snacks John and Amelia would consume. What are the things they've said in professional settings that probably raise eyebrows? Was this 80's miniseries a PSA or just designed to scare the crap out of kids? What would happen if someone tried to kidnap Amelia? And why does John not like horror movies? Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us at:...

A Flock of Menaces 14.04.2026

In this episode, we find out why Ozzy Osbourne once laughed at Amelia and if George Clooney noticed John at a bar. What is the unhinged activity that connects our intrepid hosts? Do people make death announcements on April Fool's Day and what does it mean to "win therapy"? The pair discuss whether they should start a festival and if so, what kind. Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us...

I'd Do Some Shady Sh*t For a Coffee 07.04.2026

In this episode, we decide the best place to put artwork depicting sex gods and how much we hate the sound of our own voices. We name the best and worst Easter candy and establish whether or not Amelia would do anything for a Klondike Bar. Are our television watching habits a generational response and do we deserve the uncoordinated injuries we inflict on ourselves or that we receive from our chil...

Deliciously Awkward Silence 31.03.2026

In this episode, we find how much John loves hockey and where Amelia gets all her hockey knowledge. How Amelia engages in small talk at the most inopportune times. Are robots and Ai going to take over the world, one massage place at a time? And John explains how he combats awkward silences in parenting groups. Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com The...

This Tuesday is giving Chaos 24.03.2026

In this episode, John tries to convince Amelia going to the gym will be good for her but introduces the concept of "soft life." Are their spirit animals compatible? What lengths will Amelia go through to get a cup of coffee? What's more fun, playing ping pong at Prince's estate or playing LEGO The Incredibles? And John has thoughts on adults wearing backwards baseball caps. Follow us on social: In...

We’re Not Critics, We’re Just Like This 17.03.2026

In this episode, we try to find out how much coffee Amelia actually drinks. Whether Renaissance festivals and Medieval Times are worth the experience. And they get super opinionated on awards show fashion. Is it better to have pockets or a handbag...let's discuss. Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett...

We Could Be Olympians 10.03.2026

In this episode, we find out if John’s commitment issues will keep the two from becoming Olympic curlers and whether or not Amelia gets comments or compliments on her flexibility. Is Ryan Murphy’s Love Story worth watching? Can Amelia really name all the Monkees? The pair discuss the types of music they like and why they love “sad girl covers,” as well as the time Amelia got to witness someone rag...

When Birthdays Go Haywire 03.03.2026

In this episode, John and Amelia talk about the birthday parties they had as kids and what gave them trust issues and Amelia tells "The Pope Room" story. Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two forme...

Chaos Magnets Trailer 02.03.2026

Meet John and Amelia...the Chaos Magnets About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladju...

We Never Actually Worked Together 24.02.2026

In this episode, Amelia and John discuss the fact they met at work but never actually worked together. What came after was a random friendship between two people who feed off each other's chaos. Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a...

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