CELLULOID CEMETERY

Send us Fan Mail Get ready for the GAWDDAMN best piece of Tail in the whole world! Today, filmmaker Lee Anthony Smith joins me to talk tales of vampire hookers, quartered hearts, adventuring dwarves and Dennis Miller! That's right, kiddies, based on the popular HBO anthology series, we're doing TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD! WARNING: BLOODY SPOILERS! Theme by Rossano Ga...

Send us Fan Mail By the power of Grayskull, voice actor Aaron Veach joins me to talk about the 1987 Cannon fantasy adventure film based on the Mattel toy line, MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!  We discuss Aaron's love of the toys, the film and the poor fate of Moss Man! WARNING: MASTERS OF THE SPOILERS! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. ©2024 Thrillsville Productions 

Send us Fan Mail It's bigger on the inside! No, not the Tardis (well, yes, the Tardis) but today, we're talking about a cavernous labyrinth set in an apartment living room, full of booby traps and a murderous Minotaur!  Join me and singer/songwriter/actor Drew Beasley as we take left turns into the film DAVE MADE A MAZE! WARNING: SPOILERS THAT WILL GET YOU LOST! Theme by Rossano Galante....

Send us Fan Mail Pack your bags and your bicycle! We're headed to Italy to catch one of director Tinto Brass' most famous movies, FRIVOLOUS LOLA! It's likely to rain, so join filmmaker Vito Trabucco and me as we get sopping wet talking about what differentiates porn from art, and how Tinto Brass fits into the Russ Meyer-Andy Sedaris pantheon! WARNING: NAUGHTY SPOILERS! Theme by Ross...

Send us Fan Mail Punch! Punch! Punch! When the undersea kingdom of Seatopia is tired of being the world's nuclear whipping boy, they decide to strike back by sending their guardian monster, a giant bug named Megalon, to do some damage! But scientist Goro has invented a robot named Jet Jaguar that he sends to get Godzilla for help! When Gigan appears to help Megalon, Jet Jaguar increases his s...

Send us Fan Mail Is that a guitar in your hands or are you just happy to see me? Take one B-slasher film, add topless girls, pillow fights and Peeping Toms, shake well, and you have today's film: SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE II.  Is it a not-so-subtle cinematic metaphor for the fear of sex? Is it just an excuse to show T & A & gore?  Is it both? Is it neither?  Join me and actor Dudley Been...

Send us Fan Mail You know how right after Halloween, all the stores start displaying their April Fools Day merchandise?  No?  Well, time flies just like that in this sorority house horror flick KILLER PARTY!  Join actors from the original run of the 90s smash hit play "Party": Nic Arnzen, Vince Gatton and Kellum Lewis, as we talk about naked shimmying, 80s jeans, Paul Bartel and how it&a...

Send us Fan Mail Got your monkeypox shot? Feeling a bit angry? Save your frustration for us here at Celluloid Cemetery as actor/entertainment marking producer Patrick Falvey joins me to talk all things rage, viruses and red-butted baboons! WARNING: RED-BUTTED SPOILERS! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. ©2024 Thrillsville Productions

Send us Fan Mail If your college professor ever suggests you follow him into the woods to search for Bigfoot...say NO!  Today, Sasquatcher Rob Carl joins us to talk about why the woods makes everyone so goddamn horny...including Bigfoot! It's the hairy beast like you've never seen him before! WARNING: BIG HAIRY SPOILERS! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. ©2024 Thrillsville...

Send us Fan Mail Psychokinetic teen Tina returns to her childhood home at Crystal Lake to deal with some issues, but when a traumatic experience causes her to unknowingly revive undead Jason, she and new love interest Nick must try to save their friends and escape the clutches of the savage killer! Join me and special guest filmmaker Bart Mastronardi as we wonder just how many slams of a sleeping...

Send us Fan Mail STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! First, there was Michael, then there was Jason, then there was Freddy...now, there's Johnny!  Keep your hands off the merchandise and stay out of the woods, as Celluloid Cemetery invites filmmaker Vito Trabucco to examine the 2024 throwback to 80s slasher films, IN A VIOLENT NATURE! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. WARNING: SPOILERS! WE MEA...

Send us Fan Mail Not lions and tigers, but bears! Oh, my!  In this episode of Celluloid Cemetery, Bigfoot enthusiast and horror film fan Rob Carl treks into the deep woods with me to chat about a big hairy horror, GRIZZLY!  So load your gun, put on your orange jacket and climb into the helicopter as we go ahuntin'! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. WARNING: grizzly SPOILERS! ©20...

Send us Fan Mail Howdy, partner!  Grab yer gun and yer wooden stake and mosey on up to the coffin, as Celluloid Cemetery welcomes The Cobwebs Channel video podcaster Daniel Epler! Together, we have a showdown at high midnight with a vampire gun-for-hire in the first horror western, CURSE OF THE UNDEAD! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. WARNING: Curse of the SPOILERS! ©2024 Thrillsvil...

Send us Fan Mail Pack your sleeping bag and grab your toothbrush!  You're spending the night in a mausoleum as part of an initiation prank.  But don't worry, you won't be alone!  Your friends have broken in to scare you! And THEY aren't alone, either, as there is one very unhappy corpse about to make their night a living hell!  Join actor Dudley Beene on Celluloid Cemetery to c...

Send us Fan Mail Dance with the stripper pole and try not to get it embedded in your heart!  Join actors and best friends Hunter Evans and Daniel Moser as we chat about the vampire-infested dive bar, the After Dark Club in the Grace Jones horror comedy VAMP! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. WARNING: stripper SPOILERS! ©2024 Thrillsville Productions

Send us Fan Mail Light the candles!  Have a slice of cake! Leave the presents on the table as Celluloid Cemetery celebrates MY birthday with the 1981 slasher flick, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! Entertainment Project Manager and film fan Patrick Falvey helps me celebrate by talking about the appropriately-themed horror movie starring Melissa Sue Anderson! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. WA...

Send us Fan Mail From Bing Crosby's production company comes this creepy tale full of chuckles!  Arnold is dead, but that doesn't stop him from marrying Karen (Stella Stevens) so she can inherit his vast fortune--provided that she keeps him on display in the drawing room and never leave his side.  Obviously, lots of people are upset, but Arnold knows his friends and family so intricately...

Send us Fan Mail What two things can kill a werewolf?  Listen and find out as Celluloid Cemetery joins Dracula, the Frankenstein Monster, a werewolf, a mummy, a Gill-Man and actor/screenwriter Vince Cusimano, as we talk about the childhood terror film, THE MONSTER SQUAD! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. WARNING: Spooky SPOILERS! ©2024 Thrillsville Productions

Send us Fan Mail Celluloid Cemetery checks itself for lumps and finds a big one!  So it's off to the hospital for crazy encounters with skinless orderlies, Indian medicine men and tight satin shirts as filmmaker Vito Trabucco joins me to talk about the 1978 film, THE MANITOU and the tragic death of its director, William Girdler. Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. WARNING: Spooky...

Send us Fan Mail Celluloid Cemetery travels to Dog Island and gets the munchies as several young castaways shipwreck on the desolate rock and encounter a very large, very hungry creature!  Actor Dudley Beene joins me to discuss that 80s slasher/monster flick HUMONGOUS! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. WARNING: Humongous SPOILERS! ©2024 Thrillsville Productions

Send us Fan Mail You are cordially invited to the wedding of Barnabas Collins and Maggie Evans! BYOB (Bring Your Own Blood)! Join writer/director/actor/podcaster/film historian Michael Varrati as we travel from the small screen to the big screen to talk about the 1970 horror hit HOUSE OF DARK SHADOWS! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. WARNING: House of Dark SPOILERS! ©2024 Thrillsvil...

Send us Fan Mail Today, Celluloid Cemetery hits the road, and the road hits back as Entertainment Project Manager Patrick Falvey and director/cinematographer/film school teacher Bart Mastronardi join me to talk about that road rage horror movie THE CAR! Grip the wheel and buckle up as we chat about crying cops, flying cars and cat poo while trying to stay in our own lane! Theme by Rossano Galante....

Send us Fan Mail Something's fishy today at Celluloid Cemetery! Actor Peter Stickles joins me to talk about the fourth and final entry in the immensely popular shark franchise, JAWS: THE REVENGE!  Listen to us talk about robot sharks, Christmas Eve attacks and Michael Caine's drip-dry clothes! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. WARNING:  Toothy SPOILERS! ©2024 Thrillsville P...

Send us Fan Mail Cowabunga, dudes and dudettes! Today, Celluloid Cemetery invites actor Tommy Hinkley to join us to talk about his role in and the production of that 1987 sequel to the Beach Party movies, BACK TO THE BEACH!  Join us as he talks about Annette Funicello, Frankie Avalon, Bob Denver, Connie Stevens and Pee-Wee Herman! It's Gnarly! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. W...

Send us Fan Mail Forget the itsy-bitsy spider! Today, comic book writer and producer Sam Park joins me to discuss a big-ass one in the 1955 Universal big-bug classic TARANTULA! We also touch on other giant insect classics such as THEM!, THE DEADLY MANTIS and you get to hear me sing for the first time!  Beware! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. WARNING:  Big hairy SPOILERS! ©2024 Thri...