CELLULOID CEMETERY

Send us Fan Mail Celluloid Cemetery travels back to 1946 to watch the true crime exploits of the Phantom Killer and the Texas lawmen who try to catch him! Texas native actor/director Benjamin Lutz joins me to discuss this atmospheric slasher film directed by Charles B. Pierce!  Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. WARNING:  The Town That Dreaded SPOILERS!! ©2025 Thrillsville Productions

Send us Fan Mail Rev your engines and shift those gears! Celluloid Cemetery spins its wheels and the race is on!  Join me and filmmaker Vito Trabucco as we discuss the Hal Needham-helmed sequel, THE CANNONBALL RUN II.  Listen in as we chat about Dom Deluise, the Razzies, celebrities who basically play themselves and Mr. Frank Sinatra! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. WARNING:  Canno...

Send us Fan Mail Attention, Shoppers! There's a blue light special on frozen yogurt, purple dresses and cobras!  Celluloid Cemetery hits the mall with project marketing director, writer and actor Patrick Falvey as we chat about 80's horror movie tropes, big hair and eyeball toppings in this teen adaption of "The Phantom of the Opera", PHANTOM OF THE MALL" ERIC'S REVEN...

Send us Fan Mail Count Yorga Meets Billy Jack is the best way to describe this movie! Join Bring Me the Axe podcaster David White as we watch a cinematic collision of Robert Quarry, vampires, hippies, bikers, surfers, cultists, caftans and wind chimes in DEATHMASTER! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. WARNING:  SPOILERMASTER! ©2025 Thrillsville Productions

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to Garth Manor, where a family of five freaks were slaughtered one dark night.  Now, four college pledges must spend the night in the deserted mansion on Hell Night, where the fraternity president has a bunch of pranks rigged up to scare them silly.  But what none of them know is that Garth Manor isn't as deserted as they think!  Join me on Celluloid Cemetery with my...

Send us Fan Mail Got wedding jitters?  Prepare to have them multiplied by 10 in this little-known slasher film, HE KNOWS YOU'RE ALONE!  Celluloid Cemetery officiates the ceremonies with Best Man, horror fan Rob Carl, and me as Ringbearer, as we chat about big men, ghost trains, Psych 101 and Tom Hanks! Thanks to Sirius XM and Andy for the Tom Hanks clip. Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by J...

Send us Fan Mail I'll see you down by the fishin' hole...unless the worms get to you first! Join actor/fly fisherman Brian Sheppard and me as we explore what can go wrong when power lines go down in a rainstorm! We also talk about Tennessee Williams' accents, uncircumcised worms and dangerous stunts from my film NINJA ZOMBIE! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. WARNING: ...

Send us Fan Mail What do you get when you mix a flying superstrong girl, Brenda Vaccaro, a missing power source, black magic and Faye Dunaway? You get filmmakers Alan Rowe Kelly and Bart Mastronardi joining me on Celluloid Cemetery to talk about the 1984 action flick SUPERGIRL! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. WARNING:  SUPER SPOILERS! ©2025 Thrillsville Productions

Send us Fan Mail Grab your skis and hit the slopes! Then grab a mug of hot cocoa and join Bigfoot enthusiast Rob Carl and me as Celluloid Cemetery heads for the Winter Carnival to talk about the 1977 TV-movie SNOWBEAST! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. WARNING: Winter Carnival SPOILERS! ©2025 Thrillsville Productions

Send us Fan Mail What's a cozy camping trip into the woods without weird families, grumpy forest rangers, skinny-dipping in waterfalls, droopy underwear and vicious machete-wielding maniacs? Join director/cinematographer Bart Mastronardi and me on Celluloid Cemetery as we talk about director Jeff Lieberman's 1981 horror thriller JUST BEFORE DAWN! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT S...

Send us Fan Mail Before LOVE AT FIRST BITE, before BLACULA, there was another racially-themed vampire comedy, OLD DRACULA! Filmmaker Vito Trabucco joins me to talk about David Niven in blackface, Theresa Graves in whiteface, British humor and can themes about racism can be funny without being offensive? Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. WARNING: Vampiric SPOILERS! ©2025 Thrillsville...

Send us Fan Mail Celluloid Cemetery goes carpet-bagging with rocks, jewels, secret documents, clothes and hilarious results as actor/director Benjamin Lutz joins me to talk about one of the greatest screwball rom-coms of all time, Peter Bogdanovich's WHAT'S UP, DOC? starring Barbara Streisand, Ryan O'Neal and the amazing Madeline Kahn!  Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton...

Send us Fan Mail Dust off the little grey cells as my special guest director/writer/podcaster Michael Varrati (THERE'S A ZOMBIE OUTSIDE!) joins me to discuss the campy bitchy goodness of Agatha Christie's EVIL UNDER THE SUN and why Maggie Smith, Diana Rigg and Sylvia Miles commit another crime by stealing the movie! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. WARNING: Little Grey SPO...

Send us Fan Mail What do you get when you mix Dean Jones, Connie Stevens, romantic comedy, a melodious rabbit, a house full of tricks and a guillotine??  It's Disney meets William Castle in the wonderfully spooky TWO ON A GUILLOTINE!  Join me and my special guest, horror podcaster and film historian Daniel Epler as we talk all things Old Dark House, what scared us as kids and cold roast beef...

Send us Fan Mail Here's the story of a lovely lady, her three very lovely girls, a fellow with three boys of his own and a Christmas that they'll never forget!  Celebrate the holiday here on Celluloid Cemetery as me and my very special guest Santa Claus(!) discuss why there's a different actress playing Cindy, a randy Carol Brady and just where the hell is that damn bathroom?? Theme...

Send us Fan Mail Hey, Vern, it's Christmas! And when Santa comes to Orlando, Florida to pass on the mantle to a retired kiddie show host and set a street youth on the right path, that can only mean one thing! It's Ernest P. Worrell to the rescue!  Entertainment Marketing Director and writer Patrick Falvey joins me to talk about bloody reindeer, horny teenage actresses, shtick-laden bagga...

Send us Fan Mail How do you breathe life into a story that's been realized dozens of times?  Why, add the Muppets, of course!  Join actress/singer/producer Emily Durchholz, actor Daniel Moser and myself as we discuss Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy and Ebenezer Scrooge in the holiday musical classic, THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL! WARNING:  We're Marley and SPOILERS! Theme by Rossano Galante. A...

Send us Fan Mail "Hey, Agnes, it's me, Billy! They're talking about us today on Celluloid Cemetery... Voice actor/actor Aaron Veach talks with the host about those naughty things we did...and why someone thinks a movie about them is a good idea.  We can make prank calls while we listen to them talk about the 1974 version of BLACK CHRISTMAS!" WARNING:  HO! HO! HO! SPOILERS! Them...

Send us Fan Mail Tie your laces, spin your wheels and get ready to roll to disco madness!  Today, Celluloid Cemetery gets its wheels wet with marketing producer/writer/film enthusiast Patrick Falvey as we do a few laps chatting about the 2012 roller disco spoof, ROLLER TOWN! WARNING:  DISCO SPOILERS! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. ©2024 Thrillsville Production

Send us Fan Mail Gamera is the friend of children...and Celluloid Cemetery!  Join Godzilla enthusiast Andrew Ward as he crosses the line from the Big G to the little g to chat with me about giant flying flame-spouting turtles and knife-headed chuckling lizard in the kiddie kanji film GAMERA VS. GUIRON! WARNING:  GAMERA VS. SPOILERS! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. ©2024 Thrillsvill...

Send us Fan Mail Today, Zelluloid Zemetery is Zenzational as we get out our sword, our whip and our best outfit!  Filmmaker Billy Clift joins me to discuss George Hamilton's dual acting role and his brilliant supporting cast and how things just miss the mark in the 1981 action-comedy, ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE! WARNING:  ZANY ZPOILERS! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. ©2024 Thrillsv...

Send us Fan Mail Keep the creek on your left and the ridge on your right, and you'll find what you're looking for...unless it finds you first!  Be sure and bring a pair of big shoes as Celluloid Cemetery has Bigfoot enthusiast Rob Carl join me to chat about the 2013 Bobcat Goldthwait found footage film, WILLOW CREEK! WARNING:  Sasquatchy SPOILERS! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT...

Send us Fan Mail You think Christmas is too commercial?  How about a movie that's a 90-minute commercial?  Celebrate Halloween with film enthusiast Patrick Falvey and me as we get trapped into watching the first film based on a business--SPIRIT HALLOWEEN: THE MOVIE!  But hurry!  It may only be here for six months! WARNING:  Commercial SPOILERS! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton....

Send us Fan Mail What's worse than spending the weekend camping with your soon-to-be-ex? Camping with your soon-to-be-ex while everything nearby is trying to kill you!  Join actor Leland Morrow and me as we discuss the atmospheric Australian nature attacks film, LONG WEEKEND (1978)! WARNING: SEA COW SPOILERS! Theme by Rossano Galante. Artwork by JT Seaton. ©2024 Thrillsville Productions 

Send us Fan Mail Celluloid Cemetery gets it drag on as filmmaker/playwright and co-editor of the book "Queer Horror: A Film Guide," Sean Abley joins us to talk about this movie starring cast members from "Ru Paul's Drag Race!" It's PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT meets FROM DUSK TIL DAWN, and very few are getting out alive...or even undead!  Drag queens vs. vampires in...