Josh Haldeman
Cats in the Cradle
Father & Son duo get together to discuss the hilarious things that happen in their day to day life. This podcast will help you experience a wide range of emotions, but humor and laughter will definitely win the day! You'll be able to see life through a talkative teenager and laugh with a modern day Homer Simpson. Kind of like TV show Seinfeld - this podcast is about nothing - but the stories and camaraderie make you glad you spent the time listening.
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Josh Haldeman
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Latest episode
Jul 10, 2026
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Episodes
JJ fights through the pain for the 30th episode! 28.07.2024 36:27
In this episode JJ & Josh discuss the best ways to quit a job, more debates about stores, a special guest joins them and offers minimal insight!
Adventurous John & Mattress Store Drug Front! 20.07.2024 39:03
This episode Jonathan shares a number of wild adventures he went on the past week or so. Some hot takes get fired around the room. An interesting insight into what mattress stores might be all about and lots of other things that are sure to make you laugh.
"My pecticals are sore!" 11.07.2024 37:06
This episode discusses some vintage toys from my childhood, Jonathan renames his pecs, shout out to America and why it's great along with some dream analysis. If you had a friend that was a deaf & mute - would you test it out? Plus find out when he goes boating with a friend!!!
Fortune Tellers are Bunk & "I feel fine" on a get well card? 08.07.2024 34:54
This week the goofy duo discusses fortune tellers and they wonder why they're not financially more successful than they are in these dingy shopping centers. They also discuss the 4th of July and how they love to celebrate it. There is a wild story of a get well card and Jonathan has a hot take regarding Tesla that has landed him on a city bus!
Controversial Episode 30.06.2024 37:26
Lots of discussion topics for another amazing episode. Some back in time travel about Covid restrictions and how we handled online school, restaurants & other policies. Some discussions on the presidential debate, and some wondering why my co-workers aren't listening to the podcast.
Crazy Story Podcast 24.06.2024 39:57
Grab a blanket and a cup of hot chocolate and prepare for some wild stories that are about to come your way. Josh & Jonathan have some wild stories from their past that they share and will have you laughing and wondering if they were raised by wolves.
Enhanced Lyrics to Cats in the Cradle 16.06.2024 34:45
In this episode Josh & Jonathan get lazily creative and with the assistance of ChatGPT come up with alternative lyrics to Cats in the Cradle. Jonathan has some hot takes that are immediately offensive to Josh. Rent a dad is in full effect. The family gets bougie with sourdough pancakes and they were delish. And this is a little long - but as promised - here are one set of the alternative lyric...
The ever quotable Jonathan with some crazy middle school stories 08.06.2024 36:19
This episode dives into some workout topics & stories. Jonathan has some quotes (or misquotes) that are quite hilarious. Josh shares some weird things that took place in middle school during PE and a number of other laughs & stories.
Huge news! What does your name mean & hot takes get hot! 03.06.2024 35:16
We don't want to ruin the news but we're too excited to keep it to ourselves... We both have new titles! Grandpa & Uncle! We discuss some stereotypes that go along with various names. The hot takes get hot in this one and Star Wars fans may want to weigh in on this one!
It's fine... Everything is FINE! 25.05.2024 37:17
This episode looks into the use of words. The word "fine" has many distinct uses and they are explored. You'll begin to understand some of the teenager slang nowadays. Buckle your seatbelt for some incredible hot takes!
Cookie bars, Explosive Babies, Moms are the best & more stories 19.05.2024 36:14
More shenanigans are afoot in this episode. Fans are amazing and they're even more amazing when they share delicious baked goods. Moms are praised for their amazingness because they are amazing!!! Turns out Josh has been hiding his throw up stories at the fair and those are revealed. Sometimes things can get crappy in life - but that's just part of the process. Some top tier life advice is...
Broken Toe, Bad Names & Free the Elves! 11.05.2024 35:59
In this episode we discuss how JJ broke his toe but was able to keep a positive / grateful attitude despite the pain & frustration! There are some odd names out there, but this latest name is "wonky donkey" as we share a story told second hand. We introduce a new segment known as hot takes and be prepared to be shocked at some of these outrageous opinions!!! As always - thanks for li...
Dumb things we do & Creepy Creeper Pic! 04.05.2024 37:40
This week Jonathan & Josh discuss the dumb things that people do. A debate is settled regarding the proper color of Oreos (honestly the debate isn't even a debate!), favorite stores are discussed. Patriotic feelings are shared towards America and how much we love the country. Josh goes overtime with a hilarious story about a creeper pic!
Music, Food and a 2,000 pound dog? That can't be right. 26.04.2024 36:36
Music is awesome and to show how awesome it is - you should rock out to Beethoven's 5th Symphony with the windows rolled down and the stereo turned up as loud as it can go! Josh shares his thoughts on baby showers and JJ shares a music fail that happened at his jazz band concert.
How to live your best life & Sure fire ways to retire young! 20.04.2024 29:26
In this episode Jonathan & Josh give advice on how to live their best life from each other's perspective. Josh shares amazing tips on how to retire young.
Unfulfilled Birthday Wishes 13.04.2024 34:53
Josh looks back on his 45th birthday and another way that his children disappointed him! There is a similar lookback at parent fails over the years (and over the past weekend).
Ralphing, Road Trips & County Fairs 04.04.2024 29:31
Ralph has some more involuntary evictions from his body that are discussed as we realize this phenomena may not be so phenomenal with him. Some of Renae's road trips with a "pee-bucket" are discussed as well some memories from the county fair.
Dear Mr. Snap, Crackle & Pop!!! 28.03.2024 25:53
In this episode Josh shares a letter he wrote to The Kellog's Corporation more than ten years ago because of his frustration over what he deemed to be false information provided on the packaging for Rice Crispy Treat's.
Flexing on potty talk 24.03.2024 35:22
This episode dives down into the 7th grade level where various flexes are discussed with an impromptu and important discussion regarding certain "man-codes" of using the bathroom along with some middle school potty humor.
Etiquette Training from Idiots 15.03.2024 33:08
Jonathan & Josh discuss etiquette in various situations from receiving gifts, in the elevator, in airplanes and other situations. Remember - singing in public should be encouraged!
Oh Baby! I love those fake eyelashes! 08.03.2024 28:22
Sorry for being a day late! In this episode Jonathan & Josh discuss making the most of moments and living life to its fullest. They talk about culturally important things they have skipped out on, an amazing restaurant idea (copyright 2019) and things that people do that are fake but don't make sense.
Why does Donald Duck not wear pants? 29.02.2024 33:22
In this episode Jonathan discusses some odd communication techniques his teacher uses, a childhood hero is revealed from Josh and continued laughs abound.
Josh's mom has got it going on! 22.02.2024 47:59
In this episode JJ & Josh have a MAJOR announcement to make! They are also joined by an amazing special guest that shares insight and wisdom from a life well lived.
That's not Strawberry Jam! 15.02.2024 33:37
In this episode Jonathan & Josh discuss Valentine's Day, pickup lines, things you should & shouldn't share and various food related incidents that are laugh out loud hilarious! They also discuss Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and what a bum he was!
Things aren't always as they seem! 08.02.2024 30:42
In this episode Jonathan & Josh discuss some recent movies they've watched. Jonathan discusses Brian Frosting's (aka Ryan Gosling) talent for diverse roles. They discuss some things that aren't always as they seem and there is a funny story about eating almonds. Thanks for listening!
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