Josh Haldeman

Cats in the Cradle

Comedy EN ↓ 131 episodes

Father & Son duo get together to discuss the hilarious things that happen in their day to day life. This podcast will help you experience a wide range of emotions, but humor and laughter will definitely win the day! You'll be able to see life through a talkative teenager and laugh with a modern day Homer Simpson. Kind of like TV show Seinfeld - this podcast is about nothing - but the stories and camaraderie make you glad you spent the time listening.

Author

Josh Haldeman

Category

Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

#131 - God Bless the USA 10.07.2026

#CatsintheCradlePodcast - In this episode the dynamic duo talk about the following: - Recap of beach camping - Outdoor cooking can be good with everyone helping - America is awesome! - It's cold in space - Tesla FSD is a higher way of driving - Who knows what else - but you'll enjoy it!

#130 - Babe - You are a Brick House! 03.07.2026

#CatsintheCradlePodcast. In this episode the boys give you a change of scenery as they are on vacation at the beach, but they don't ake a week off as they discuss the following: Compliments you can give your wife that are sure to be amazing (Thanks Lionel Richie) Jonathan & Ralph go to the doctor for sports physicals. You'll love hearing about what goes down and the awkward moments that follow...

#129 - That's How Babies are Made! 24.06.2026

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this gem you will: - Learn how to land the story telling plane - Jonathan is living the real life Karate Kid Story - How babies are made, but you gotta pay attention - New challenge for those with clear eyebrows - Yelling at AI is gonna get me in trouble!

#128 - Mens Onesie Swimwear 16.06.2026

#catsinthecradlepodcast In this episode there is a highlght moment at the end when the boys talk about the topic mentioned in the title. It's a belly buster for sure. Additionally they talk about: - Hating on kids sports - Hanging with crybabies - No more rides for Jonathan - Sleeping while I drive - Is Uber eats worth it? - Gan Mao Ling - Appropriate beachwear - Calm Down & Mansplaining

#127 - Kooler than Kool-Aid 11.06.2026

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In the instant classic 127th episode you'll laugh with the boys as they discuss: - Jonathan's encounter with the Wicked Witch of the West - Buffalo Wild Wings is doing some crazy promos these days. - ESPN 8 is the place to spend your Friday nights! - Things I would do for cereal as a kid - We don't understand DJ's - Old men rapping at conferences is a big cr...

Bougie Dinner 02.06.2026

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode the boys battled fatigue but are still able to joke around with you about: The bougie dinner that they went on. This wasn't your average fast food meal - this one was legitimately fancy! What do you do when you're at a wedding and everyone is dancing but you don't have the confidence in your dance skills? Jonathan started watching a new show - it...

Lactose Bomb 28.05.2026

#CatsintheCradlePodcast This one is worth listening to! The boys are guaranteed to make you laugh as they talk about the following: Unique way in which Jonathan is going to become a pro surfer Which food challenge would you like to participate in? One that will give you more salt & sodium than you probably need in a lifetime or another that will cause a lactose bomb? What Memorial Day traditio...

Bees are Slaves 21.05.2026

In this belly buster of an episode they discuss the following: Arby's & their meat mountain sandwich Sunbathing in front of Arby's Bees are modern day slaves Volleyball team wins state Jonathan is the apple sauce king Bougie Korean BBQ Dream job What does IDK mean #1 fan discussion Apple Powder & Beef Jerky There's a lot more we cover and you're guaranteed to laugh with us...

Punch the Other Cheek 13.05.2026

#catsinthecradlepodcast How would you react if you got pushed into a cactus? How would you react if you pushed your brother into a cactus? Find out on this episode. They talk about some movies they watched with Leonardo DiCaprio. What are you looking forward to this summer? How to beat a tsunami. J onathan is really good at saying "I'm sorry". Thanks for listening.

Hit in the face with shrimp 04.05.2026

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode the boys talk about Jonathan's adventures at prom. They tell some funny stories and adventures that include: - Yoga and what that was like - Yoga instructor giving some blunt and explicit advice about how to live your life - Brunch and some amazing waffles - Pedicures and aren't they wonderful? - Suiting up and how JJ looked good - Turning a scary mo...

Sprinting with a gun! 01.05.2026

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode you frankly might not be that impressed! All episodes can't be hilarious which was proven to be true this go around! But don't you fret there are moments that will still make you laugh and smile as you listen to the duo discuss the following: - Josh was on the news live! - Jonathan made the club volleyball team - Josh deleted Life360 because he doesn...

Cockwomble! 20.04.2026

#CatsintheCradlePodcast They're at it again with their unique humor. Enjoy the following topics: - Stinky kids in class aren't what we thought it was going to be! - Kids these days couldn't deal with what Gen X had to deal with - Am I the only one yelling at AI too much? - Why is JJ dreaming that he's in trouble? - Teenagers fold their socks funny - A new word we've discovered...

Woodie is a bad hombre! 13.04.2026

#CatsintheCradlePodcast - in this hilarious episode the dynamic duo discuss the following: - Is Woodie from Toy Story a good guy? - The movie Hail Mary was a fun watch! - Community Cup Recap - Among the most prestigous of award ceremonies was in Las Vegas this past week! - Fartgate - what is going on in Canada? - Nate Bargatze is one of the funniest people in the world!

Keeping Horses Off the Highways! 06.04.2026

#CatsintheCradlePodcast This one is worth listening to! You'll enjoy the laughs as you listen to the boys discuss the following: - Jonathan doesn't give up getting a tan despite the incessant sunburning! - Jonathan doesn't let age slow him down - asking a senior to prom! - Shout out to a number of people including one that can't afford a t-shirt! - Hotel sign encourages people to w...

French Kissing is Warm 01.04.2026

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode the boys talk about the following: Karaoke and how to prepare for the future embarrassing moment Jonathan punches one of our sponsors multiple times! Closed captions can't always help with a thick accent Success is spelled stupid! What are your secret superpowers? Superman's ice breath defies logic and physics French Kissing is Warm Self driving cars...

Downfall of the USA? 24.03.2026

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode the boys talk about: - Escape rooms and how we aren't that smart - How to score a free pizza - Mexico has overtaken the USA in a significant category - What do we think about men that wear jewelry - Some old school cuss words - How to overcome allergies - Downtown Las Vegas is crazy!

What's up with St. Patrick's Day? 18.03.2026

#CatsintheCradlePodcast - In this hilarious episode the dynamic duo discusses the following: - Movie drama in the house - Grand Canyon Trip Recap - All the good seats are taken - I can appreciate beauty - How do waterfalls work? - Not everyone should have a podcast - Be Kind Rewind - Blockbuster on a Friday night - How much does a loaf of bread cost? - What is a rerun? - Buy stock in adult diapers...

Proof is in the Pudding 10.03.2026

On this award nominated episode they discuss the following: Jonny comes through in the clutch at the volleyball tournament. Portable squatty potties are an absolute must have! What does the saying "The Proof is in the Pudding" mean and who is eating pudding these days? Mandatory Family fun is getting kicked up a notch this weekend I wish I had a relationship with my son like the father s...

What's up with women's purses? 02.03.2026

#Catsinthecradlepodcast In this gem of an episode Jonathan in on point with his hilariousness as he brings wonderful topics to the table. The dynamic duo discuss the following: You don't really know someone until you see their playlists What's up with women's purses? What's up with women having tons of water bottles? Who decided that swear words were offensive? Jonathan has some cr...

The Inherent Dangers of White Collar Work! 25.02.2026

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this wonderful episode you get to hear the boys talk about the following: - Birthday celebration - Jonny truly is the king of the bowling alley! - What is up with Zit patches? Why do girls primarily wear them and what are they trying to accomplish with that? - Movie speeches (especially war movies) to a large crowd with no microphones - Sharknado may be the greatest movi...

Double Luge or Curling? 19.02.2026

#CatsintheCradlePodcast - This episode starts off with some chatter about an older movie "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" and is followed up with a lot of talk about the Winter Olympics. Which event do you love the most? There is some excitment about someon's birthday and we love that guy! There is also a moment of reminiscion about a birthday last year that required Jonathan to cle...

Rambling Like a Drunken Sailor 09.02.2026

#CatsintheCradlePodcast - in this episode the dynamic duo discuss the following: - Highlights of the Super Bowl - Funny things that happened during the past week - Irreconcilable differences - While trying to get to those differences there are a number of meanderings of other stories from days long gone and days not too long. - Getting kicked in the face - Getting your head banged at the pump trac...

You're blind? Watch this video! 02.02.2026

#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this belly buster of an episode we talk about the following: - Jonathan goes on another snowboarding trip - Why you should or shouldn't take business calls while snowboarding (especially when you're learning) - What happens when you snowboard on a mountain with minimum snow and maximum ice! - Not all containers are made the same when inserted into backpacks! - Jo...

Who needs a helmet? 28.01.2026

#CatsintheCradlePodcast. In this episode which is posted a few days late (sorry about that) they discuss the following items: - Josh discusses how he loves sports too much - JJ retells some snowboarding trip adventures. - Josh retells a story of when he crashed bad while snowboarding - Mandatory Family fun #2 and what happens when a mandatory participant doesn't show up? - Lord of the Rings Tr...

Adult Diaper Model 19.01.2026

#CatsintheCradlePodcast - In this amazing episode you'll enjoy some laughs with us as we discuss: - How to be the #1 fan - Was Jenny on Forest Gump a good person? - Would you ever be an adult diaper model? And if so - what would you need to make? - Are you prepared for 8/12/2026 @ 7:33am PST? - Mandatory Family Fun and our Bob Ross painting activity - The lovely Doc R Haldeman joins the podcas...

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