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Dad wants to lead an expedition to the Arctic. Mum warns him about what happened to Scott and his men and informs him that there's no pole dancing at the North Pole.  Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson....

Dad wants to be Santa and work one day a year and scoff mince pies. Mum explains the significance of myrrh. Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Dad wants to be a High Court Judge. Mum explains hung juries and the legacy of Dixon of Dock Green.  Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Dad thinks he's a genius but not sure what of. Mum explains Isaac Newton's theory of gravity.  Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Mum explains that Climate Change has been around since Noah and the flood. Dad wonders if it can be stopped by computer.  Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Dad wants to do a grand design. Mum discusses Doric, Ionic and Corinthian columns. Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Dad wants to be an Opera singer. Mum discusses the discipline it  takes to be a star and the plot of Aida and the Magic Flute.  Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Dad wants to get fit and wonders if Jim can help him. Mum explains the downward dog. Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington. Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Dad wants to enter the Olympics. Mum explains its Greek origins of naked men covered in olive oil chasing a burning torch. Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Dad wants to be an Influencer with his own unique brand.  Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Dad wants to be a rock star and smash up hotel rooms. Mum tells him you have to have talent and looks, like Bon Bon Jovi and Lizzy Pop.  Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Dad explains his housing policy and Mum wants to "level up" Deptford  Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Dad wonders if the paranormal is similar to paragliding. Mum explains what poultrygeists do. Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Mum believes her future is in the stars. Dad wonders if his horoscope will predict a lottery win.    Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Mum explains how the great early thinkers laid the foundations of modern-day society. Dad wonders if he can be a philosopher part time and what the hours are. Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by...

Mum says she is an authority on ancient civilisations . Dad wants to take his teapot to the Antiques Roadshow. Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Mum explains her theory of social categorisation to Dad who's thinking of becoming a sociologist. Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Dad wants to read a book without pictures in it. Mum advises classic romantic fiction. Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Mum explains the Japanese tea ceremony procedure. Dad wants to be a Sumo wrestler. Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Mum fancies cowboys and explains how the West was won. Dad thinks he'd make a good sniper Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Mum explains the history of tennis to Dad and how the French used to use baguettes as racquets. Dad wants to be a ball boy to meet Venus Williams.  Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Mu...

Dad wonders where he can buy artificial intelligence to help him with the pub quiz. Mum thinks her brain will be cloned for her specialist knowledge of Aidan Turner. Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licen...

Mum creates a specialist Facebook group for Aidan Turner fans. Dad wants to boost his social media presence to meet Naomi Campbell. Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Mum explains the cultural significance of discovering ancient artefacts. Dad wonders if he could flog them on Ebay.  Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Mum imagines herself as Boudicca and Dad wonders if Hitler would have taken over the Catford Palais if he'd won World War 2 Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast:  Dad…….Charles Armstrong Mum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd.