Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

With the super hero team, "No Quarter," broken into pieces and no closer to finding to the villain known as Dr Dentist. Duke takes charge and starts to connect the dots. What he finds however, will challenge everything he thought he knew.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone....

Having lost another member of "No Quarter," the super hero team regroup to look for the villain known as Dr Dentist. However, a bigger danger could lay closer to home.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Insta...

Time Traveller, Duke Render has been forced into joining the super hero team, "No Quarter." Their mission, to find the super villain known as Dr Dentist. However the team are fixated on a little, old man who lives down the road and only wants a quiet life. Maybe they are looking in the wrong direction?   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Art...

Who is the mysterious Lacunar Infarct? Is he really a vampire? Or is some other nonsense afoot? Dale Alan digs deeper in the concluding part of this year’s Halloween special.  Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on...

Why is a single island known as The Ferrero Rocher Isles? Exactly where is it? And should anyone even care? These, and many other questions, are unlikely to get answered in this episode; the first of a two-part Halloween special.     Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Sto...

After 136 weeks of non-stop cooking action, things are about to get even hotter in the grand final of Honk’s Kitchen. Join us for cauliflower, broccoli, and much much more as the last two contestants compete to win the coveted prize of Head Chef at Honk Romsey’s brand new mobile restaurant and burger van: Honkz. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders....

It’s the semi-final of one of the world’s most exciting daytime cookery shows, where casseroles and tempers get extremely heated. Disclaimer: no casseroles are featured in this episode. Not one. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com C...

A surprise visit from Kev’s Auntie Mabel and Uncle Fred casts an awkward mood over the podcast. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker might actually be Geoff the Banker. More...

Kev is busy at the zoo so Matt decides to take a short cut editing the podcast but ends up activating a rather psychotic audio description. Matt needs to go the post office but Audio Description and the local police have other plans. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound...

Mysterious bubble wrapped packages await instructions at the disused Turwzels chocolate factory, as the survivors find that life back in the real world, might not be as safe as being marooned on a killer island. Cat Noir presents the final episode of MISSING Series 2. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media mana...

Billionaire, Alfie Lovechild is working on a special project for the UK police. His robot prototypes have been tested and are due to roll out to all forces across the country. However, one man has worked out how to control the drones and intends to use them for his own gain. Can Alfie stop him? Cat Noir presents MISSING Series 2. Where the plane crash survivors find that life back in the real worl...

Following a lorry leaving a fish market, Danny Peaks meets up with some old friends and finds an curious omen written on the back of a breadboard. Cat Noir presents MISSING Series 2. Where the plane crash survivors find that life back in the real world, might not be as safe as being marooned on a killer island. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. A...

Insert Namher is investigating strange disappearances at a residential home for old actors, where an old friend has come in procession of a rather magical suitcase. This property can not be allowed to fall in the hands of business tycoon Augustus Pennington-Smythe, but he has sent a man to retrieve it. Red Mist, the sworn enemy of the super hero known only as Smoke. Cat Noir Presents MISSING Serie...

Kev and Matt try to celebrate their 50th full episode, but no one wants a clip show. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com - Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode due to an urgent or...

In this episode we spend a day following the lives of workers at one of Britain’s most incompetent funeral homes. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com - come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast Geoff the Baker is not a footnote. Cat...

The mystery deepens at Restoration Falls, as novelist Charlie Blunderwedge completes his treatment for pinecone phobia and seems to become a brand new man, but at what cost, and why is he acting differently toward his old friend and publishing agent Jim Bond? The secret of the spa is finally revealed in the concluding part of this Cat Noir adventure. Will Charlie and Jim get out alive? And wi...

Novelist Charlie Blunderwedge and his agent Jim Bond take a few well earned vacation days in a secluded health spa hidden in the Swiss Alps. But is Restoration Falls all that it seems? And what exactly are the special treatments that go on there? Join us for the first of a brand new two part Charlie and Jim adventure. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chil...

Mr Godwin finds a small boy behind his wheelie bin who is so scared he can't talk. Feeling out of options, Mr Godwin calls for help from the one person who knows he can trust above all others. David Hasslehoff! He's in for a shock. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound ef...

Bundy hopes his new invention will keep the rain at bay, so he and Ted can finally watch the night stars. Instead, various corpses seem to be traipsing around outside the observatory, all with a fresh appetite for brains...  Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com. Find u...

Ever had one of those weeks where you get plagued non-stop by mustard? Kev can relate – and he doesn’t even like mustard. Meanwhile, Matt’s got a new agent. The work is rolling in, and Taffy has an eye on Kev for a very special part. Meanwhile Warren has a BIG problem. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effec...

Dr Pentagram is fond of spiders, but just how close does the bond go? And what does this mean for everyone in the hospital around him? Join Cat Noir in the first of three special nightmare stories, where each one is more terrifying than the next... Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.z...

What begins as an interview with an informant becomes a life-or-death situation for Lead, Lead Detective Michaels as he follows Matt and Kev around town looking for answers. The Questions might be: Why do Bundy and Ted now have a studio audience? Why is Warren pedalling crisps and how protective should a house alarm really be? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and K...

Cat Noir presents Part Two of their musical: Super Chupacabra. Arnold Reinhold-Badgerfur and his team prepare traps to catch the beast as a mysterious sexy, monster blows up their boat. Follow the twists and turns as the Hunters find they have become the hunted. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sour...

Cat Noir presents Part One of their musical: Super Chupacabra. After a dodgy bet in a rowdy pub; famed explorer Arnold Reinhold-Badgerfur assembles a team to cross the seas and search for the mighty, mythical goat sucking Chupacabra. Who'll make the team and who can be trusted? Rum anyone? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilv...

Two rouges concoct a plan to claim life insurance from their rather clumsy friend Hector. But how difficult could it be to kill someone whose life is a walking disaster? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers and Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @Catnoirpodcast Geoff the Bak...