Cashing in with T.J. Miller

Cash and T.J. talk about beekeepers, vampires vs werewolves, tiny dogs, snake necks, astrology, lost instincts, holiday cards, mankind's progress, making friends, scamp knuckles, and ask the question, "What will become of Triskett Hurlibutton?" Listen to this episode in solitary confinement while taking a sample from nature's snack bar. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice...

Cash and TJ talk about birthdays, pirates, ear enlargers, cliff tents, naan cocoons, Kirk Douglas, bird people, and ask the question, "Has anyone ever made it to Yonderland?" This episode sounds best while drinking pure grain alcohol and playing a game of Yahtzee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TJ briefly ducks into the studio during the break and finds out what it's like to be Cash Levy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ experience withdrawal symptoms and have a quick, ten-minute conversation during their sabbatical. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about moonshine tweeting, pregnant carpooling, chocolate-aholics, confused bigots, blackout cake, snexting, sneaky lions, anas connections, foodie fatties, and ask the question, "Does evil exist?" Listen to this landmark New Year's edition while driving in the emergency lane, it sounds like a string coming off a sweater. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...

Cash and TJ talk about Santa's secrets, perfect gifts, offensive holiday euphemisms, candy canes, the twelve days of hair, the star of David, Jack Frosty,  Syrian pharaohs,  Rapunzel tugs, and ask the question "Who is Thomas Blueberry?" This episode should be on the top of your tree.  Put on some ear enlargers and listen to it while eating a healthy portion of Reindeer Venison... Learn more about...

Cash and TJ talk about concert etiquette, penis whistles, voice-overs, sneak-ins, hit-and-run, STDs vs parking spaces, desert Island companions, and ask the question, "Have you read the 'Full body Release Report'?" Don't spend your hard-earned time on this comedy tapestry, it would be unselfish not to. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Elf altercations, "Sneak Insomes," bathrobe guilt, paparazzi shame, Chapstick borrowing, ugly art, sword holsters, moonshine comebacks, and ask the question, "Why do people age so quickly at Smoky Joes Spin Cycle Cafe?" To avoid getting sick, listen to this episode while wearing a Cashphrase Necklace and take heavy doses of Oscillococcinum. Learn more about your ad choices....

Cash and T.J. talk about bad storytellers, hot PBS hosts, holiday burnout, walking in Memphis, freeballing in Montana, breakfast putdowns, Whirlybirds vs Choppers, Elks tales, embarrassing moments, and ask the question, "What is a Glastle?" This episode tastes best with a healthy dose of Mermaid soup. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about time-traveling wizards, valet hustlers, new perfumes, funny rock stars, packing mistakes, Aristophanes beard, Medusa, and ask the question, "Do the Russians love their children too?" Before listening, make sure to have some Da-Shi Pie and procrasturbate while listening to ZZ Top. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ discuss Mars discoveries, Flippers ego, arm pockets, Nascar improvements, baby names, friend haters, choir debacles, shopping strategies, Hiking vs. Walking and ask the question, "Why are Pandas so sexually active?" For best effect, listen to this episode while being chased by a herd of angry button collectors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about the presidential election, adventures in babysitting, foreplay strategies, best first date options, bad impressions, horse berating, factual lying, piggyback rides, rodeo clowns and ask the question, "Where can you see the Terrible Timbers?" For best results, listen to this episode on stilts while wearing a top hat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoi...

Cash and TJ talk about bachelor castles, butterfly superheroes, diminishing returns, WTF, Broccoli penis, Halloween costumes, Venus flytraps, pookie hatchs and ask the question, "When is it OK to pull the Twitler card?" Focus groups indicate this episode is popular with elderly women that love to gamble, it's a custom fit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ discuss The Galactic Wizard, The World Series, great costumes, messages from God, forgetting names, The Regal Beagle, surprise parties, and ask the question, "Why don't TJ's parents ever come to visit?" This episode has a money-back guarantee, just don't try to use it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ drop a hot, tasty pod at the LAPodfest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Oscar the Grouch, daddy's long legs, heroic deeds, parking lot etiquette, "fuper glue", hide and seek, "pookie hatches", tip jars, and ask the question, "How much time has to pass before we call them the Backstreet Men?" This may be the best episode so far, listen while doing a "Full Body Ingestion". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about the Nerdist barricade, apologetic apologies, Rock vs Roll, alien abduction, skinny whales, relationship guidelines, job imposters, lifesaving techniques, voodoo dolls, and ask the question, "What is Rule #2?" For an optimal viewing experience, watch this episode while eating pistachios and Orville Reddenbacher popcorn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc...

T.J. interviews Cash about his habit of sneaking into Super Bowls, N.B.A Finals, Wimbledon, concerts, amusement parks, movies and asks the question, "Is it undignified to wear a fake mustache?" This episode is being investigated by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, listen while it's still legal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about drinking games, coonskin caps, bodyguard gifts, rhyming runners, pelvis hats, modern-day ogres, conch hands, naan overdoses, Botfly poems, and ask the question, "Why does Cash read Lord of the Flies before every show?" This is the longest episode yet, drink a gallon of Jamba immunity boost before listening. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about dropping hot pods, Groupon gangs, bitchy robots, elbow licking, cumbersome gifts, three-headed babies, skywriter heckling, partial monster disclosers, and ask the question, "Is a Superpac funding T.J.'s Twitter campaign?" If you can only listen to one episode of Cashing In, choose this one. It leaves you wanting less..... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...

Cash and T.J. talk about Tweeter's remorse, monster hobbies, world warming, flailing man hands, inflatable gorillas, spray tanning, sandwich board ulcers, night scrubs, artificial hearts and ask the question, "Who is Trisket Hurlibutton?" This episode was taped in the state of Denver and inspired the Broadway musical "Behind the Wheat Thin." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc...

Cash and TJ celebrate fan appreciation Tuesday by discussing sexual superheroes, pet skunks, silly putty, elbow beards, cooter punch, co-dependence meet-ups, pancake hands, the syphilis card, and ask the question, "Does TJ have a toddler tush?" Most people will wear some type of costume while listening to this episode, we don't know why... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adcho...

Cash and TJ discuss the paradox of choice, sleep dialing, Olympic orgies, itinerant beards, exclusive vowels, accidental heroines, wrist guard waitresses, hair ultimatums, and ask the question, "Have you ever seen The Deer Hunter? In an effort to make it creepy, this entire episode is in "air quotes." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about disaster movies, heckler revenge, wordplay haters, pregnant men, tender naan, VIPS in Heaven, botfly poets, cell phone holsters, childbearing limits and ask the question, "When is it inappropriate to use a Cashphrase?" If anyone is offended by this episode, please enjoy a complimentary pint of Cantaloupe Hands ice cream and a ticket to "The Three Levels of Neville." Learn mo...

Cash and T.J. talk about the marketing of sunsets, eyelash forests, tiny face patches, auxiliary penises, Benihana vs fireworks, redeemable horses, sexual vessels, ultimate frisbee, and ask the question, "Can a hole have too many shirts?" This episode smells like potatoes and a sack of formaldehyde, some listeners will walk 500 miles for it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc...