Episodes

CCC48 - Scooby-Doo And The Cyber Chase (2001) 23.09.2019 32:11

Mark is entirely fed up with Scooby-Doo this week while Alex is here to convince you its really gay.

CCC47 - Wreck-It Ralph (2012) 16.09.2019 35:59

I can't believe this charming and delightfully animated sci-fi adventure comedy film from 2012 doesn't have consistent or persuasive class politics.

CCC46 - Grandma's Boy (2006) 09.09.2019 42:18

some people are different isnt that pathetic haha weed

CCC45 - Kirby: Right Back at Ya! (2001) 02.09.2019 36:22

The Kirby show is PRO-UNION and NOT HORNY.

CCC44 - Prince Of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010) 26.08.2019 33:31

"This movie made me hate Jake Gyllenhaal."

CCC43 - Pokémon 3: The Movie: Entei – Spell of the Unown (2000) 19.08.2019 33:30

You know a movie's gonna be good when the title has two colons and a dash in it.

CCC42 - Resident Evil: Extinction (2007) 12.08.2019 32:51

We're only halfway through these movies and I personally find that to be fucking terrifying.

CCC41 - Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures (2013) 05.08.2019 31:09

Aw man, I'm a meme!

CCC40 - Pac-Man: The Animated Series (1982) 29.07.2019 25:23

Pac-Baby if you're out there I just want you to know that you are garbage.

CCC39 - Good Game (2017) 22.07.2019 25:26

I am so tired.

CCC38 - The King Of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters (2007) 15.07.2019 43:14

On my phone it says "Never surrender".

CCC37 - Alone In The Dark (2005) 08.07.2019 23:59

From the twisted mind of Uwe Boll comes another boring and confusing action movie for 12-year-olds.

CCC36 - Battletoads (1992) 01.07.2019 22:23

We have witnessed the toads.

CCC35 - Hitman: Agent 47 (2015) 24.06.2019 27:44

We now return to our pal Skip's whimsical childhood fantasy land, Barcode McMurderboots and the No-Fun Brigade.

CCC34 - DOA: Dead or Alive (2006) 17.06.2019 38:49

I can't believe this mid-2000s action movie based on a series of fighting games known for sexual exploitation has bad gender politics.

CCC33 - Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog (1993) 10.06.2019 34:52

We really haven't spent enough time talking about Sonic the Hedgehog and foot fetishes on the podcast so this week we've really zeroed in on these important issues.

CCC32 - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - The Cradle Of Life (2003) 27.05.2019 29:49

Lara Croft is BACK and EVEN MORE racially insensitive than last time.

CCC31 - Ready Player One (2018) 20.05.2019 33:41

Spy Kids 3D has more interesting things to say about transhumanism than Ready Player One does.

CCC30 - Detective Pikachu (2019) 13.05.2019 33:11

This has been a long time coming, girls and gays. The first new video game movie since the inception of the podcast. Rat Cop, starring Danny Devito.

CCC29 - Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) 06.05.2019 31:36

It's time for round 2 of Resident Evil, but first, a quick note on labor and Sonic the Hedgehog.

BONUS: We Need To Talk About Sonic and His Creepy Little Teeth 02.05.2019 16:08

the fucking teeth dude i cant

CCC28 - Pokémon: The Movie 2000 (1999) 29.04.2019 36:15

This week we're here to talk about how Pokémon: The Movie 2000 is anti-imperialist and how fucking gay Team Rocket is.

CCC27 - Max Payne (2008) 27.04.2019 30:35

Marky Mark from Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch committed several hate crimes as a teenager and has now returned to make us watch his shitty action movie from 2008.

BONUS: Hooked On Tha Brothas 22.04.2019 3:27

Check out "Intergalactic Mario" by DJ TINMAN: https://soundcloud.com/dj-tinman-1/intergalactic-mario We'll be right back!

CCC26 - The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (1989) 15.04.2019 34:52

Hey there eighth and final leader of the Soviet Union Mikhail S. Gorbachev, its the Super Mario Brothers Super Show!