Carswell Cuts

🎮🎂 Happy 11th Birthday Gio! A custom Carswell Cuts anthem built on "I Like To Move It" energy, flipped into a Fortnite x Birthday banger just for Gio. This track is loaded with everything an 11-year-old Fortnite legend needs: V-Bucks, Battle Pass, Get Griddy, IShowSpeed skins, Pickle Rick, Tilted Towers, and Victory Royales. Full Lyrics: [Verse 1] I like to Fortnite, Fortnite I like to Fortnite,...

The origin story of Adam J. Carswell's artist persona General Moses. In 2021, Adam was streaming on Twitch building community. The show was called The Shift. The audience called themselves The Shift Army. They pushed him to get a stage name. When your audience is an army, you become the General. He chose Moses because Moses didn't come to save the world. He came to deliver his people. In 2023, the...

SOLD OUT (ESA Anthem) A Carswell Cut for Event Sales Agency Brian Rand vision. James Mungai execution. Sixty million in sales. Southern bounce. Miami heat. We don't do empty seats. Style: Southern hip hop, bounce, swagger, Cash Money era energy, Miami bass LYRICS [Intro] Carswell Cuts General Moses on the road E-S-A Event Sales Agency We don't do empty seats [Verse 1] Pull up to the venue, room al...

MEGA MIX A Micah and Mia Original LYRICS [Intro - Spoken] Micah and Mia! [Intro - Groovy] Ohhh yeah, here we go! [Verse 1] Apple splash, spin to win Orange crush, let's begin Squeeze the lemon, nice and slow Add that water, watch it glow No rules here, mix it wild Every cup a masterpiece, child [Pre-Chorus] But wait, wait, wait – what's that you say? Milk in the mix? No way, no way! It curdles up,...

Danube Rising — A Carswell Cut for Liberland The Monaco spark for war-weary Balkans. From Gornja Siga to global creed, this anthem captures the vision of Liberland rising on the Danube—unity, prosperity, and a future where neighbors build together. Featuring bilingual hooks in Serbian (Ekavian) and Croatian (Ijekavian), cinematic hip-hop production with Balkan brass swells, and a stadium-ready cho...

Bright, joyful kids dance banger. Robot breakdowns, popcorn with the crew, Numberblocks counting, sigma bounce energy. Shiney (shy-knee) sun hits different. Pure replay gold for the whole family. Wiggles energy meets sigma vibes. For the masses. Lyrics [Intro] Ohhh here it comes You feel that? [Verse 1] Woke up glowin', can't explain Shy-knee sun is in my veins Feet hit the floor, I'm out the door...

A trap anthem celebrating Shaq's Big Chicken restaurant chain. Menu flex, origin story, Hamilton expansion. The whole thing. Hook: "All it takes is once" From the 2017 vision with Perry Rogers to the 2018 Vegas launch to the first Canadian location in Hamilton, Ontario at TD Coliseum. Featuring: Uncle Jerome Nashville Hot, Shaq Attack, Big Cali, Pit Boss, Big Drip, dirty fries, elote, mac n' chees...

Anthem for Sheetz Freaks: 3AM party legends, 5AM grinders, holiday heroes. 50 Cent "Straight to the Bank" bounce saluting MTO masters, Boom Boom sauce, Shmuffins, and 24/7 feasts. CARSWELL CUTS | 2026 Track celebrates Sheetz MTO menu, 24/7 reliability, and Sheetz Freaks culture.

Feet on the floor, knees bent, hands up. This one is pure vertical energy. A kids EDM anthem built for bouncing off walls, couches, and anything else that can handle the impact. Features a full freeze moment before the final drop hits. Produced by the dynamic duo themselves, Micah and Mia. Warning: may cause excessive jumping, spontaneous dance battles, and tired legs at bedtime.

A dancehall soca anthem inspired by Kes' "Honeycomb" celebrating the power of AI and Simtheory as the ultimate unfair advantage. While they inbox drown, mine prioritize. Cool and easy, but I run the show. For anyone who knows the secret: Simtheory make it sweet like honeycomb. ]]>

Adam Carswell's personal motivational anthem. Westminster College '13. Director at Concordia Realty. Co-founder of RaiseMasters. Voice of Liberty. General Moses. From broadcast communications to capital strategy. From coaching basketball in Belize to building AI-powered empires. From LinkedIn power-networker to the connector who helps visionaries raise capital, build influence, and scale their imp...

A hard-hitting modern trap anthem for Consultaa - Dubai-based capital advisory and real estate firm. Featuring Parag Kundalwal (Founder & CEO), Adam Carswell (Director of Business Development), Cameron Iuvancigh (Business Development & IR), and Chas Irish (Business Development Representative). Consultaa specializes in institutional capital placement $10M-$500M across global markets, with e...

An electro-funk Chromeo-style anthem for Beunzee. Old State Road, Hauser Family Farms, J-3 celebrations, and boom boom on the side. Bonafied saucin' from Ohio.

The Carswell Cut anthem for Chas Irish aka Chetty. From scooping ice cream at Malley's Chocolates to building life-sized LEGO guns on YouTube (2008-2010), to running Chetty's Kitchen and Bath for 6 years in Painesville OH, to now closing institutional capital deals at Consulta as Business Development Representative - US. Cleveland to Dubai. Word of mouth only. Brick by brick.

A brand new dance anthem! A high-energy kids song all about "something" - shake it, jump it, spin it, clap it. Pure dance floor energy for the little ones. Made for repeat plays and maximum movement. Something, something, something! ]]>

A Pearl Jam "Even Flow" style rock anthem for Tyler Lyons, Chief Investment Officer at Asym Capital. His story: Deloitte grind to Herman Miller to CIO of Asym $377M in Phoenix multifamily One market, one vision, asymmetric wins Topical Tuesdays, a million downloads "Damn, that boy is dope"

JOIN THE TRIBE — A Carswell Cut for Tribevest Four brothers. Five hundred a month. Kitchen table dreams turned into a platform that's raised $100M+ and counting. This Southern rock anthem celebrates Tribevest's origin story and mission: democratizing access to private deals by making it easy for anyone to form and manage an investment group with confidence, compliance, and control. The Team (All S...

GIO! - A custom hip-hop anthem created by Micah and Mia for their cousin Gio. This track goes HARD with shoutouts to: Fortnite victory royales and building towers Fresh Jordan shoes Soccer goals Baseball homers Dessert (because priorities) "Popular" vibes Features the iconic "Dat's cwazy!" from Mia's legendary video. Made with love from Micah and Mia to their superstar cousin. Play it loud, play i...

The Floor Is Lava! An original floor is lava anthem made for kids EVERYWHERE! Zora requested it, and we delivered. This nursery rhyme-style banger features: Couch jumping action Chair hopping madness Pillow stepping strategies That "La-va, la-va, la-la-la-va!" hook that will NOT leave your head A counting bridge for sneaky educational value Warning: Your furniture will never be safe again. But the...

A hip hop anthem breaking down two powerful sales frameworks courtesy of Marty Wewerka , capital raising legend. GORILLA MARKETING: 4-Phase Discovery Framework Phase 1: Discovery Opener - Lead with curiosity, not pitch Phase 2: Pain Identification - Surface the real cost of cheap money Phase 3: Premium Positioning - Boutique advisory commands higher fees Phase 4: Next Steps - Qualify or refer grac...

Best Friends Forever! - A song dedicated to Sammy and Tala from Micah and Mia! This one's ALL about friendship: Sammy Sammy Boy - The catchy hook inspired by Sigma Boy! Tah-lah Tah-lah Girl - She's got the brightest smile! Best Toys Ever - They got 'em all! Best Mom and Dad - Standing ten feet tall! Playground Adventures - Swings, slides, monkey bars! Spider-Man Bridge - A special shoutout from Mi...

Gooey Gooey Fun! - A brand new banger for Micah and Mia! This one's got ALL the good stuff: Gooey Slime - Squish it in your hands! Robot Dancing - Beep boop beep, stomp your feet! Pizza Party - Pepperoni, cheese, yum yum yum! Snow Adventures - Snowman, snowballs, playing in the white stuff! Mama's Game - Up up up into the sky, brings us down and up again! Catchy, repetitive, and perfect for little...

Carswell Cut: Sola Capital (White Coat Queen) This anthem is dedicated to Dr. Kimberly Workman, MD, FAAOS, FAOFAS — founder of Sola Capital Ventures . By day, she's a board-certified orthopedic surgeon specializing in foot and ankle surgery at Providence St. Vincent Medical Center in Portland, Oregon. UCSF-trained. Fellowship-honed. Fixing limbs and saving lives. By conviction, she's raised $10 mi...

DISTINCTIVE — A Carswell Cut anthem for Andrew "Drew" Reamer , Principal Broker and Owner of RE/MAX Distinctive Real Estate, Inc. Drew started on Elm Street in McLean, Virginia back in 1979 — one of the FIRST RE/MAX franchises in VA, DC, MD, PA & WV. That's 45+ years of building something DISTINCTIVE. The Resume: Principal Broker & Owner — RE/MAX Distinctive Real Estate Former COO & Pa...

Can We Cut? (The Carswell Cuts Anthem) The official Carswell Cuts anthem has arrived — a 90s golden-era boom-bap banger that pays homage to Shaq and Fu-Schnickens' legendary "What's Up Doc? (Can We Rock)". This track is LOADED with: Call-and-response hook that'll get stuck in your head Pop culture density (Gordon Gekko, Jeff Bezos, Batman, Frank Kern, Harvey Specter, BlackRock) Tongue-twisting flo...