Carmen Ciricillo Show

Carmen brings on his daughter Shannon, who talks with Mike about Carmen's terrible understanding of what it means to trigger someone, the idea of naked swamp people, and about how Carmens laziness has made progressive changes. For all things Ciricillo Show go to: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show  

Carmen talks about how comics are under appreciated detectives, runs some invention ideas by Mike to see if they're more idiot or savant, and about a new, extreme Uber. For all things Ciricillo show go to: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show  

Carmen talks about how sometimes you have to go against the flow or end up with raw steak multiple times, defends his vertically challenged urinal, and a social integration plan involving creepy guys and Hooters. Send us your questions at: Ciricilloshow@gmail.com

Carmen talks about the dangers of being alone while eating Pork Rinds, about his time in YouTube University, and compares black holes to the culverts of Cleveland. Contact us at:  ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website:  http://www.carmenciricillo.com/

Carmen talks about his experience with border patrol, complains about how much freedom he has at home, and the time his back yard was on fire. Contact us at:  ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website:  http://www.carmenciricillo.com/

Carmen talks about his toy pitch for Hasbro, his idea to prevent stains from unruly dogs, and how the elderly deserve body armor. Contact us at:  ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website:  http://www.carmenciricillo.com/

Carmen talks about his experience with the 'gifted program, what a green room party should look like, and reveals his hope that the podcast will become a ripe grape. Contact us at:  ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website:  http://www.carmenciricillo.com/

Carmen talks about some of his grand adventures climbing stairs, about how some people think comedy is too authentic, and Carmen and Mike get shocked when they read some of their comments from the listeners.  

Carmen talks about how he's been having a midlife crisis since he was 15, how he stays positive by giving himself a bad time instead of just having it happen, and the boys have a close encounter of the arachnid kind. Contact us at:  ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website:  http://www.carmenciricillo.com/

Carmen talks about  how he is slowly starting to see Mike as his father figure, what his limitations are as an impersonator, and his plan to revolutionize pants sales.

Carmen talks about how his bubble machine has made him the sketchiest person in his neighborhood, his plan to monetize Mike's fake superpowers, and Mike tries to teach Carmen what his love language it. Contact us at:  ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website:  http://www.carmenciricillo.com/

Carmen talks about the worst kind of bubbles, and fantasizes about a life in assisted living, and explains how they had to find a dragon for The Hobbit movies. Contact us at:  ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website:  http://www.carmenciricillo.com/

Carmen talks about how even the best job could be ruined by a single staircase, about his trip to Kid Rocks place, and how to use "imposter syndrome" to your advantage. Contact us at:  ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website:  http://www.carmenciricillo.com/

Carmen talk about how he handles family meetings like the "God Father", how the only thing saving him from the terrible fate of being a household name is laziness, and how his childhood trauma made him able to see the future. Contact us at:  ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website:  http://www.carmenciricillo.com/

Carmen talks about his most recent attempt to connect with nature, explains how Bitcoin works to Mike, and how he plans to bring back cassette tapes in 2021. Contact us at:  ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website:  http://www.carmenciricillo.com/

Carmen tries to figure out how to talk about himself without other people knowing he's talking about himself, about how to get pushed toward your goal is to fight it, and found out how Air B-n-B can solve Carmen's hatred for boats. Contact us at:  ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website:  http://www.carmenciricillo.com/

Carmen talks about how he keeps a supply of wallet sized photos of his dead dad to hand out, about his dream of taking a go-cart on a golf course to be a part of the Golf Police, and why own decisions led him into the attic left him in the dark and covered in peanut butter. Contact us at:  ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website:  http://www.carmenciricillo.com/

Carmen talks about how he feels valets always bully him when going out, about his struggle to think of a gift better for his wife than the flippers his wife gave him, and how reverse-psychology will be his downfall. Contact us at:  ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website:  http://www.carmenciricillo.com/

Carmen asks Mike why he'd want to become more successful because it means more work, reveals to Mike how he can see the future, and about how his wife is scared because of a dream where Carmen realized he was the messiah. Contact us at:  ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website:  http://www.carmenciricillo.com/

Does Carmen know the difference between vapes and bongs? Carmen decides to get rid of his dentist because his fingers are too fat, and Carmen talks about the time he put his baby in a tank with blindfolds on. Contact us at:  ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website:  http://www.carmenciricillo.com/

Covid has forced Carmen into watching other people with real jobs on T.V, and Carmen wishes that being short could be considered a super power, but Tall Mike says no. Do serial killers consult each,other on where to buy their knives? What does evil look like, and how people with face tattoos love kitties. Carmen tells Mike about his new business idea on how to get strangers to talk to you at bars....

Carmen talks about how awesome it would be to have a Batmobile, and why he couldn't be trusted with one, and while looking for ways to afford one, stumbles across an untapped market for panhandlers, and creates a new and horrific twist of Frankenstein. Contact us at:  ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website:  http://www.carmenciricillo.com/

Carmen makes Mike sick with an image of fat guys laying in baked beans that can predict criminals before they commit crimes. Carmen reveals what he thinks about how sexy the future will be whatever that means. Mike talks about his recent horrific experience with Delta 8 which has him swearing off edibles for good. Carmen gets dragged into talking about an old lady giving milk baths to men and how...

Carmen's need for therapy grows more apparent as he talks fondly about his time growing up in Cleveland dreaming of owning graphic tees, gives us a peek at the culture of Iowa, and about who owns the gun that killed his dad. Contact us at:  ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website:  http://www.carmenciricillo.com/

Carmen talks about the time he snuck a buffet onto a flight, how he was unintentionally bullied into comedy, and tries to keep Mike off his 'Hate-mobile' Contact us at:  ciricillo@comcast.net Go to Carmen's Website:  http://www.carmenciricillo.com/