Carmen Ciricillo Show

Carmen attempts to give marriage advice…. Mike attempts to trust it…. Then Carmen makes Mike talk about his Dad in a very uncomfortable way. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show

Mike confronts Carmen on turning the podcast into an open mic to run material, making Mike and audience member to Carmens neurosis for over 80 episodes. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show

This week we were out of the studio but we still got some classic Carmen for ya, hope ya enjoy it! Love ya'll For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show

Carmen advises against working hard and getting too far in life. Carmen and Mike talk about the comments they get on YouTube and IG. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show

Carmen goes off on how wearing glasses is a scam and so is everything else. Also Carmen doesn’t have dreams….. He has visions. Carmen also has a strange past of being picked up a lot by other people.   For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show

Carmen Talks about this recent shows in Florida, how he was forced to eat cottage cheese as a kid and how having new pants was a luxury in the Ciricillo household. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show

Carmen tells his tales of getting out of jury duty on Monday. We both put our names into the Wutang Clan Name generator to figure out our Rapper names. Carmen and Mike come up with public pranks we can pull without going to jail.   For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show

Carmen and Mike wonder what it would be like to have only 5 minutes to live and how he gets “Hard” at funerals. Carmen somehow proves the country of Turkey and Florida are the exact same. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show

Carmen thinks he knows what Communism is and keeps bringing it up to no end, and Carmen comes up with a really bad way to track the random subjects we come up with during the podcast. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show

Carmen and Mike ponder what it would be like to preform in front of an entire audience that is crying and Carmen sheds light on the fact that we are being duped into sting operations on social media. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show

Mike interviews Carmen only to find out he would be the worst TSA agent and how he would be consumed with power, and Carmen makes Mike so uncomfortable with describing how he massages hairy people. Mike also tells Carmen his idea for a sci/fi movie and Carmen shits on it. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show

Carmen figures out he’s “Reverse-Aging” and needs father figures… and he will take anybody. Carmen also talks about Comics that wronged him in the past. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show

Carmen explains to Mike how he doesn’t want to actually belong to any group or organization but he does want to be friends with them so he can have all the benefits without the responsibilities. Mike tells Carmen about a table he waited on that walked out on their Tab and threatened to fight Mike. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show

Carmen and Mike are back in the studio being dumb with a new podcast setup because Mike can’t stop staring at our producer, Donny. Carmen talks about the best funeral he’s ever been to while Mike accidentally makes fun of his grandma…. Which might lead to Mike being “whacked” by Carmen’s Cousins. Carmen thinks of a new business idea where he pimps Mike and Donny out to retirement homes as stripper...

Carmen and Mike are back in the studio talking about getting arrested on Facebook, how Carmen got kicked out of a cigar shop and how he prefers vape shops more. Carmen also retells a story where his dad disciplined him with pepperoni. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show

Carmen talks with Mike about the sanctity of "69ing" and who invented it, how Dating is so hard for people now that they are willing to get naked and survive in the wilderness just to meet somebody and how many Frivolous lawsuits end up being justified because corporations are strategic assholes. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 

Carmen talks with Mike about how dangerous a combination master-bating and Zoom can be, about stuff that technically isn't illegal to do, and about the prophecy of the Wizard of Oz. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show  

Even the Hardest working podcast in the biz has to take a break. For all things Ciricillo show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show

Carmen explains how his dad was on the AYDS Diet with famous youtuber Sean Daniels. This episode Breaks Mike's brain when Carmen and Sean bring up "Home Associations" and how they have gone Mad with Power. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show 

Carmen talks about ways to turn pain into laughter, completely loses his mind over children in bubble suits, introduces his guest; Famous musician Sean Daniel and their origin story of meeting on craigslist. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show

Carmen talks about a show idea called "Amish in they Keys", his hopes that the Boy Scouts Mafia will help stop cancel culture, and calls for an Association to moderate words. For all things Ciricillo show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show  

Carmen talks about  why comics have to be delusional, how overwhelming information on TikTok can be, and realizes he needs to stay young because of peanut butter. For all Things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show  

Carmen talks about how the wild packs of German Shepards would sharpen their tails when he lived in Cleveland, how shirt painting can help organize a garage sale, and how important it is to have a little self imposed stress in your life. For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show

Carmen talks about how he missed out on embezzling opportunities when he was 10, how free wieners can bring people together, and how sometimes to help your kid succeed, you have to hold them back For all things Ciricillo Show https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show  

Carmen talks about how he wants a taste bud reader, about what it takes to escape prison, and has a message for Conner McGregor. (and Carmen finds out Mikes Magna Carta while talking about the Olympics) For all things Ciricillo Show: https://linktr.ee/Ciricillo_Show