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PATION! The election is almost upon us. This week we discuss all things civic duty related to the upcoming midterms (but it took a few days so this will probably be old news). Chris also ruins Christmas by telling the truth about Donald Trump. Look out in the next few days for our election wrap-up. There will be blood, probably our own. Brought to you in part by FNX fitness. Visit their website at...

Join us this week for an update on the Russia Ukraine conflict. Basically it all just sucks. Brought to you in part by FNX fitness. Visit their website at: https://carlpooling.com/fnx Use code 'carlpooling' for 15% off at checkout.

It's was no surprise that Bros, Billy Eichner's rainbow tinted re-imagining of the Rom-Com, was an unmitigated disaster. It's a film that undercuts it's own reason for existence directly in the trailer. But the smoldering ashes of Hollywood's smug failures are funny, so join us for a laugh. Brought to you in part by FNX fitness. Visit their website at: https://carlpooling.com/fnx Use code 'carlpoo...

In this episode we attempted to talk about future president Ron Desantis giving illegal immigrants free travel to wealthy sanctuary cities but to be honest we pretty much just talked about fake breasts. Also I finally got to bleep Hunter. Life is good.

Three stories - one theme. America's secret police raid Mar A Lago, the ministry of truth changes the past of the Inflation Reduction Act, and Congress and the White House team up for some tar pit double speak. Join us won't you? Brought to you in part by FNX fitness. Visit their website at: https://carlpooling.com/fnx Use code 'carlpooling' for 15% off at checkout.

It's still a little hard to believe that Roe has been overturned. It's an amazing day for America. On the show this week we discuss the landmark decision and the unique connection with Justice Clarence Thomas.

Get in losers, we're going pontificating. This week, we continue a great conversation that started as a result of a twitter thread in regards to the meaning of roles and identities and their connection to appearances in the age of digital characters and avatars. I know. It sounds navel gazey - don't worry - there are a surfeit of laughs thanks to our great guests. Brought to you in part by FNX fit...

This week our hearts go out to the families and loved ones of the victims of the horrible, white supremacist shooting in Buffalo. We break down the tragedy, the motivations, and the disgusting pundits and politicians who stand on the graves. Brought to you in part by FNX fitness. Visit their website at: https://carlpooling.com/fnx Use code 'carlpooling' for 15% off at checkout.

Elon might be the greatest American currently alive, despite what he names his kids. The richest man alive is sticking up for free speech with his dollars. This week we break down the deal and the future of the digital public square.

This week we're back to archetypal art analysis as we dive into 'The Batman' and discuss the deep Jungian themes that power the films plot. Movies are better with philosophy. Brought to you in part by FNX fitness. Visit their website at: https://carlpooling.com/fnx Use code 'carlpooling' for 15% off at checkout.

First of all - Sorry for the delay in episodes. You get what you pay for. I know how many of you don't go to: Brought to you in part by FNX fitness. Visit their website at: https://carlpooling.com/fnx Use code 'carlpooling' for 15% off at checkout. That being said there were far too many topics to just choose one. Enjoy the red wave.

Last week, legendary $#!& head and alleged (by me) pedophile, Vladimir Putin, took a break from being sexually attracted to animals long enough to invade Ukraine. What started as a false flag proxy liberation of disputed territories in the east has turned into a full fledged invasion and humanitarian crisis. We break down the facts on the ground, the propaganda, and the legendarily bad takes comin...

Look. Canada has always been a silly place. Here in America we love watching them play with their colorful money and make believe they are a real country. Usually their antics are more 'Awh, that's pathetic.' and not 'Awh, they're destroying western civilization and running 1984 like a college football playbook.' We break down the massive authoritarian shift in response to the trucker protest.

Look. Intellectually speaking, taking The View to task is punching down. It's the equivalent of Macho Man Randy Savage crushing three 12 packs (that's 36 beers for our audience in Florida) and then facing off with a paralyzed 4th grader. But we're doing it anyway today because Whoopi's comments on the Holocaust and the media's response to them tells us something more profound about the results of...

Biden's presidency ended prematurely earlier this week. With shattered approval ratings, terrible voter identification numbers, and completely iced priorities, it looks like he is all done with getting stuff done.

Look, my tweet said it best. Finally caught it. People pretending like it’s a remotely big deal are smoking something way stronger that it is. Don't @ me. Unless you have superior rhetorical skills and like being shamed in public.

Merry Christmas carlpoolers! Boy do we have a present under the tree for you all to unwrap this week. Friend of the show Ben Paulk is back in the studio to discuss a truly age old question: Is Christmas just a recapitulation of pagan rituals that preceded Christmas and even Christ? Press play; find out. Brought to you in part by FNX fitness. Visit their website at: https://carlpooling.com/fnx Use...

CP gang, this week were rolling out, checking out a few underground media pieces that are packing maximum flavor. First were heading to substack to talk to our old buddy Glenn before turning this roadster north to see what they're cooking up at the NYT. It's sure to be off the chain, so grab your neon reflective Oakleys, frost your tips, and join us this week for Diners, Drive-in oh shoot. I meant...

Did you miss us? I missed us. Let's get back together this week on carlpooling where we kick off season 3 and discuss everything about the Kyle Rittenhouse case. It's your one stop shop for all the correct opinions so you don't look like an idiot out there with a different one.

Book banning: it used to be frowned upon - now, wannabe drum circle retreads piercing their tragus with covid vaccines before throwing molotov cocktails through windows at the local starbucks are pretty into it. They did it (digitally) to Abigail Shriers book, and after reading it, we know why. This week we break down the book and it's broader implications. It's a long one, but well worth it.

Well - as they always say - like weird, old, nipple pierced governor brother, like weird, young, self obsessed, career crank-shaft younger brother. Chris (sic) better / exclusively know as Fredo joins big bro Andy in the 'Grab ass now, send crappy apology if caught later' club. We break it down and talk implications. Come along for the ride. Brought to you in part by FNX fitness. Visit their websi...

Oh, the Met Gala. An annual tragedy where celebrities, vampires, business executives, and serial pedophiles alike all gather to declare that fashion and levity are dead. This yeah brought with it especially decadent prevarications from role playing political activists pretending to be working class while eating a $30,000 dinner. These people think you're an idiot. Brought to you in part by FNX fit...

This one is a doozy. New documents leaked show just how disgusting this gain of function research and cover up really is.

What a disaster. This week we discuss the tragedy that has been America's evacuation and the resulting rush of Taliban insurgents.