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This week, we are going over Revelation chapters 2 and 3 where Jesus dictates some letters to the seven churches to kickstart the book. Lots of good stuff in here. Join us.

Welcome to our new series that we introduced a few episodes back; now called History of How You Think. This title does not apply to you if you don't think. I do not think, therefore i do not am.

Welcome to the first all scripture episode of carlpooling where the boys dive into the first chapter of the last book of God's word.

In honor of Charlie Kirk

American Hegemony makes it's triumphant return, and so do we.

Well, looks like Justin Castro's ex-wife's boyfriend finally told the sissy boy tyrant that he has to stop being prime minister. We're really torn up about it.

He did it. The American people did it. Let's celebrate.

You didn't just fall out of a coconut tree!!! You exist in the context of carlpooling; the greatest show in the entire history of the human species. Do you want fweedum? Do you know that it's time to do the things that you already have been doing and that time is everyday? Then jump in the Honda. We're going Kamala bashing. This weeks inappropriate trout fly is a Quebecois classic - the Montral Wh...

Love him or hate him - if you try to deny that Trump pumping his fist in the air after taking a bullet to the head is one of the most hardcore things that have ever been done in American Politics - you're delusional. This week we cover all the angles and analyze what comes next. This weeks inappropriate trout fly: the Boobie Nymph. Learn to tie it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx0Zog2W-HY

I see something. Off in the distance. It's getting closer. Is it? It can't be. It's those danged Carl boys speeding across the desert in their infernal 2010 Honda Civic. We all though they were dead. We we're all wrong. What's that? A bumper sticker? What does it say? "Let's go Brandon..." Don't be a poor. Buy some merch: www.carlpooling.com/store This weeks inappropriate fly pattern - the Purple...

Been a while. I get it. Sorry. I know that you are simply adrift in the outer darkness without your weekly injection of sweet carlpooling serum, but I was having a baby. Who really knows what this episode was about? Not I, but I'm pretty sure it was funny. Laugh along with us and look out for carlpooling to make its triumphant return very soon.

The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/store Claudine Gay used to be the world's smuggest diversity hire. Now she's unemployed. This week we dig into the moral hollowing of America's academic institutions. What a special treat. Our sponsors: This episode is also sponsored by Death Wish Coffee. Rebellious by Nature, Death Wish has the bol...

Merry Christmas you filthy animals. This week we bring back some legendary carlpooling guests to rank all the hottest Christmas traditions and analyze the importance of traditions as such. Hop in the sleigh loser, we're going philosophising. Socials: Follow us on Twitter: @carlpooling Follow us on Instagram: @carlpooling Don’t forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you’re listening to...

Men in women's sports is completely ridiculous. The fact that saying that is controversial highlights the fact that the west no longer deserves to exist. Thankfully the good folks over at the Daily Wire don't care about inciting some controversy with their new comedy: Ladyballers. Join us for our in depth and yet spoiler free review. Our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by Private Internet...

The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/store Napoleon was an interesting guy. His movie was not. Join us this week as the Boys discuss the key ideological downfall of the French Revolution and Napoleon's reign. Socials: Follow us on Twitter: @carlpooling Follow us on Instagram: @carlpooling Don’t forget to rate the show and leave a revie...

The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/store You probably don't need me to tell you this, but the government hates your guts and wants to rip of the constitution to use as confetti for the going away party they throw to send you off to a labor camp in Wyoming for all the thought crimes you commit. The report released by Rep. Jim Jordan t...

The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/store Crowder got his hands on the Nashville shooter's manifesto, but only carlpooling has it's hand on the truth. This week we discuss the implications that this document and those like it have on us all. Our sponsors: This episode is also sponsored by Death Wish Coffee. Rebellious by Nature, Death...

Snow White is making headlines again for all the wrong reasons. Click play to hear our take. Also we say dwarf a lot. Our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access. Don't listen to carlpooling unprotected. Go to carlpooling.com/pia right now to secure yourself online. This episode is also sponsored by Death Wish Coffee. Rebellious by Nature, Death Wish has the bold flavor...

This week we discuss how disappointing Thanos is as a villain. For like.. a pretty long time. Then we get into the main point of the show: the greater geopolitical impacts of the war in Israel and the unrest that has settled over the entire globe. Socials: Follow us on Twitter: @carlpooling Follow us on Instagram: @carlpooling Don’t forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you’re listen...

CONTENT WARNING - This episode discusses in graphic detail the genocide that Hamas committed in Israel over the weekend in raw and uncompromising terms. Children SHOULD NOT listen to this episode.

Listen. It's on the tin. We catch up with the headlines which have been extra stupid as of late. Join us won't you? Also please see the referenced picture at: carlpooling.com/nomaidens Our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access. Don't listen to carlpooling unprotected. Go to carlpooling.com/pia right now to secure yourself online. This episode is also sponsored by Deat...

The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/store Dynamic Duo or Pitiable Pairing? Does Carlpooling even need Chris? Find out how we fare without a questionably integral element of the show. Socials: Follow us on Twitter: @carlpooling Follow us on Instagram: @carlpooling Don’t forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you’re listeni...

The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/store THE UNIVERSE: A vast expanse of vastness. The concept of vast incarnate. EARTH: A pale blue marble hurtling through the cosmos. It leads us toward everything, and yet, it isn't going anywhere in particular. THE REPUBLICAN PRIMARY DEBATE STAGE: Why am I here? How did I arrive? What is the purpo...

WARNING - IN THIS EPISODE HUNTER AND CHRIS SAY THAT THE FIRST REPUBLICAN DEBATE WILL HAPPEN ON FRIDAY. THIS IS NOT CORRECT. IT IS WEDNESDAY. PLEASE NOTE. THIS IS NOT BECAUSE WE WERE WRONG. THE WORLD WAS WRONG AROUND US. The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/store This week the boys discuss just how hungry Chris Christie is and whether o...

The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/store Sam Harris is an interesting fellow. He was a foundational member of the intellectual dark web and the internet's most honest atheist. Then Trump and Covid (and Ayahuasca) broke his brain. We go through the rise and fall and the why behind them this week. Our sponsors: This episode is brought...