Careful It's Fragile Podcast

In this episode, CJ, Parker, and Angela talk about our first donation, Tamodachi Life: Living the Dream, CJ being blind, Angela’s Zyn Garden, home security, pausing time, always being right, cold living conditions, couch giveaway, popping the clit, DoorDash delivery stories, scamming Nintendo, bunnies, CJ’s passive aggressive dog, if the dogs could talk, Amy Schumer, leaving millionaires and billi...

In this unfortunately sober episode, CJ, Parker, and Angela talk about CJ’s new car - a 2024 Subaru Crosstrek Sport, Pontiacs, Oldmobiles, Cars we wish would come back, showing butt with no hole, Coachella, flashing at a concert, Coldplay concert etiquette, wasted at a Ricky Montgomery concert, meeting strangers in Minneapolis, trading leftovers, Poking on Facebook, ordering Wendy’s on Doordash du...

In this episode, CJ, Parker, and Angela talk about breathing during room tone, drugs, Mr. Hands, 1 Guy 1 Jar, Malcolm in the Middle, finding surprises in the freezer, Hulk Twinks, crackhead family members, getting out of school, stealing internet from Valvoline, Kik, ooVoo, Skype, Zoom Microsoft Teams and other services to get groomed as a child, CJ’s ripped pants, extra cheesy pizza, Angela being...

In this episode, CJ, Parker, and Angela talk about Deep Fried Strawberry Shortcake Rolls, Angela’s Butter Bag, Cutting Bacon in Half, lying in job interviews, more Reddit stories, abandoning your stepbrother in Jamaica, the Poop Knife story, Angela’s two buttholes, pooping into an Applebee’s leftover container, weird college roommates, eating with vegetarians, Angela’s bad Korean BBQ experience wi...

In this episode, CJ, Parker, and Angela talk about switching the candles, a mysterious package featuring Iron Man’s hand, another surprise candy taste test, Pokémon Cards, Avengers themed adult toys, Corn Flakes, Munch vs. Feeder, BDSM Brunches, CJ using Facebook like a Boomer, The KFC Double Down, Snapchat Streaks, Crêpes, scummy Republican politicians, Car Crash Videos and dashcam footage, Reddi...

In this episode, CJ, Parker, and Angela talk about a strange beep in our basement, a product that CJ likes that should sponsor us, getting free swag from companies, Angela posting Busch on insta, Five Nights at Freddy’s, our friend that’s on a list, Minecraft, CJ moving to Charliesvile, CJ talks shit about Smore’s dad, CJ tying convincing us to move to Charliesville, CJ swallowing a chicken bone,...

In this episode, CJ, Parker, and Angela talk about Stevie from Good Mythical Morning, CJ getting a Tesla from his grandma in Florida, Angela’s trunk that opens both ways, bullying our friends, Trump’s many nickles, Roosevelt (both of therm), The Cane Chronicles by Rick Riodan, CJ Epsteinski, Lip Smacking, Pokémon (A Lot Of Pokémon), TCG Card Shop Simulator, Almost shitting ourselves, Getting an An...

In this remote episode, CJ, Parker, and Angela talk about being in a hotel, visiting grandma, which aunts and uncles are still on their first marriage, Kenny’s gonna see the light soon, Michonne from The Walking Dead, laundry and dress codes, WingStop, having sex with a twin vs a clone, Invincible, Zendaya and Tom Holland, Knotting, Hank Green and John Green, Crash Course, why humans have butt hai...

Apologies in advance for the sheer amounts of bleeps in this episode. In this bleeping episode, CJ, Parker, and Angela talk about Iran, Pizza Hut, RFK Jr.’s Jean workouts, what CJ should wear to work for an audit, CJ’s work drive situation, snowballing, Angela’s threesome that turned into gay sex, high school memories, Parker and CJ meeting, parent drunk driving stories, feminine hygiene products,...

In our most delirious episode yet, CJ, Parker, and Angela talk about CJ’s wisdom tooth adventures, Angela swallowing cottonballs, amputee dogs, the City Girls, transing the cars, YikYak, Whisper, Kik, being a vigilante, Jeremy Renner’s accident and app, Surströmming, a word association game, bad jokes, Lego Party, a mad lib featuring the horniest adventurer ever, a rhyme off, CJ’s mom’s birthday,...

In this episode, CJ, Parker, and Angela talk about the basement studio, our roommate (the boy) moving away, CJ’s watch theft, Cherry Vanilla soda taste test, CJ’s new Kindle, Offbrand Tortilla Snuggie, our potential smut bookclub, Angela’s wiping technique, The Gay Pontiac Wizard/Magition/Leprechaun/Monkey (?), The watch thief’s clapped up truck, slipping tobacco spit, what dog breeds we’d adopt,...

In this episode, CJ, Parker, and Angela talk about The Avengers, The Olympics, The Doubles Luge, Literal Twink Death, Madison Chock, The Quad God, Roller Skating, streakers, The Super Bowl, the TPUSA halftime show, the Bad Bunny Halftime Show, Dr. Pimple Popper, Soup Too Hot guy on Instagram Reels, Badlands Chugs, Chili Oil Guy, Sausage Guy, Squid Games, the Mike Tyson MAHA ad, Ru Paul, Cops arres...

In this eventful episode, CJ, Parker, and Angela talk about Kegels, Arby’s, Hot Dogs, Friendly’s, French Dip Sandwiches, Fast Food Fries, Fast Food Breakfasts, The Grammy’s, Cher’s Blunder, Getting burped on by a coworker, farting at work, the girlies are fighting, the Vet, Doogie Houser MD, Phil of the Future, Suite Life of Zach and Cody, making a new Disney Channel Show, a runaway cousin, Grandm...

In this episode, CJ, Parker, and Angela talk about Ice Cream Sundae flavored Root Beer, ear infections, Hydrogen Peroxide, Health Insurance, Nutella, Chocolate, The Listerine Boys, The Bearnaked-Buttass-Bootlegger Bruce, Big Daddy (again), Driving and almost dying in the winter storm, taking credit for homework from a deported person, melting butter, the dog that refused to die, digging a dog grav...

In this episode, CJ, Parker, and Angela talk about Pocket Pouch, a YouTuber we watch before Bed, McDonald’s in Singapore, Hear Me Out Cakes, The Last Ship with Eric Dane, Big Daddy with Dylan and Cole Sprouse, being facedown in a hospital holding an iTunes giftcard, Captain Winky, being sent to Leavenworth, clogging the toilet, drunk peeing, Kik, Oovoo, Omegle, the Upstairs Fuck Bed, loosing an Ai...

In this episode with all new and separate mics Angela finds an article that’ll help us get to know each other better, CJ, Parker, and Angela also talk about Fetty Wap’s government name, the JO Crystal, going to a Diddy concert (oof), Disney World, Hunter Schafer (plz come on the show <3), Skipping Breakfast, Coffee, bad Christmas presents, stolen firefighter valor, getting catfished at Avengers...

In this episode, CJ, Parker, and Angela talk about wiping our asses, the gooch, conversion camp, Troye Sivan, Six Flags, the Kingda Ka, Amazon screwing us, Ruth Gader Binsburg, Milk or Water in Scrambled Eggs, Finding the car’s defroster, CJ paying for Snapchat in the year 2026, Who do you think you are I am, bowling, shitting our pants, dry heaving while pooping self, stealing Lego pieces, and we...

In this episode, we are ringing in the new years! We talk about our 2026 predictions as well as RFK Gooner, The balding royals, Prince Harry’s penis, bartending as a 9 year old, running over a scooter on new years, the shirtless lead singer of Imagine Dragons, Anderson Cooper and other new year’s hosts, Shawn Mendes and his  shit scented cucumbers, the naked basement boy, what we got for Christmas...

It’s Christmas!! In this festive episode of Careful It’s Fragile, CJ, Parker, and Angela talk about Christmas Traditions, The Crankmas Tree, decorating the tree, Let’s make a Deal, Wayne Brady, other holidays around the world, The Clapper, crusty yellow emotional support pillows, Scrooge McDuck, Nic Hamilton (again), Hootie and the Blowfish, The Hunger Games, Josh Hutcherson, Vivian Wilson, Twunk,...

In this episode, CJ, Parker, and Angela create betrayal lists containing who has done us dirty, including but not limited to Walmart, CJ’s Dad, our furnace and dishwasher, Rob Cantor, Snow, Casey’s Wings, YouTube, flushing AirPods down the toilet, the economy, hiring managers, Farmwille, Ozempic, Candy Crush, Monopoly GO, BookTok, and Paul Blart. YouTube: youtube.com/@CarefulItsFragile   Twitter:...

In this episode, Angela asks Parker and CJ a plethora of questions and hypotheticals such as what our last meals are, favorite utensils, do we fuck with snow cones, how we would fake the moon landing, what we would do if we woke up with a severed fist up our assholes, if we would choose to get one inch taller per 2 shoe sizes shrunk, you hair screams every time it’s cut, your lips get bigger every...

In the inaugural episode of our podcast, we give the podcast a name as well as discuss things like who will go bald first, guessing the name of our friend’s grandma we have in the kitchen (she came with the house), terrorizing the Applebee’s, throwing up while driving, burying a cat in a Dr. Pepper Shirt, a gay man being straight, a straight man being gay, CJ’s dad’s toes, and cum sponges. YouTube...