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Can't Roll Straight D&D
Welcome to Can't Roll Straight, an actual-play D&D podcast airing Tuesday evenings! Join Dungeon Master Ethan and his crazy band of players: Matt, V, Em, Greyson and Ed as they journey through the epic fantasy campaign Cataclysm, set in the continent of Eltara. Brimming with fantasy Kaijus, Tarrasque-born and... clowns? If you love narrative-focused TTRPG play that feels like sitting down for your weekly game night with friends, then Can't Roll Straight is for you! We release an episode at 6PM UK time every Tuesday.
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Episodes
Chewing on a clown for content ⎸ Cataclysm #27 07.07.2026 1:17:52
Whatever man just roll the dice… Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
GERONIMO! ⎸ Cataclysm #26 30.06.2026 1:13:24
Maybe the real boss was the basic mathematical equations we struggled to do along the way… Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
The Jesters Speech ⎸ Cataclysm #25 23.06.2026 1:01:14
They might not respect me… But neither do you Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
Bran banged ⎸ Cataclysm #24 09.06.2026 1:26:21
A drunk octopus tells no tales Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
Daddy Issues ⎸ Cataclysm #23 26.05.2026 35:23
Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
Meat, Mushroom & Mollusc ⎸ Cataclysm #22 20.05.2026 58:32
The clown CAN juggle! (I dread the day i’ll have to remaster this with smell-o-vision) Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
The Bells of the Ball ⎸ Cataclysm #21 12.05.2026 30:08
The dummies guide to entering the metamorphoserie Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
A Learned Man (feat. Bluffy) ⎸ Cataclysm #20 06.05.2026 53:37
The players test Ethan’s lore Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
Check your literacy privilege ⎸ Cataclysm #19 21.04.2026 42:21
Remember dear listener, water can’t be tight… Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
An Invitation ⎸ Cataclysm #18 16.04.2026 53:12
No officer this is my clown nose Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
Monstrous mycelium ⎸ Cataclysm #17 24.03.2026 48:39
Is it wet? Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
Laylan-loco ⎸ Cataclysm #16 17.03.2026 1:34:37
Greetings barkeep! I'm looking for the local black market… Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
Paying the price ⎸ Cataclysm #15 10.03.2026 1:32:13
The ends justify the ends… Or something to that effect Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
I’m something of a pillager myself… ⎸ Cataclysm #14 03.03.2026 1:04:50
Once again sorry for the technical issues with Ethan's mic at the start of combat! The issues start at 34:25 and end at 43:23 :) Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music () was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
Parental guidance ⎸ Cataclysm #13 24.02.2026 1:07:54
You know about war don’t you? Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music (Long rest, Tavern Celebration & A Royal Visit) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
Always ignore the call to adventure… (Joseph Campbell was a nark) ⎸ Cataclysm #12 12.02.2026 1:22:26
Shatter seems op… Just saying Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music (Ice Mephit Cavern, Home coming, Dungeon Collapse, Cultists Cavern & Whispering Caverns) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
To Get High On Ones Own Supply | Cataclysm #11 03.02.2026 1:30:05
#Crankingit Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music (Jungle Shaman, Descent, Skullwharf, Dungeon Collapse & Map Chamber) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
Displace This, Nerd! | Cataclysm #10 27.01.2026 36:18
Duffy finally hits something… Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music (Jungle Shaman & Pit Fighter) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
The Morality of Killing | Cataclysm #9 20.01.2026 1:04:15
A peasant's perspective on the many complexities and contradictions of feudalism & polytheism Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music (Long Rest, Jungle Shaman, Upriver Recon & Stone Barrow) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Product...
A Minor Disagreement | Cataclysm #8 13.01.2026 1:09:58
My therapist WILL be hearing about this... Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music (Den of Iniquity, Beggars Rest, Foghaven & Counting House) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
House of Mirrors | Cataclysm #7 23.12.2025 1:14:07
Is fall damage turned on? Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music (Harpers Waypoint, Trireme, Dungeon Collapse & Yuletide Cantrips) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
Clowning Around | Cataclysm #6 16.12.2025 59:31
I’m a… clown fish? Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music (Tavern Celebration, Den of Iniquity and Homecoming) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
Shopping & Salt | Cataclysm #5 26.11.2025 50:40
Shopping Episode!!! Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music (Rebuilding) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
Schemes & Names | Cataclysm #4 22.11.2025 33:05
The players take a moment of respite to plan their next steps… Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Animated by Ethan Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias All additional music (Between Adventures) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
Matricide and Milking Bulls | Cataclysm #3 11.11.2025 1:00:58
He did WHAT?! (Feat. the producers having a breakdown) Art by Buffy Banach Animated by Ethan Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics All additional music (Hidden Valley, Beggars Rest, Fog of War & The Madding Crowd) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP musical needs. A Genre Pending Production
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