Can't Get Any Worse Podcast

Can't Get Any Worse Podcast

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Welcome to the Can’t Get Any Worse podcast, hosted by Brisbane comedian, Jimmy Missen, talking shit and making life’s chaos a little funnier. Most weeks, it’s solo we kick it solo talking about my dick, depression and dumb thoughts, and whatever nonsense life throws my way. Sometimes, I bring on a guest for a yarn. And if there’s a UFC pay-per-view, you bet I’m breaking it down (poorly). No deep insights, no life lessons, just laughs. Tune in and let’s make your week slightly worse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Jul 8, 2026

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Episodes

Ep. 43 "The Unreleased Episodes" 29.05.2023

So, after multiple attempts of trying to get an episode together this week we unfortunately couldn't make it happen. So to make up for it, we decided to dig back into the archives of our unreleased episodes and clip out some of the socially acceptable parts to make a bit of a "Unreleased episode". We will be back next week with a brand new episode, thanks for your patience!  In this...

Ep. 42 "I Genuinely Did Not Know That with Tom Ballard" 22.05.2023

On this weeks episode we have Tom Ballard in for a chat! He has been smashing the Australian comedy scene for years, as well as having his own radio and TV Shows! In this episode we cover:   How easy podcasting is!  We talk a little about Tom's Toowoomba and Brisbane gigs he has just done on this tour.  Tom asks James about his comedy/podcasting journey.  We talk about our first gigs.  How To...

Ep. 41 "That’s The Most Undercover Cop Shit To Say with Kody McLachlan" 15.05.2023

On this weeks episode we have Kody McLachlan in for a chat, he is an open mic comedian, dancer and P.T. In this episode we cover:   Kody fills us in on his trip to the Melbourne International comedy festival featuring in a show down there.  James tells us about his time at Dreamworld doing the LMCT+ hunt for a car. We talk again about all the heat that Mr Beast cops.  We talk about Troy Candy bein...

Ep. 40 "Kiss Pete Davidsons Dick with Ty Thomas" 08.05.2023

On this weeks episode Adrian is away so James sits down with Ty Thomas for a chat, he is a Comedian, Actor and room runner here in Brisbane. In this episode we cover:   We talk about how some comedians can appear different on stage to how they actually are in person.  We re cap on our experiences in the Raw Open mic competition.  Ty fills us in on his flirting techniques… Boop We talk about big in...

Ep. 39 "AI Dick Pics with Will Cani" 01.05.2023

On this weeks episode we have Will Cani in for a chat, he is a Photographer, videographer and content creator. In this episode we cover:   We talk about the homelessness in our local community  Who is Will?  How hard it would be to be a topless waitress or stripper and if you would find yourself in sketchy situations James gives a recap on Bert Kreischers show in Brisbane and talks about how we al...

Ep. 38 "I Could Easily Look At a Dick with Ash Ebbstein & Matt Bishop" 24.04.2023

On this weeks episode we Ash is back and we also have Matt in straight after James's first comedy night he put on under the umbrella of WestPark comedy, we get way to drunk and things get just as silly as the episode title, give it a listen, we cover:   Ash is back! We catch up on what he has been up to  We have some mowing chat and discuss what's better, ride on or push mower?  Matt&apo...

Ep. 37 "Sneaky Mints with Troy Rafferty" 17.04.2023

On this weeks episode we have Troy Rafferty again in for a chat, he is an Opal Cutter/Stuntman/Jetski rider and now a dad among other things. In this episode we cover:   Adrian ties to play an immature little prank to kick the show off.  Troy brings in some more Opals to look at which add up to about $50K We look back at some insane footage of Troy's time as a stuntman We explore the Japanese...

Ep. 36 "Baghdad, Whisky, Whisky with Kris Walters" 10.04.2023

On this weeks episode we have Kris Walters in for a chat, he is a comedian, photographer and also ex military among other things. In this episode we cover:   We do some serious beverage chat including Banana Nesquik, drinks that include Nootropics, and how things from when we were kids doesn’t taste as good.  Easter presents and how it isn't just chocolates these days  Kris's weight loss...

Ep. 35 "Wow That’s a Big Dick with Josuha Taylor & Steven M" 03.04.2023

On this weeks episode we have 2 return guests in for a chat, both stand up comedians, Josuha Taylor & Steven M, In this episode we cover:   Adrian makes us try habanero and mango whiskey  Josh and Steve reminisce on how they met then we chat come comedy  Josh tells us how he has never been a drinker  James tells the boys about his semi formal and finds out this isn't a normal thing for ot...

Ep. 34 "Did He Just Say His Name Wrong? with Josuha Taylor" 27.03.2023

On this weeks episode we have Josuha in for a chat, no thats not a typo... he is a stand up comedian, TikTok superstar and most of all a great dad! In this episode we cover:   We do our PRIME reviews just liek the rest of Australia this week.  Josuha tells us the story about the misspelling of his name and how it is legally binding.  We have some awesome dad chat and cover things like unwanted par...

Ep. 33 "Welcome To Sealand, We Have Meese" 20.03.2023

The camera didnt record for some reason so this episode is audio only unfortunately. O n this episode we talk all sorts of shit and cover:   We jump on the dolphins bandwagon, Phin's Up.  James' wife gets confused about what a herd of Moose is called.  Ash talks about the final steps in his big move to the sunny coast and trying to offload a fridge.  James announces his monthly comedy sh...

Ep. 32 "I Don’t Care If I Get Asparagus Veins" 13.03.2023

O n this episode we talk all sorts of shit and cover:   Adrian shows us a bass player playing amazing grace in harmonics and we reminisce about the movie cool running's. The Swordfish on a Great Northern Beer looks like a bird   James talks about having a stand up gig in a night club this week. Getting our licenses and failing our tests   We go deep in to the 2000 Sydney Olympics including th...

Ep. 31 "The Powdery Bean" 06.03.2023

No guest this week, but on this episode we talk all sorts of crazy shit and we cover:   Ash tells us about his tragic morning after last weeks podcast after he had some of the famous contaminated Bundaberg Rum.  How annoying it is to sell shit on Gumtree and Facebook marketplace.  How it is impossible to dump shit around our place, especially in a sign written ute.  James finds a note in the gym t...

Ep. 30 "Milf and Mangos with Mikee Joaquin" 27.02.2023

On this weeks episode we have Mikee Joaquin in, he is a Comedian, Actor, Voice Actor and Dancer who has already done so much in each of these lanes, in this episode we cover:   Mikee fills us in on all of his different gigs he has going on.  He fills us in on some of the ins and outs of acting and voice acting.  James and Mikee talk about some of our highs and lows in the Brisbane open mic scene a...

Ep. 29 "It Sounds Like We Aren't In The Position To Buy a Brothel…" 20.02.2023

On this weeks episode we needed an episode to regroup after a crazy week, so we have the OG crew in to talk all sorts of crazy shit like the good ol' days, in this episode we cover:   Not understanding the differences between all of the different petrol and diesel selections available now.  James covers his busiest week yet, including seeing Chappelle and fluking a win in the Nation Raw Open...

Ep. 28 "We Sound Like Boomers Right Now with Viktor Lyall" 10.02.2023

On this weeks episode we have Viktor Lyall in for a chat, he is a professional MMA fighter and has quite the collection of qualifications and degrees under his belt, in this episode we cover:   We talk about girly alcohol drinks and Viktor addresses his Caffeine addiction. James tells a story about watching one of Viktors fights in 2019 and being blown away.  Coming back after being down and out o...

Ep. 27 "Bundle Of Sticks with Macca Melody" 06.02.2023

On this weeks episode we have Macca Melody in to chat, he is a Comedian from Cairns who has quite the resume and is getting ready for his solo show, in this episode we cover:   Macca tells us about his gig at the Cellar in Brisbane.  We talk about the Raw Comedy Competition coming up that James and Macca will both be competing in.   The Adapt or Die seminar in Brisbane featuring David Goggins.  We...

Ep. 26 "Horse Back Ostrich Shooting with Lloyd Bendle" 30.01.2023

On this weeks episode we have Lloyd Bendle in to chat, he is a Brisbane Open Mic Comedian and is also teaches English to discuss:   Lady's look out, Lloyd is back on the dating apps!  The debate about Bill Cosby continues. How old we all want to get to.  James tells an awkward story about trying to help an old lady with her mobility scooter.  We get real nostalgic with MSN messenger and Lloyd...

Ep. 25 "I Shat My Pants In Bunnings" 23.01.2023

On this weeks episode James & Ash discuss:   How Apple products dominate the market because they are so user friendly and easy to use.  There is more crime in James's street but we trump the neighbour with our story.  Ash's son has his birthday party and he nails another home made cake. James goes to an Adult Circus called Blush and is now questioning his sexuality and Ash admits tha...

Ep. 24 "Stroking A Lot with Reid Willoughby" 16.01.2023

On this weeks episode we have Reid Willoughby in to chat, he is a Brisbane Open Mic Comedic and is also studying a bachelor of science at uni to discuss:   Both James's Cat and fish died this week and the boys "comfort him" James drops his gum... again and we talk about the most appropriate flooring for pubs and clubs Ash exposes that he likes to eat other peoples old food scraps th...

Ep. 23 "Figged By A Ginger with David Kume" 09.01.2023

On this weeks episode we have David Kume in to chat with us, he is a musician which is currently in 3 different bands and used to be a performer and musical director at Draculas on the Gold Coast to discuss: Ash offloads more of his unwanted possessions before his big move coming up.  Daves experience working at Draculas on the Gold Coast.  Bill Cosby and his upcoming comedy tour We listen to some...

Ep. 22 "I Don't Know If I Want You Sweating On Me" 02.01.2023

On this weeks episode the boys discuss: Bunnings chat Redecorating the studio Does Ash complete his mission of finishing the Absinthe in 2022?  Ash learns how to use his iPhone live on the Podcast James's mum finds his old video camera from high school...  Disneys new movie Strange World The difference between Lamb and Mutton Bad eating/Drinking Habits Over indulging at Christmas Lady loses t...

Ep. 21 "Get The Guts Out with Matt Bishop & Jake Fitzgerald" 26.12.2022

On this weeks episode the boys discuss: What streaming services we use for music and podcasts Jake becomes the shows first sponsor James's son gets an ear ring stuck in his foot.  Matt has an update from the last time he is on regarding his car.  Matt's friend gets robbed in America... again. Where in the world we would all like to go if we could.  Argentina winning the FIFA World Cup. ...

Ep. 20 "I'm Sceptical Of Ned Kelly..." 19.12.2022

On this weeks episode the boys discuss: The Daintree Rainforest and some of Australia's other natural Landmarks. Ash brings in his old Macintosh computer for show and tell.  James talks about his addiction back in to gaming.  We talk about one of the most embarrassing nights of James's life when he did Karaoke.  When smoking in pubs was normal.  Ash challenges us to our best stoner thoug...

Ep. 19 "Carnies and Caravan Parks with Jake Fitzgerald" 12.12.2022

On this weeks episode the boys discuss: Kids music and campaigning behind cancelling the wiggles.  Christmas - Elf on the shelf tradition as well as looking at Christmas lights. Getting scared by homeless people. Is it wrong for a grown man to swim with a shirt on?  Artificial intelligence doing kids homework for them and a few stories of us cheating at school.  Jake was a Carnie in a past life an...

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