Can We Steal You for a Second?

We’re back and didn’t hold back our thoughts on Golden Fantasy Suites and another episode of paradise. Namely, Gerry seemingly choosing companionship above all else, Katie terrorizing Blake and the entire beach, and Rachel getting dogged once again. We also wrap up with a brief conversation about the Kardashians and Selling Sunset.  Support the show

It’s sexy dancer Leslie versus sexy bareback Faith head to head…with poor Theresa unaware that she’s not long for Gerry’s world. On the sands of Mexico, Paradise is really heating up, and so is our conversation about Kat’s incredible villainy, Jess’ victim complex, and Brayden’s easily seduced wandering eye. Support the show

This is a special edition episode because one of our hosts may have accidentally been under the influence of a certain adult gummy more than planned…Listen in for chaotic ramblings on senior citizen fantasy suites, Halloweekend FOMO, lazy reality show contestants, and no-source famous quotes.  Support the show

It’s heating up at the beach and the AARP mansion! Leslie starts to win us over, Kathy gets snipped, Gerry bares it all, and the show brings up the big money guests in Joey and Trista. On sand, Rachel goes 0-3, Olivia might actually be tolerable with John Henry, John B flops again, Sam’s poop baby might be a hoax, and Sean need to get humbled!  Support the show

Camille is back, and we have a lot to catch up on regarding our new favorite show: The Golden Bachelor contrasted with the unfortunately inferior Bachelor in Paradise. Is this the most charismatic cast ever? How do insecurities play out differently between the older and younger groups? How do they approach fame and their purposes for being on the show? How do the different shows share their vulner...

Join for this funny but poignant episode with Whitney's dad. We discuss the newest episode of Golden Bachelor but also talk life after loss and memories of a late spouse. We share some memories from our own late wife/mother and then demand all senior citizens take a driving test. Play on!  Support the show

Join us as me and my Golden Bachelor dad recap the first episode of the historic new season! Paradise recaps will be merged with Golden Bachelor as one recap and will resume next week with Camille! We talk Gary, dating at 25 vs 65, and one creepy feeling my dad is getting..... John (my dad) also lends some personal experience and advice on dating after loss. Listen for a great father-daughter reca...

We are back evaluating cast bios! Listen in for a quick Tinder game of swiping right or left on who we would want to be our potential mother in law. We find some FAKE seniors, some standout gems, and a few likely villains! Look forward to our joint recaps of both Golden Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise coming soon! Support the show

A perfect end to a stand-out season! For the first time in a long time, we got a truly romantic proposal and a love story we can all root for, without even sacrificing the couple for the elevated presence of the new hottie Bachelor. Bachelor is BACK baby! Despite all of the positives, the episode is still thick with analysis: body language at ATFR, questions as to why Charity didn’t get more heat...

Boy howdy, bring out the fresh platter of crow for us to eat because we were WRONG about Xavier! We were rooting for him all season long, doubting Charity’s gut feeling, standing up for him, all for him to treat us like THIS? Good thing Charity moved on quickly, consummating and saying I Love You to Joey AND Dotun. We speculate that Joey brings the pretty face and emotional intimacy Charity is loo...

Our ick sadly arrived for Joey and apparently the same for Charity, because he very clearly dropped to spot #3. But Xavier hive rise, he’s back in her good graces with a charming knitting date and a tender kiss on the head. But no one is a match for Dotun, bringing out his lovable family and the rehearsal dinner home video slideshow. Aaron never stood a chance! Please show us some words of affirma...

Don’t let them get away with it! While we liked less men to begin with, 2023 capitalism shrinkflation has reached the Bachelorette. This is NOT the same product, and these contestants are getting shorted! We’re predicting a win for Dotun but as the trend has gone with the recent Bachelorette seasons, these noncommittal men are getting even less time to be ready for an engagement and Charity is not...

The men this season keep SERVING looks! Are they inspirational looks, or are they instead channeling 2011 middle-aged-mom-takes-an-Alaska-cruise style? Wait for Fashion Friday to find out. Nonetheless, do not let the patterns distract you from the head-to-head 1-1 battle we saw this week of Dotun versus Xavier. We are fully on the Xavier train for F1, and we hope you’ll listen to our reasoning and...

A podcast divided! Join us as we parse through our undecided feelings on Brayden the accessories man, Charity the incessant man-pleaser, Aaron S the overly confident roaster, John the youth group pastor, Joey the heartthrob/Joe Rogan follower, and Dotun the humble brag or just straight up boaster. One thing we know for sure is that people are sleeping on Xavier and Tanner. Also, a side quest about...

It’s Charity’s debut episode, and she’s bringing quirky girl-next-door charisma with a side of horny for toxicity. It’s shaping up to be a good season! We've got takes for tall men, fake-glasses-wearing men, tanned tennis men, and primed-to-be-the-next-Bachelor men. If you like the podcast, please share it with a fellow fan and leave a review. The Bachelorette is paired best with ~discourse~....

0:00 - Life 14:00 - OceanGate 19:50 - #Scandoval 32:10 - Below Deck / Kardashians 43:40 - Jury Duty 45:00 - And Just Like That 55:00 - WGA Strike / Succession 61:43 - Cast Bios We rush back into the podcast game with the energy and excitement of a thousand unionizing whales to cover some life catch-up and culture catch-up before tackling Charity’s men cast bios. Including the Scandoval of it all,...

Our gut told us Kaity would win from at least the second episode, but our hearts were rooting for Gabi until the end. But what a goodbye! Ariel and Gabi came out to ATFR prepared! We discuss women’s intuition, the ethics of disclosing hook-ups, predictions for their longevity, and the EP shake-ups. The episode was a little long, mostly because we didn’t want to say goodbye. Love you all! Thanks fo...

So many of our predictions coming true…1.) Fumbling the bag, somehow the exact opposite of Clayton. 2.) In an effort to satiate his inability to tell a lie. 3.) Bachelors keep chasing and always feel they need to “reach”! It’s our favorite episode of the year, and this did NOT disappoint. The highlight of the season. Comment below if you agree with our takes; we don’t hold back!  Support the show

You can’t convince us Kaity didn’t scheme her way to Zach’s heart, going so far as to MOVE to AUSTIN moments before the show. Gabi on the other hand might want to watch herself…her very valid insecurities might give Zach the ick. Ariel continues to be way too cool for it all, along with her family. Charity, deep in her heart still hung up on her ex, knew she was a goner. Plus, we wrap up the episo...

Please bear with us as we unleash some needed (though self-indulgent) rants about the daily woes of life before we jump into the real episode analysis. We’re just going through it a little bit! As are nearly half of these women left as they meet their final fate competing for Zach’s love. Or tricked through continual wizardry and witchery to unleash their deepest darkest secrets. Plus: a pitch for...

Are you convinced of Zach’s sinister side yet?! After his lies turned on a DIME with FAIR questioning from Jess? Even beyond that, this episode gave us so much to sink our teeth into. A genuinely interesting point of drama between Kat and Brooklyn (team Brooklyn until the final few moments), a comparison of two contestants on 1-1s with very different approaches, and an “illness” from Greer (go tak...

Jumping off our 100th episode celebration, we dig into the real meat of the episode. Especially the OUT-OF-POCKET reaction from Zach to Greer on Zoom, Gabi’s Bachelorette audition has us signed up, and the most laughable and offensive rose ceremony ever. Hear this, if we ever get sent home over ZOOM we would be scorching earth on our way out.  Support the show

It’s our 100th episode, and we are so excited to celebrate with you all! Thank you to all of our listeners, new and old, for supporting our journey. We celebrate by answering a variety of pre-submitted questions. We rush through at 100 seconds each, just getting to all the juiciest, hottest takes. Everything from the Mt. Rushmore of leads to Megan Fox and MGK. This episode is just the questions; l...

We are back on the eve of our 100th episode, so tune in to hear how we are going to celebrate! Also, a very apparent comparison between 1-1’s this week and the women are starting to notice Zach’s favoritism…the sinister stare is on the loose. Plus an analysis on the missteps in handling this week’s drama. Mistakes were made from all angles. It’s okay if you’re not all best friends! Support the sho...

On this night of the USA's State of the Union, we are discussing much more important business: the pool party fiasco around Christina Mandrell. Whitney's dad joins as a guest star this episode to discuss an entertaining episode 3.  Support the show