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The Love Is Blind finale and reunion are here! We break down Nick and Vanessa finally stepping up as hosts, the heartbreaking breakdown of Joey and Monica’s relationship, and the absolute chaos of Madison’s armpit receipts. We talk about why Sara should have said no to Ben in the pods, especially after his nonstop flip-flopping on values. Plus, we unpack Daniel’s bizarre tattoo of Taylor, Devin so...

We kick things off with Love Is Blind—the mind-boggling social media reactions to the season, especially around political issues, and how Midwest passive-aggressiveness is quietly ruining every relationship. We break down Lauren and Dave’s trainwreck dynamic (why is she hanging on when he clearly never wanted to get married?), Sara trying to reconcile her values with Ben’s megachurch, and Devin ne...

We kick things off with Love Is Blind! We break down Virginia and Devin’s connection (and those prenup/shoe budget issues), why the communal sock bin might actually destroy Monica and Joey, and how Joey ended up impressing us way more than expected. Plus, apologies to Daniel for thinking he was a creep, our deep hatred for Dave, and why we’re all just waiting for Lauren to break up with him. We al...

We start with Love Is Blind Season 8—why does the entire cast look the same, and why did we spend so much time in the pods with people who didn’t even make it out together? Plus, we get into the tea about the guys’ bad behavior outside of the pods, our thoughts on the surprisingly big music budget, and our predictions for who will actually make it down the aisle.     Then, we move on to The Bachel...

We start with the latest from Grant’s Bachelor season—will he and Litia be able to work past their religious differences, and who do we think will be his final two? We also break down Zoe’s complete lack of a sense of humor, Carolina’s brat behavior, and whether Grant secretly told Rose he was thinking about her during that dance with Carolina. Plus, we finally get some answers about Beverly’s sud...

We continue our discussion of the Bachelor Nation Matt/Rachael breakup with a breakdown of the Call Her Daddy interview with Rachael. Then, we talk through the second episode of Grant’s Bachelor season, including why we’re a little weirded out by Grant now, cast celebrity dopplegangers, and the women who are standing out this season for both good and bad reasons. Then, we chat about the latest bat...

Grant’s season has begun, and we are loving everything about it so far. We talk about how we forgot how hot Grant is, a delightfully drama-free cast of women (at least so far), the women we think will go far, and even an early Bachelorette prediction! We also discuss the latest episodes from Love Island All Stars, including our thoughts on all the latest couplings, frustrating racial dynamics on L...

We finish up our first impressions of Bachelor Grant’s women in anticipation of the season premiere of The Bachelor on Monday! We also discuss the start of the new season of Love Island All Stars and our initial thoughts on all the couples – who will go the distance? And why do any of these women find Ronnie attractive?!! Finally, we discuss the latest episode of The Traitors, including whether Bo...

This week, we walk through the first half of the women on Bachelor Grant’s cast! We talk through their likes, dislikes, and an oddly large number of mentions of the Jonas Brothers and interest in shopping. We also talk through the first few episodes of the current season of The Traitors, including our first impressions of all the players, who we love, who we love to hate, and who we’re watching cl...

We’re starting off the New Year with our final recaps of Love Island AU Season 6 and The Ultimatum Season 3, which both ended at the close of 2024. On Love Island AU, we talk about where all the couples ended up and where they are now (spoiler: almost no one made it even a day outside of the villa), and what contestants are saying about each other and what really went on in the villa now that the...

We’re knee deep in this season of The Ultimatum and it’s time to unpack our thoughts! We talk through all the drama this season with the couples, including the shocking exit of two entire couples, Scotty’s overall bad behavior, JR’s simple needs in a relationship and who can give it to him, Sandy’s best option for a partner, Nick’s terrible art, and Caleb and Aria’s beautiful trial marriage. We gi...

This week, we’re talking about all the drama on Love Island AU, including Hannah’s bizarre return (complete with a speech written by ChatGPT), our ongoing hatred of Taylor and just about everything he does, the drama between the girls, our new bombshells, and all the tidbits we can’t wait to get revealed during movie night! We also check in on Xanthe and Taylor sightings outside of the Villa, and...

The Love Island Australia continues, and this time, we take a trip to the all new Hotel Amore! We talk through all the new couples, the ones we love, the people we hate (ahem, Taylor), and what we think will happen next in the villa.    Subscribe, rate, and review wherever you get your podcasts!   Follow us on Instagram: @canistealyouforaminutepod Follow us on TikTok: @canistealyouforaminute Suppo...

It’s almost Thanksgiving and this week, we are thankful for the delightful vibes on Love Island AU. We talk about all the current couples, the brewing love triangles (and squares), the unbelievably horrible men, the women who are too good for them, and our predictions for how things will transpire in the coming episodes. We also talk about some other pop culture chatter, including the new HBO docu...

This week, we are joined by returning guest Zara Hanawalt to dissect Joan’s Golden Bachelorette Finale, including her choices, the episode’s memorable moments, and how we feel about her and Chalk. We also discuss wider conversations in Bachelor Nation, including what people did (or didn’t) have to say post-election. Then, we dig into the new season of Love Island AU! We discuss our favorite contes...

After a couple weeks off and a very upsetting election, we’re back with all of our unfiltered thoughts about the state of our country, why Joan’s men made us a little better, and why we pretty much never want to see the cast of Love is Blind S7 ever again.    Subscribe, rate, and review wherever you get your podcasts!   Follow us on Instagram: @canistealyouforaminutepod Follow us on TikTok: @canis...

Though this wasn’t the most riveting week of reality dating tv, we’re here to recap Joan’s hometown dates and the finale of Love is Blind DC. We discuss all of Joan’s hometown dates, including tangents about veneers and keratin hair treatments, because there’s almost nothing else to talk about?  We also discuss the incredibly cringey Love is Blind finale, including the real backstory with Tyler an...

This week, we catch up on the latest episode of the Golden Bachelorette, which has basically cemented Mark’s position as the next Golden Bachelor? While we’re sad to see him leave, we hope he’ll be back for more in future seasons of the show. We also discuss Chock’s undeniable connection with Joan, our surprise at the men who get sent home this week, and those who make it through to hometowns.   T...

It’s a sad day on the pod, as we say goodbye to two Bachelor Nation greats this episode: Gary and Charles L. And while we love them and so many men on this cast, we also have to talk about the recent scandal surrounding Guy and the protective order brought against him by his ex-wife. We also offer our thoughts on Jordan, Mark’s close-talking habit, and who we think is poised to win it all.   Then,...

It’s official: this season of Love Is Blind should be called “The season of the The Ick.” In this episode, we dive deep into episodes 3 through 6 as the couples finally exit the pods and head to the retreats in Mexico. First, we break down what was (and wasn’t) discussed in the pods and the obsession with physical appearance that some couples can’t seem to shake. We reveal some shocking new detail...

In this week’s episode, we break down the latest drama from Joan’s Golden Bachelorette season, starting with questioning whether kickball is secretly worse than baseball for elderly men. Then, we dive into Joan’s heartfelt speech to the men and what was really behind it, plus Wayne Newton’s unexpected/shocking cameo. Of course, Charles L remains our all-time favorite, while we’re on edge waiting f...

We’re full steam ahead with Joan’s season of The Golden Bachelorette, and loving every minute of it. First up, we celebrate Charles L, who continues to prove why he’s an icon of the season. Then we dive into the action: Mark is quietly turning up the heat, while Dan delivers a strong performance that’s hard to ignore. We also ask the question on everyone’s mind — why is Gil still here? And take so...

**Warning: This episode discusses topics related to homophobia, stalking, and abuse.**   Welcome Joan, our new Golden Bachelorette! In today’s episode, we talk about Joan’s endearing season premiere and why we can’t stop crying. We talk about our favorite heartwarming moments, our first impressions of Joan, the men we’re obsessed with, and the ones we aren’t sure about yet. We offer our early pred...

Freelance journalist Zara Hanawalt joins us to talk about Bachelor Nation’s ongoing and continuing issues with diversity, including how they (mis)treat their POC leads, our responsibility as viewers, and the current cultural conversation around race in America more generally.    Check out these pieces by Zara Hanawalt:   https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/tv/a35843481/bachelor-people-of-co...

Just over a week after Jenn’s dramatic Bachelorette finale, lots of drama has ensued in Bachelor Nation and we are here to discuss it all. First we discuss Devin’s disgusting “my side of the story” video, which revealed a ton of unnecessary and intimate details about Jenn and their relationship. We also chat about Maria’s video message addressing her thoughts on the end of the season. We also disc...