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Movie night has arrived on Love Island USA and the drama is REAL. We discuss everything from the Casa recoupling to the first half of movie night, including which men we hate the most (because we hate pretty much all of them), the most iconic moments from the women, who we think might make it out of the villa, and who we want to win it all.   Over on Love Island UK, the vibes continue to be amazin...

The journey continues on both Love Island USA and UK! In the USA, we discuss the Casa Amor drama, the disgusting men in Casa, the delusional women in the villa, and why this season is making us nervous for the future of humankind. Meanwhile, we’re fully Team Jarenzo on the UK, and still holding out hope that these two might find their way back to each other! Plus, the women whose motives we’re que...

We’re all caught up on Love Island USA and talk through all the latest happenings in the villa, including a big cast dumping, new love triangles, fuckboy behavior, and why this villa needs a major shakeup.    Meanwhile, Love Island UK is giving us everything the USA villa is missing, including couple swapping, real flirting, will-they?/won’t they? Dynamics, and real love connections. Take us acros...

Summer is here! And we’re up to our ears in TWO new Love Island seasons in the USA and UK. We start by discussing the first week in the USA Villa, including all the new cast members and couples plus the excessive amount of kissing alongside little to no real love connections. Then we move over to the UK, which has managed to cast a group of actually reasonable people taking their relationships at...

It’s time to drop into Temptation Island, where everyone should clearly just break up and we talk about why.   We also touch on the end of Bachelor Mansion Takeover, more Summer House drama, other swirlings around Bachelor Nation, and more!   Subscribe, rate, and review wherever you get your podcasts!   Follow us on Instagram: @canistealyouforaminutepod Follow us on TikTok: @canistealyouforaminute...

We’re finishing up our recap of this season of Love Overboard! We discuss all the final couples, including where they are now.   We also touch on the latest in Scamanda, and Mary reflects on her experience during maternity leave.   Subscribe, rate, and review wherever you get your podcasts!   Follow us on Instagram: @canistealyouforaminutepod Follow us on TikTok: @canistealyouforaminute   Support...

Hey Perverts! We’re continuing the conversation around our new favorite reality tv dating show: Love Overboard. As the season continues, we are hooked thanks to Gabby’s incredible hosting (and overall personality), a weird (but good?) cast, and David making the worst choices ever.    We also dig into the latest news from the Summer House drama because, c’mon everyone: Carl’s a mess.   Subscribe, r...

We’re taking a detour in the reality tv world and discussing all the latest Amanda/West/Ciara drama from Bravo’s Summer House. We also talk about the first very unserious few episodes of Love Overboard, featuring our girl Gabby Windey at her best and brightest.   We also discuss Alex Taylor’s icky new reality show featuring all the wrong cast members, our rumored next Bachelorette, a surprising ne...

Taylor Frankie Paul is officially out as The Bachelorette, and we’re here to give you all of our unfiltered thoughts about the controversy, including all the rumors we’ve heard about why it happened and what is next for the franchise.   We also discuss the latest episodes of Bachelor Mansion Takeover, and a long overdue recap of the Love is Blind Ohio reunion.   Subscribe, rate, and review whereve...

It’s time to recap Love is Blind: Ohio and get ready, because we have big opinions on everyone and everything! We talk through each couple’s journey this season, including the highs, the lows, and all the cringe. Mary also spills some tea about current couple statuses, and what we might expect at the upcoming reunion.   We also talk about the delightful premiere of HGTV’s Bachelor Mansion Takeover...

After a short hiatus for travel and life and all the things, we’re back!    We start with some brief thoughts on Love is Blind: Ohio (full season recap coming next week), and then we get into the finale of The Traitors. We chat about Rob’s perfect game, a lackluster reunion, and people we’d love to see on next season.   Then we reflect on the end of Love Island All Stars, including Belle’s bad beh...

We continue the conversation on Traitors and all the best parts of the most recent episode including Rob’s choice of a new Traitor, the banishment we’ve all been hoping for, Traitor on Traitor fighting, the players we’ll be watching until the end, and rumors of an All Star season!   We then talk about the most recent batch of Love Island All Stars episodes, which are FILLED with juicy content. We...

Another week, another batch of great tv! We break down all the exciting happenings on the most recent episode of Traitors, including the dramatic banquet, Rob’s unreal people-reading skills, and the Traitors turning on one another.   We also discuss all the fresh drama on Love Island All Stars, which is truly serving in this latest batch of episodes! We talk through all the couple drama, including...

This week, we’re breaking down one of the most fun episodes of The Traitors we’ve ever seen, including incredible moments between Traitors, backstabbing at the roundtable, and a super fun challenge. We also get into Love Island All Stars as the season gets more deep, including what we think of the strongest couples so far, new couples that may be on the horizon, and all the drama surrounding Whitn...

We’re back for more Traitors-talk, including our thoughts on the Rappaport/Colton showdown, America’s newest sweetheart Rob R, and some predictions for where the season might be headed.   We also dive into the newest season of Love Island All Stars, which is finally streaming in the US on Peacock! While things are still “early days” and we’re waiting for things to really heat up, we’re happy to re...

The only good thing about January is the gift of a new season of THE TRAITORS!!! We break down our thoughts on the first three episodes, including the things we love, the people we hate, and all the things we didn’t expect.    Additionally, Mary gives an update on Baby Eden! And we chat about the status of Love Island All Stars after the fires in South Africa, recent power outages, our thoughts on...

Happy 2026! And CONGRATS to Mary and mommy’s little meatball, Eden! Mary gives us the update on becoming a new mom. Then, we discuss the lackluster conclusion of Love Island Australia Season 7, our general thoughts on reality dating shows in 2025, and predictions for what we might see in the coming year. We also preview the upcoming season of Love Island All Stars and Traitors.   Subscribe, rate,...

We’re back after a little break and…. Mary is STILL pregnant! We get the update on Mary’s journey to becoming a mom (so soon now!), and Indra recounts the bizarre and surreal events of her Thanksgiving break. And then, we talk about the past few weeks of Love Island Australia! We drop in on all the biggest moments, including shocking dumpings, ruthless Hotel Amor happenings, a delicious movie nigh...

It’s our 100th episode!!!! And, of course, we forgot to celebrate. But, we did get to talk about the current and very delightful season of Love Island Australia. We discuss some of the big cast dumpings this week, the new bombshells who have or will likely cause a stir, and our favorite couples and personalities this season.   We also talk about the finale of the Golden Bachelor, which was incredi...

We’re into week 2 of Love Island AU, and we’re breaking down all the drama, including Lacey’s extremely annoying behavior, the couples we want to see more of, and how delightful this season is overall. We also talk through the penultimate episode of the Golden Bachelor, which offered us pretty much nothing and just prolongs a season we wish was already over.   We also drop some recent Love Island...

We wrap up this season of Love Is Blind with a recap of the incredibly disappointing reunion, featuring the basketball matchup no one wanted. We discuss who had the best and worst showings, what substances everyone was on, and why Netflix can’t manage to give us a decent reunion ever.   And Love Island Australia is back! We discuss the first four episodes, including grating influencer accents, wom...

The Love is Blind Denver wedding episode has landed, and we break down every cringeworthy moment, a couple standout family member reactions, and what we think might possibly be the best part of the season. We also discuss the off-camera tea that has emerged about the cast, including who may be announcing their baby at the reunion.   We also discuss Mel’s hometown episode, his likely final pick, wh...

As we approach the final weddings on Love Is Blind Denver, we unpack all the drama from the most recent two episodes, including two breakups, a lot of toxic behavior, and predictions about where we’ll be by the time the reunion airs. We also discuss the complete dismissal of half of Mel’s women on The Golden Bachelor and why we’re hoping this season will end next week.   Subscribe, rate, and revie...

The horrors in Denver continue on Love Is Blind, and we break down our thoughts on all the couples as they make their way out of the pods and into their cohabitating lives. Who will make it? Who should end it now? And everything in between. We also talk about the Golden Bachelor, and Gerry Turner’s newest project.    Subscribe, rate, and review wherever you get your podcasts!   Follow us on Instag...

Is this the worst cast ever on reality dating tv? Quite possibly. Are we love the show anyway? Definitely. Love Is Blind Denver is here and we’re giving all of our unfiltered thoughts on this toxic bunch from the Mile High City. We also talk about the underwhelming finale of Love Island Games, and do the shortest recap ever of the latest episode of The Golden Bachelor (because it’s horrible).   Su...