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With no indication of when The Drowned fleet might make landfall our heroes scramble to prepare. Jonnit tries to get Adriane to use her influence to clear the square, Gable considers what it might take to commandeer Il Sangue Dio, and Travis makes a promise he intends to keep.   CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Emotional conversations, Gable jokes about jumping off the ship, challenging faith Download "It...

After a quick scouting mission, our heroes return in time to get presents! Also, the cast of our show learns that the upcoming battle has real stakes determined by popularity, plot relevance, and how much James likes doing the voice. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Mention of JO Jerry, mention of Ryan Lochte's fake mugging Dear Uhuru: In-universe fanfiction about in-universe real people, psychosexual mind...

The Uhuru Crew wraps up their vote on whether they plan to battle the forces of The Mariner on Nordia's behalf or evacuate as many people as they can before drowned sailors overrun the town. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Refugee story, Travis undermines democracy, description of cancer-like lifeform,  Dear Uhuru: We have all of the horniest characters on the ship plan a holiday as part of our episode 69...

Due to technical difficulties, this episode was recorded twice. The same events roleplayed twice. Travis seeks out Jonnit and Gable to tell them about his encounter with Orimar. The Uhuru crew votes on how to handle the inevitability of an attack on Nordia by The Mariner. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Bathroom jokes, nudity Dear Uhuru: What if ee just skipped it? Vote for Asians Represent! Find And Dona...

Jonnit, Travis, and Gable consider their options for fending off the forces of The Mariner after considering the desires of The Wasp and Nodoze. Their planning is somewhat disrupted by an important announcement made by one of their close friends. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Descriptions of violence, preparing for a serious crisis, a reckoning Dear Uhuru: Some very specific (and terrible) 90's nostalgi...

Back on the Uhuru Gable takes a moment to walk Margaret off the ship and the two discuss Travis' decision and Gable's problem. Hornet "The Wasp" Beeman approaches Jonnit and Travis trying to convince them of her plan to escape The Mariner, while Nodoze pushes for his own plan to have the crew face The Mariner. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Contemplating death, fraught friendship, kissing Dear Uhuru: Car...

Gable learns about the terrible secret at the heart of Il Sangue Dio and it has big implications for them. It's a little fucked up. Jonnit, Travis, and Margaret sneak aboard the Slain Church ship using one of her spells. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Implied torture, flayed skin, dismemberment, kissing Dear Uhuru: Internet bullshit, poorly remembered physics, vore Find And Donate to a Local Bail Fund...

Jonnit wakes up to find Adrianne has been caring for him and jumped to some pretty wild conclusions. Galbe has to focus the totality of their mental powers into outwitting Wario. While Travis resolves his final heartbreak with Margaret before moving on to make a promise. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Manipulating faith, grief, implied parental trauma Dear Uhuru: HONK };0) Find And Donate to a Local Bail...

Travis comes to terms with a heartbreak he has been avoiding with the help of some gentle bullying from Margaret. Gable finds themselves in the brig aboard Il Sangue Dio and if that weren't bad enough one of the Uhuru orphans decides to follow them aboard. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Grief, trauma, heavy emotional content, emotional intervention, economic violence, orphan emotions, loss of family,...

Jonnit is in the sea cave watching Adriane's service when the rain starts to flood lower Nordia. Panic sets in and many of the worshipers in the Slain Church's evening ceremony are elderly. It is up to Jonnit and Adriane to help people cross the bridge and reach Upper Nordia, before the floodwaters claim the entire congregation. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Religious imagery, basically a sermon, fla...

Jonnit takes Adrian up on her invitation to attend service at the Church of the Slain God. Gable goes to meet the Church official who sent the crew a note after their confrontation on the doc. Travis continues his worst nightmare: vocalizing authentic feelings. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Scary religious rhetoric, cynical church official, deep emotional revelation, drowning imagery Dear Uhuru: Good fo...

Everyone on the crew is worried about Jonnit so he has to choose if he is going to tell them the truth about his visions. Travis leaves to help Margret gather more components for her spell and he must confess a love and make a promise. Meanwhile Gable prepares to meet some absolute bastards and Jonnit remembers he has church. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Intoxication, vertigo, older people not takin...

Travis and Gable prepare for their least favorite activity of all: talking to each other. Jonnit meets a new friend on the way to the Uhuru, then finds a new enemy once he is aboard the ship. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Blood letting, drinking, vertigo, gore Dear Uhuru: This one is also good for kids! Back Skyjacks: Courier's Call on Kickstarter! Help OSN performers During the COVID Crisis Pre-Order T...

Jonnit and Gable go shopping to try to take their minds off the ill omens that seem to be swirling around the port– they find mixed success. Meanwhile, Margert confronts Travis with a difficult choice and the two of them lean some starling things about local cuisine. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: A general air of doom kinda hanging over everyone Dear Uhuru: Spooky Mariner information Back Skyjacks: Cour...

Our cool pirate heroes are forced to spend almost an entire session trying to get a tarp. In their defense, it's a pretty big tarp.  James brings System Mastery Expounded Universe bits into Skyjacks. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Extremely disinterested religious figure Dear Uhuru: None, this one's good for kids! Back Skyjacks: Courier's Call on Kickstarter! Help OSN performers During the COVID Crisi...

Travis enjoys his first night in almost 200 years. Gable and Joinnit also enjoy the spoils of becoming local heroes. However, the celebration can only last so long. Scmallic is still caked on the hull of The Uhuru and the weather is starting to turn. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Implied underage drinking, descriptions of characters vomiting (no vomit sound effects), Spit mentions fetishes Dear Uhuru: P...

Gable and Jonnit deal with the startling revelation of a mariner's mark starting to form in Jonnit's palm. Unfortunately, this leads them to discover an even more pressing danger. Meanwhile, Travis discovers exactly what when wrong when Gable tried to heal him. Margaret lets him know that she might be able to help with all of his problems... if he is willing to accept her help. CONTENT NOTE Main S...

We flashback to the Uhuru landing in Nordia to reveal more about how the crew was able to land safely. It involves solving a mystery and meeting several new members of the crew. They learn an important lesson and I'm pretty sure alot of this will stick around and have very long-lasting implications. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: More poop jokes than we honestly should have made, JO Jerry, jokes about "M...

Gable and Jonnit learn the grim truth about Boginalia. Jonnit also discovers some other extremely uncomfortable truths that are much more personal. Travis and Margaret get to know one another better through the power of a spell. Travis struggles with the very simple instruction to tell the truth. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Drinking, sexual innuendo Dear Uhuru: Cold indifference to human suffering...

The crew begins to explore Nordia, but they know something feels wrong. Gable's attempt at healing Travis has done something unpredictable which caused unease within the party. In attempting to distance himself, Travis discovers something he could have never prepared for. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Health anxiety, description of corpse Dear Uhuru: The wildest musical crime ever committed to the digit...

Battered but aloft, the Uhuru takes port in a new town. But before disembarking, our crew comes to face with the consequences of their actions. CONTENT WARNING Cold Open: Extensive pee-chat Main Show: J*rk *ff J*rry, descriptions of severe wounds, descriptions of severe burns Buy James' new book which is out now! Give it a review! Join Our Mailing List Buy A Different Bird Shirt Learn more about y...

The Uhuru is listing and plummeting to the forsaken sea beneath. There are but minutes to avert their grisly fate, and our Skyjacks will need every one of them. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Body maiming Dear Uhuru: "The Bird Pervert" :( Buy James' new book which is out now! Give it a review! Join Our Mailing List Buy A Different Bird Shirt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A simple oversight by the Skyjacks (in the Captain's name) leads to a series of consequences, conflicts, and threats. ALSO IN THIS EP: An update on the 10,000 piece puzzle. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: J*rk *ff J*rry, skyship peril Dear Uhuru: The return of an unwelcome guest, light kink discussion, innuendo Buy James' new book which is out now! Give it a review! Join Our Mailing List Buy A Different B...

We check in with the rest of the crew while the main cast continues to work on their ludicrous 10,000 piece puzzle and discusses secrets you just aren't allowed to know yet. Then inexplicably we start the new arc in the second half of the show. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Just alot of masturbation jokes, implied traumatic event, drug use Dear Uhuru: James can't do any kind of Australian accent without...

Travis and Gable play cards, go to jail, and insist on separate checks. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Description of harsh prison camp, horrible french and English accents Dear Uhuru: Puppets Buy James' new book which is out now! Give it a review! Join Our Mailing List Buy A Different Bird Shirt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices