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Pulling away from Nordia victorious, the crew of The Uhuru is alerted by the ringing of the heart bell. The Captain is calling for a Grandfire – a tradition from his homeland that calls for the exchange of stories around a massive fire. Different members of the crew are called before the fire to tell stories prompted by stones drawn from the coals. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Detailed description o...

The crew of the Uhuru say their final farewells in Nordia. Gable has to work out the best course of action with Il Sangue Dio deciding whether another ship is worth the trouble of drawing the ire of The Church. Jonnit tries to talk Adrienne down from preaching the gospel of The Slain God's newest prophet. Travis doesn't really do anything but we've probably had enough out of him for one arc. CONTE...

After banishing the Mariner from Nrodia the Uhuru pirates work to pick up the pieces. Travis and Margaret dance around where they might be now. Gable struggles not to lose themself in who they were. Jonnit tries to reign in the gifts and adoration this town has for a young man who must be a prophet and seer. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Gable has something akin to a dissociative episode, religious zeal...

The crew gathers for an epic stand against The Mariner himself. Jonnit and Orimar try to keep him pinned while Gable and Travis work desperately to draw his attention. Can any ship– even the greatest corsair vessel ever to touch the sky– stand against the wrath of the sea? It all comes down to a single bottle of bog wine. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Violence, drowning imagery, body horror, cannon fire...

Gable and Travis are wrapped in 200 years worth of complicated tension and realize if they want to help Jonnit they will need to find a way to resolve it. Jonnit faces down The Mariner. Everyone who rushes to his defense is driven back by the hateful power of the sea. He must face a bitter truth: there is no one alive who can help him. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Intimacy, violence, drowning imager...

Travis does that totally reasonable thing and takes some time to yell at Gable in the middle of a battle with The Mariner. Meanwhile, Jonnit and Margaret face off against La Llorona together only to discover that she isn't alone. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Violence, old fashioned nightmare imagery, player vs player, more hand damage, very serious emotions, body horror Dear Uhuru: Travis badly misc...

Jonnit meets up with Margret but still being under the effects of The Underswell they will need more than a bit of luck to get to safety. Out in the bay waves crash to pull the rest of The Mariner's fleet into Nordia's shores and the Uhuru Death Chart claims its first victim. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Violence, character death, James technically pronounced La Llorona correctly but its still embarras...

Margaret desperately defends herself from a group of drowned sailors while trying to make her way to safety. La Llorona the Drowned calls forth The Underswell to make Jonnit more easy prey. Then it basically becomes the Ryan Lochte show for a while because the dice actually hate James. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Violence, James is still a few episodes away from learning how to properly say "La Lloron...

Toku faces down the water knives of La Llorina to defend fleeing civilians. We check in with the pirates who have taken Il Sangue Dio and the crew members riding griffins above the battlefield. Travis fights some boys. Gable struggles to reduce the number of drowned sailors getting to Upper Nordia and attracts some unwanted attention. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Violence, James is still a few episodes...

Gable leads a contingent of Uhuru Pirates to hold back the procession of drowned sailors moving up the staircase towards the civilians in Upper Nordia. Travis and Marget reach safety up on the walls... for like five seconds before Travis screws it up. Jonnit faces off against La Llorona and feels the terror of a herald of the Mariner. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Violence, people being controlled, Jame...

Tavis and Margaret brave the raging current to try and cross the bridge to Upper Nordia as the Drowned Fleet makes landfall behind them. Ryan Lochte foolishly convinces a cohort of Uhuru scouts to draw away numbers from the Drowned Sailors. Jonnit shows the forces of The Mariner that he has a power that no mortal being should: he can command the water. The initial assault is lead by one of The Mar...

After restoring his hand, Travis has one more choice to make. Gable, Jonnit, The Uhuru Crew, and the whole of Nordia brace for The Mariner's arrival. The seas boil and the dark of the storm is set alight by cannon fire and Ghostlight. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Description of pain from a wound healing, Cannon Fire, old people having heart attacks Dear Uhuru: Teen interest magazines, toxic photosho...

Gable takes a veritable who's who of fan-favorite characters to try and capture Il Sangue Dio because Liz Anderson plays chicken with Fate. Jonnit helps the people of Adriane's congregation create barricades between Upper and Lower Nordia. Travis processes the fact that other people are also capable of lying. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Emotional conversations Dear Uhuru: People not taking fears serio...

With no indication of when The Drowned fleet might make landfall our heroes scramble to prepare. Jonnit tries to get Adriane to use her influence to clear the square, Gable considers what it might take to commandeer Il Sangue Dio, and Travis makes a promise he intends to keep.   CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Emotional conversations, Gable jokes about jumping off the ship, challenging faith Download "It...

After a quick scouting mission, our heroes return in time to get presents! Also, the cast of our show learns that the upcoming battle has real stakes determined by popularity, plot relevance, and how much James likes doing the voice. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Mention of JO Jerry, mention of Ryan Lochte's fake mugging Dear Uhuru: In-universe fanfiction about in-universe real people, psychosexual mind...

The Uhuru Crew wraps up their vote on whether they plan to battle the forces of The Mariner on Nordia's behalf or evacuate as many people as they can before drowned sailors overrun the town. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Refugee story, Travis undermines democracy, description of cancer-like lifeform,  Dear Uhuru: We have all of the horniest characters on the ship plan a holiday as part of our episode 69...

Due to technical difficulties, this episode was recorded twice. The same events roleplayed twice. Travis seeks out Jonnit and Gable to tell them about his encounter with Orimar. The Uhuru crew votes on how to handle the inevitability of an attack on Nordia by The Mariner. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Bathroom jokes, nudity Dear Uhuru: What if ee just skipped it? Vote for Asians Represent! Find And Dona...

Jonnit, Travis, and Gable consider their options for fending off the forces of The Mariner after considering the desires of The Wasp and Nodoze. Their planning is somewhat disrupted by an important announcement made by one of their close friends. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Descriptions of violence, preparing for a serious crisis, a reckoning Dear Uhuru: Some very specific (and terrible) 90's nostalgi...

Back on the Uhuru Gable takes a moment to walk Margaret off the ship and the two discuss Travis' decision and Gable's problem. Hornet "The Wasp" Beeman approaches Jonnit and Travis trying to convince them of her plan to escape The Mariner, while Nodoze pushes for his own plan to have the crew face The Mariner. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Contemplating death, fraught friendship, kissing Dear Uhuru: Car...

Gable learns about the terrible secret at the heart of Il Sangue Dio and it has big implications for them. It's a little fucked up. Jonnit, Travis, and Margaret sneak aboard the Slain Church ship using one of her spells. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Implied torture, flayed skin, dismemberment, kissing Dear Uhuru: Internet bullshit, poorly remembered physics, vore Find And Donate to a Local Bail Fund...

Jonnit wakes up to find Adrianne has been caring for him and jumped to some pretty wild conclusions. Galbe has to focus the totality of their mental powers into outwitting Wario. While Travis resolves his final heartbreak with Margaret before moving on to make a promise. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Manipulating faith, grief, implied parental trauma Dear Uhuru: HONK };0) Find And Donate to a Local Bail...

Travis comes to terms with a heartbreak he has been avoiding with the help of some gentle bullying from Margaret. Gable finds themselves in the brig aboard Il Sangue Dio and if that weren't bad enough one of the Uhuru orphans decides to follow them aboard. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Grief, trauma, heavy emotional content, emotional intervention, economic violence, orphan emotions, loss of family,...

Jonnit is in the sea cave watching Adriane's service when the rain starts to flood lower Nordia. Panic sets in and many of the worshipers in the Slain Church's evening ceremony are elderly. It is up to Jonnit and Adriane to help people cross the bridge and reach Upper Nordia, before the floodwaters claim the entire congregation. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Religious imagery, basically a sermon, fla...

Jonnit takes Adrian up on her invitation to attend service at the Church of the Slain God. Gable goes to meet the Church official who sent the crew a note after their confrontation on the doc. Travis continues his worst nightmare: vocalizing authentic feelings. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Scary religious rhetoric, cynical church official, deep emotional revelation, drowning imagery Dear Uhuru: Good fo...

Everyone on the crew is worried about Jonnit so he has to choose if he is going to tell them the truth about his visions. Travis leaves to help Margret gather more components for her spell and he must confess a love and make a promise. Meanwhile Gable prepares to meet some absolute bastards and Jonnit remembers he has church. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Intoxication, vertigo, older people not takin...