Campaign On Dice

The Jazz Mind faces his strongest foe yet as our listeners decided he should punch a rock monster with his normal human hands instead of running away. It's a pretty one-sided fight to the death, so don't blame us for stretching this episode out a bit. May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy...

Last episode Jazz Mind saw off some radioactive dogs with his Jazz Mind powers, and if you were hoping animal cruelty wasn't going to rear its ugly head this episode you are about to be disappointed. Don't blame us, blame Steve for writing it. And for writing several other questionable things which have since been edited to be more acceptable for a 21st century audience. May our stamina never fail...

We return to Titan city for another attempt to defeat the forces of F.E.A.R., or at least keep our appointment with it this time, as Martyn steps into the sparkly boots of a new hero with the power of "Magic Move Mind." May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwago...

Join us for our first Campaign On Dice Livestream, as Mark is thrown into a world he doesn't understand or care about, and Martyn provides little support as an under-prepared and overwhelmed Dungeon Master. It's time to ruin Dungeons & Dragons for everyone as we search for The Lost Mine of Phandelver. Eventually. Probably. Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy or Wizards of the...

Criminals, by nature, are a cowardly and superstitious lot. To instill fear into their hearts, the Silver Crusader went to his local swimming pool for a bit of relaxing down time. This is pretty much how Mark would behave as a superhero, only with more biscuit-eating involved. May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku...

With great power there must also come great responsibility. But with rubbish powers you might as well go to an amusement park, right? May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

Look, up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Yes, it's probably those things. Mark becomes an embarrassingly low tier superhero this week, bravely facing the evils of office work before creating as much street crime as he tackles. May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: faceb...

Our holidaymaking takes us to Palm Island this week, and Martyn is keen to use his magic bird stick to prove he's the best pirate. This book is stupid. May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

The holiday cruise on the Seas of Blood continues as the crew of the Banshee head to Roc, which can't possibly be named after a giant murderous mythical bird that will want to peck everyone to death. Still, at least there are plenty of crew members to help fight off any... oh. May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku...

We're a jolly good ship with a jolly good crew, Away for Trysta! We can stick to the coast though we're lost if we do, And we're bound for the Seas of Blood! May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

We've only got a limited amount of time, so it's vital that every single thing we do in this book advances the plot. With that in mind, Martyn goes gambling. May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

We're starting a new book and a pirate adventure on the Seas Of Blood! So come with me, to the rolling sea, While the weather's calm and still. And we'll have some fun and laughter Watching all of the crew get killed. May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonw...

It's all come down to this - the final confrontation with "Blaster" Babbet. And we only have two questions; one, who are we? And two, what are we doing here? May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

Mark takes a break from space-crime solving to take part in space Total Wipeout, fighting cubes and spheres and three-eyed potato men, with and without gravity depending on whether Andrew Chapman remembers it exists or not. May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/when...

After solving the world's hardest riddle from last week, we're back on the trail of space drugs and a horrible woman. And by the end of this episode we will have vanquished one of them completely. May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSI...

The space vice squad are the best space policemen. Someone's done a space murder? No time for that, we're on the trail of some space drugs. Are the space drugs in that space building? Why not drive a space vehicle through the walls to find out? This is the best book I have ever read. May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs -...

This may be the most exciting episode we've ever recorded, as we try to arrange a meeting with a man called Clive. There's also a sloop and a man in a tree, but the biggest casualty is the English language, which is mercilessly slaughtered and expires. May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhims...

It's time for a new adventure, as Mark goes undercover as a space cop in the space narcotics division. Just say no to space drugs, space kids. In space! May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

If you've felt yourself getting bored during the pandemic lockdown, take comfort from the fact that we have spent at least five hours between us exploring the Temple of Terror. Egyptian Skeletors and 90s panel show "comedians" stand between us and our goal. But does Nigel Havers have what we need in his sack...? May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy....

No pearl, no handbell, no shame. There are bone flutes and golden showers though, as we continue to explore this temple of so-called terror, which frankly seems more and more like a seedy little sex dungeon every week. May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagon...

Walking around art-filled corridors with a load of keys; this book should have been called Museum Caretaker. Of Terror. May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

It's corridors corridors corridors this week, as we travel from corridor to corridor, experiencing all the fun of navigating through corridors. It's not all corridors though, because... oh wait, yes it is. It's all corridors. Sorry. "Sorridor." May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBO...

We may or may not be in a temple, it's impossible to say. We could ask for directions, but the only people to ask are Rat Men and Catweazles. May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

In the desert you can't remember your name 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain... ...apart from giant sandworms and scorpions that finished Mark off in our previous attempt. Will Martyn fair any better? And is the last entry in this book "404 - Temple Not Found"? May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku...

It's Martyn's turn to go looking for a temple in the book that should have been called "Boat-Trip-Desert-Holiday of Terror." It's less catchy, but would have resulted in fewer angry and unsatisfied readers. May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebi...