Camp Classics

“What the box wants, the box gets” In honour of the new Superman hitting the screens, Crystal and Baby review 1984’s Supergirl.  As always, let us know your thoughts on our score, and what movie you want us to cover next!

Hold on to your vaginas! Crystal and Baby discuss box office bomb M3GAN 2.0. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast for a bonus episode every month and you get the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions!

“That f*g put nipples on the batsuit!” Strap yourself in, Crystal and Baby are talking gay propaganda piece Batman and Robin. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast for a bonus episode every month, and you get the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinion...

This episode is evil (and not just high school evil); Crystal, Baby and special Guest Chal Ravens discuss 2009's Jennifer's Body. Do you agree with our rating? Let us know in the comments and follow us @campclassicspodcast Join our Patreon at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/c/CampClassicsPodcast⁠ for a bonus episode every month

It’s the MOTHER of all episodes! Hide your wire hangers, because Crystal, Baby and very special guest Peaches Christ are discussing MOMMIE DEAREST. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast for a bonus episode every month. Subscribers get a bonus episode every month, and you get the w...

Try and describe this episode WITHOUT using the word statuesque! Crystal and Baby choose style over substance and discuss 1995's drag roadtrip romp, To Wong Foo! Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast for a bonus episode like this every month. Subscribe to the Gaytreon now to f...

From Robin Tunney's wig, to the number of snakes used in this movie, to the spell's WE would cast, Crystal and Baby Lame dissect and rate 1996's witchy wonder, THE CRAFT. This episode was originally a Gaytreon exclusive, but we've unlocked it so Crystal can get to work on spreading syphilis around Puerto Vallarta. Do you agree with our rating? ⁠Follow us on instagram⁠ at @campclass...

“Her web connects them all” : it’s not just something you hear in the Adonis darkroom, it’s the tagline for Madame Web! Is this one of the greatest masterpieces of modern cinema? Listen now to find out. Do you agree with our rating? ⁠Follow us on instagram⁠ at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. ⁠ Join our Gaytreon ⁠ : subscribers get a bonus episode every month, and you get the warm fuzzy feeli...

"She's evil, she's brilliant!" Crystal and Baby are finally uncrossing their legs for 1992's Basic Instinct. Our first Verhoeven movie! Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on instagram at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon : subscribers get a bonus episode every month, and you get the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinio...

"They live for the pleasure, the passion, the thrill. And they will live forever." Crystal and Sue sink their teeth into 1994's Interview With The Vampire. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast for a bonus episode like this every month.

We liked this Gaytreon episode so much, we decided to unlock it for your listening pleasure! Picture it: 2007. Lindsay Lohan plays a stripper with a robotic hand searching for her OWN killer. If that isn't enough to get you hooked, you're listening to the wrong show. This Gaytreon exclusive is hosted by Crystal and Baby Lame Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassics...

“Nothing shuts someone up like a good, hard slap” Crystal, Baby Lame and extra special guest Darren Stein (director of Jawbreaker) discuss 1976’s Carrie! Do you agree with our rating? Let us know in the comments and follow us @campclassicspodcast Join our Patreon at ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/c/CampClassicsPodcast⁠⁠ for a bonus episode every month

Macrophilia (n) : a fascination with or a sexual fantasy involving giants, most commonly expressed as giant humans, as well as giant objects. Crystal, Baby and special guest Chal Ravens discuss 2024’s over-sized lesbian noir Love Lies Bleeding! Do you agree with our rating? Let us know in the comments and follow us @campclassicspodcast Join our Patreon at ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/c/CampClassicsPo...

"You're a groovy boy, I'd like to strap you on some time" ... Crystal, Baby and Sue Gives A F*ck discuss notorious boob-filled cult classic Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls! Do you agree with our rating? Let us know in the comments and follow us @campclassicspodcast Join our Patreon at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/c/CampClassicsPodcast⁠ for a bonus episode every month

Crystal and Baby are joined by camp cinema icon and expert PEACHES CHRIST to discuss Megan Fox's latest outing, Subservience (don't worry if you haven't seen it!). In this episode we cover fembots, sci-fi tropes and a deep dive into the meaning of "camp".

NOW A WARNING?! Crystal, Baby Lame and special guest Sue Gives A F*ck discuss 1992’s DEATH BECOMES HER! Do you agree with our rating? Let us know in the comments and follow us @campclassicspodcast Join our Patreon at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/c/CampClassicsPodcast⁠ for a bonus episode every month

"You skanky b!tch!" Things get a bit swampy as Crystal, Baby Lame and special guest Chal Ravens discuss 1998's WILD THINGS. Do you agree with our rating? Let us know in the comments and follow us @campclassicspodcast Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/CampClassicsPodcast for a bonus episode every month

Give me a G, give me an A, give me a Y; Crystal and Baby Lame rate and review 1999’s cult classic But I’m A Cheerleader! Do you agree with our rating? Let us know in the comments and follow us @campclassicspodcast Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/CampClassicsPodcast for a bonus episode every month

They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky - it’s Crystal, Baby Lame and Choriza May discussing Addams Family Values! Do you agree with our rating? Let us know in the comments and follow us @campclassicspodcast Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/CampClassicsPodcast for a bonus episode every month

From toxic beauty cream to CGI body doubles to sexy catnip; Crystal, Baby Lame and Sue Gives A F*ck rate and review the stinking litter box that is Halle Berry's Catwoman. "Guess what. It's Overtime". Do you agree with our rating? Let us know your Meryl's and Liza's in the comments!

Camp classics launches on Thursday, October 17 2024.