Camp Classics

"Like American Pie with a body count!" You know the trope, only virgins survive a slasher. Well in CHERRY FALLS, it's the virgins who are getting slashed! This movie is considered a hidden gem of the nineties slasher revival, but how does it hold up REALLY? And why is it the most expensive TV movie ever made? To round out spooky season, take a dip into the waters of CHERRY FALLS with...

Are you ready to meet a younger, more perfect, more beautiful version of Camp Classics? CONTROL YOURSELF as we inject ourselves with 2024’s THE SUBSTANCE. Crystal and Baby discuss the references, the campery, the legacy, the THEMES, and Baby reveals why their safe space is the toilet. Camp Classics is a bi-weekly video podcast celebrating and dissecting queer and queer-loved cinema. Hosted by drag...

Carol Anne? Kayhllllane?! CAROL. ANNE. It’s officially spooky season, and we’re headed to the big city for 1988's Poltergeist III! We discuss the Poltergeist film curse, how many times the name Carol Anne can be said in a film (121) , the choice to name a character “Tangina”, and wonder why the ghost world is quite so cummy. Camp Classics is a bi-weekly video podcast celebrating and dissecting...

“This time, Mister Bond, the pleasure will be all mine!” We’re getting shaken, NOT stirred, as we infiltrate 1995’s Bond revival, GOLDENEYE. Can Bond be celebrated as camp, or is the legacy too toxic? Is Bond secretly gay? Is Xenia Onatopp the greatest character ever to appear on screen? Crystal and Baby dive in. We hope you love a good squeeze! Camp Classics is a bi-weekly podcast celebrating and...

“Are those … pussywillows?”  It’s Camp Classics first John Waters’ film! That’s right, Crystal and Baby are covering 1994’s Serial Mom, starring Kathleen Turner.  Gaytreon members get an extended version of this episode - you can join for free at Patreon.com/campclassicspodcast , plus join a paid tier for monthly bonus episodes! #campclassics #johnwaters #serialmom #kathleenturner #queercinema

There's one thing we can all agree on, MICHAEL PATRICK KING MUST BE STOPPED. In this UNLOCKED Gaytreon exclusive episode, Baby and Crystal dive in to Sex and the City, the Movie the Sequel! Strap into your magic carpet, it’s going to be a bumpy (racist) ride, and not even Kim Cattrall can save it! Gaytreon members get a bonus episode every month, plus access to the big long girthy uncut versio...

“It’s very difficult to keep the line between the past and the present. Awfully difficult” Step into the dilapidated glamour of Grey Gardens with Crystal and Sue Gives A F*ck, where we cover both the 1975 documentary that started it all, and the 2009 HBO dramatisation starring Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange. Why is Little Edie such a queer icon? Was she really an undiscovered star? How many raco...

Hiya campers! You wanna hear a scary campfire story? This one’s about a low-budget problematic 80’s slasher! Sleepaway Camp is one of the most offensive films we’ve covered yet, so listener BEWARE! Patreon (GAYTREON) members get an extended (video) cut of this episode. Join us at https://www.patreon.com/c/CampClassicsPodcast #sleepawaycamp #slasher #campclassics #horror #podcast

Where DOES the pollen go? In our most disagreed film yet, Baby and Crystal look at Grease 2, the hornier, weirder, druggier 1982 FLOP! Starring a fresh-faced Michelle Pfeiffer and Max Caulfield, in the role that destroyed his career! Patreon members get an extended (video) cut of this episode. #grease #greasetwo #campclassics #michellepfeiffer

We don’t believe in the glorification of murder, but we DO believe in the empowerment of women! Baby, Crystal and special guest Frazer (Ur Welcome America Podcast) dive into Kill Bill: Volume 1 and try and figure out why gay people can’t stop saying mother! Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/c...

Ring Pirates! Donut Punchers! A dog named Herpes! Priscilla has it all! For Pride month, Baby and Crystal discuss 1994's Australian road trip classic, THE ADVENTURES OF PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT! Two drag queens discussing a drag movie? Groundbreaking. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.c...

Madonna is on trial for murder, and her HOT BODY is the weapon! Sounds like a perfect premise for a Camp Classic! In this episode, Baby and Crystal delve into the 1993 flop BODY OF EVIDENCE, starring Madonna as a Basic Instinct knock-off kinky muderess! Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/c/camp...

Is The Devil Wears Prada a Camp Classic? No no, that wasn’t a question. Another movie in the canon of "there's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you", hear Baby and Crystal’s SUPER FRESH takes just in time for the sequel. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a bonus episode...

Strap on your rollerskates and rack up the drugs, because Baby and Crystal are discussing 54. In this episode we discuss the hetty version (theatrical) and the chaotic bisexual version (director's cut) of this Studio-54-based coming-of-age mess. 54 stars Ryan Phillipe, Salma Hayek, Mike Myers, Neve Campbell and Breckin Myer.

I don't know if we mentioned, but we recently contributed to the British Film Institute's prestigious Flare Festival! NO BIG DEAL. Here is our live recording! This episode features special guests Charlie Craggs, Juno Dawson and Travis Alabanza, and we cover Spice World! The Ring! And Kindergarten Cop! Clips in the live show have been trimmed for the audio version.

Strap in campers! Baby and Crystal discuss the 80s shoulder-padded fantasy of Troop Beverly Hills. Now with video! PLUS a special bonus interview with the one and only LOREEN! Join our Gaytreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  for a bonus episode every month, plus the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions!

Are you a good swan or a bad swan? Welcome to the new genre we're calling "there's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you", as we delve into 2010's BLACK SWAN. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠  for a bonus episode ev...

Agalmatophilia (n.) A paraphilia involving sexual attraction to a statue, doll, mannequin, or other similar figurative object. Also known as 1987’s horny screwball comedy, Mannequin. Will this movie spring to life? Or is it just one big dummy? Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon at  ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspod...

In a Camp Classics first, we're pitting two titans of psychosexual dramas against each other, it's Cruel Intentions vs Dangerous Liaisons! It's Glenn Close vs Sarah Michelle Geller! A sentence which honestly shouldn't ever have to be uttered. This episode guest stars Sue Gives A F*ck. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. | Join o...

Wagon Wheel Watusi! Welcome to the pod - CHER. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. | Join our Gaytreon at ⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast ⁠⁠ for a bonus episode every month, plus the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions!

You're not YOUNG! We say this to help you... Baby and Crystal delve into the high-camp world of Notes On A Scandal. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. | Join our Gaytreon at ⁠ https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast ⁠ for a bonus episode every month, plus the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions!

Lights, camera, and us without a stitch of makeup on! Crystal and Baby discuss the most smartest teen flick ever ... DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. | Join our Gaytreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast for a bonus episode every month, plus the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified o...

Don’t call her BABE! In this unlocked gaytreon exclusive episode, Crystal and Baby Lame take a long, hard look at Pamela Anderson’s 1996 magnum opus BARB WIRE.  Gaytreon subscribers get a bonus episode every month, and you get the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions! What do you think of our rating? Let us know in the comments!

DON’T FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT! In this extra festive episode, Baby and Crystal discuss 1984’s Christmas classic GREMLINS. Do you agree with our rating? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow us on instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join our Gaytreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ : subscribers get a bonus episode every month, and you get the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opini...

FINISH HIM! Baby and Crystal dive into the oiled-up muscle-queen bitch-fest that is 1995’s Mortal Kombat! How many times can we play the opening theme? It’s more than you think. Do you agree with our rating? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow us on instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Join our Gaytreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ : subscribers get a bonus episode every month, and you get the warm fuzzy feelin...