Call Me When You're Healed

Pack your bags (and maybe your marriage license) because this week Nat’s fresh from a family trip to Minnesota, Kita’s back from a Waymo-filled San Francisco vacation, and we’re unpacking everything from driverless cars to drive-thru cravings. We cover Taco Bell on the beach, Chili’s on the Nile River, and a THC-crab-sandwich situation you have to hear to believe. On the relationship side, Nat rev...

This week on Call Me When You’re Healed , NatSheezy and Kita Tequila are taking a trip down memory lane 🌀 back to our childhoods in the 90s and early 2000s. We’re talking dial-up internet, AIM chats, email pranks, Limewire chaos (“I did not have sexual relations with that woman” 😅), and secret gamer girl lives featuring Frogger, GTA, Sims, and Runescape. Oh, and Robot Chicken? Traumatizing. We a...

This week on Call Me When You’re Healed , trust issues are trending. 💅 A girl caught her man cheating by checking her blocked list —yep, he was blocking other girls on her phone . Make it make sense. Then Minnesota Natalie ruins Markita’s river girl fantasy with one terrifying fact: there are snakes in Texas rivers. Floating? Canceled. 🐍 The girls get real about jealousy—rating themselves and br...

On this week’s episode of Call Me When You’re Healed (or call us… we don’t even know anymore), Natalie dreams of convincing her ex he is gay and he just wont admit it. Markita and Natalie say screw the dating rules, and a guy on “Are We Dating the Same Guy?” wants to stay single so he doesn’t cheat—make it make sense. We recap the Love Island drama, defend Amaya, question Ace’s leadership (and hei...

This week, Markita and Natalie are spiraling—but in a cute, self-aware way. First up: if we were strippers, what would our names be? (Spoiler: it’s giving glitter, drama, and mild tax evasion energy.) Then we dive into the Sabrina album cover discourse—is it serving empowered siren or softcore submissive for the male gaze? Next, we ask the important question: could we survive on Love Island ? Prob...

This week, your favorite forgetters are back and fully crashed out. Kita gives a final (and petty) update on her ghosting ex-bestie, Nat didn’t unblock her exes (growth!), and somehow we end up on the most unhinged man-hating rant of the season. Markita and Natalie are back and cutting straight to the mess—starting with Netflix’s Cheat where, spoiler alert, every man had a wandering eye . Is it in...

This week, Kita Tequila and NatSheezy spiral with style—anxiety, shame, and a side of sleep gummies. From wishing people a “sad birthday” to saying no to men just to see what they do! The girls also place a high-stakes bet: will Nat’s exes or Kita’s ex-bestie reach out first? Nat considers unblocking the past (pray for her) and Kita’s tracking her blood pressure because shes at that age lol! The H...

Kita and Nat are back with bar drama, blocked texts still coming through (thanks, MacBook), and men with way too much audacity. They share the words that stuck with them, dive into childhood memories, imagine raising their future daughters, and close it out with The Healing Hotline for our anxious girlies trying to let go with grace. Healing has entered the chat 💅📞 Find all of our Call Me When Y...

We’re back with a fresh episode of Call Me When You’re Healed and kicking things off with a little mystery… is Markita still being ghosted by her bestie, or did the ghost finally rise from the dead? 👻 You’ll have to tune in to get the tea (and yes, we have thoughts). Then we hit pause for a much-needed reintroduction: who we are (hi, it’s NatSheezy and Kita Tequila), where we’re from, why we pack...

We’re back, besties!! 💅✨ Okay guys were back !!!! Season 2, Episode 1 is HERE and yes, we missed you * insert Kim K voice* While we were off the grid (oops), life was life-ing . Markita spills the tea on getting ghosted… by one of her closest friends over her birthday?! Meanwhile, Natalie had a whole boyfriend during our break—did he survive the season hiatus or did he get... canceled? PLUS, we’...

In this episode of Call Me When You’re Healed, Markita and Natalie dive into some juicy life updates, starting with Natalie’s FaceTime date with the mysterious "Mr. Scottsdale" and whether her high expectations might be setting her up for disappointment. They unpack what love bombing looks like, before Markita reveals her tequila-filled weekend, leading them to joke that her nickname "Kita Tequila...

In this wild, hilarious episode of Call Me When You’re Healed, NatSheezy recounts her unforgettable weekend in Scottsdale filled with birthday/bachelorette shenanigans, the infamous “I’m finna bust” hook-up story, and meeting her supposed future husband. Kita Tequila then jumps in with her neighborly weekend misadventures, including a rare tequila-shot refusal and a gorgeous wedding in San Antonio...

She's a Witch! Or is she just manifesting? In this episode of Call Me When You’re Healed, NatSheezy and Kita Tequila are bringing all the magic and main character energy your way! Join them as they dive into the power of manifestations, tackling those annoying mental blocks, and embracing the Law of Assumption to live your best life. Whether you’re a manifestation pro or just getting started,...

In this Call Me When You’re Healed episode, NatSheezy is finally out of her funk, and Kita Tequila might just be in love... with the DJ! The girls dive into cancel culture, spilling all the tea on celebs like JK Rowling, Justin Timberlake, and Britney Spears. Why do all these cancellations have a racist twist? Markita calls out accountability in the fame game, while Natalie drops her signature wis...

In this week's episode of Call Me When You're Healed, NatSheezy and Kita Tequila dive into the world of plastic surgery and the "Instagram Face," breaking down how social media has blurred the lines between natural beauty and a filtered, cyborgian look. From the pressures of looking perfect online to Facetune confessions and comparing ourselves to Insta-perfect faces in Austin, w...

In this episode, the fabulous Kita Tequila and NatSheezy bring their beauty, wit, and humor to a fun game of "How Well Do You Know Your Bestie?" They hilariously banter over quirky questions like whether they'd still be friends if one of them were a worm and share their first impressions of each other. Things get real as they discuss recent feelings of being down and tackle a Girl Ta...

Feeling like a Pick-Me Girl? Ready to be cured? We got you! Join Markita and Natalie for a laugh-out-loud episode where they tackle the Pick-Me Girl phenomenon head-on. They’ll spill the tea on spotting those cringe-worthy traits and how to ditch them for good, so you can get back to being your fabulous self. Expect a hilarious tour through some Pick-Me characters on screen, plus their own cringe-...

In Episode 12 of Call Me When You’re Healed, NatSheezy and Kita Tequila get playful as they dissect how TV and movies mess with our relationship expectations. They start with Parent Trap, where Meredith’s strong traits make her the villain—seriously, why shouldn’t she aim high? Then it’s off to Beauty and the Beast, where Belle’s refusal to eat dinner from her captor reveals some seriously outdate...

Join NatSheezy and Kita Tequila as they dive into dating disasters, big city moves, and a scandalous girl-kissing-someone-else’s-boyfriend saga. Nat hilariously recounts her date with a (surprise to her) non-monogamous guy, while Kita adds colorful commentary. They share their journey of moving to Austin, offering practical tips on city living, building a community, and handling loneliness. The ep...

In this episode of "Call Me When You're Healed," your hilarious hosts Natalie (aka NatSheezy) and Markita (aka Kita Tequila) bring you a heartwarming and hilarious feel-good love story. Markita recounts the infamous tale of how she met her now-husband Trey, featuring a charming meet-cute and the invisible string theory. Hear all about her mom spotting Trey first and the unforgettable...

Join us as we Hauk Tuah our way into your hearts with this episode while we dive into an intriguing anonymous post from The Girl Talk ATX Facebook page, questioning if times have changed regarding dating etiquette and whether it's still proper for a man to pay for drinks on a date. We discuss the evolving dynamics of dating and share our thoughts on this hot topic. Then, we shift our focus to...

Grab your espresso martinis and settle in for another fabulous episode with Markita and Natalie! Drama alert! Ashley from episode one slides back into Kita's DMs—what's her game plan, and does it involve a late apology? The girls serve up sassy advice on ditching toxic friend groups because, let's face it, ain't nobody got time for shady BFFs who don't respect girl code. They dish on why breaking...

Join the charismatic duo Kita Tequila and NatSheezy in Episode 7 as they dissect an anonymous post from The Girl Talk ATX, debating whether it's better to commit exclusively after two months of dating or to enjoy a hot girl summer. They then dive deep into Episode 2 of Sex and the City, exploring themes of beauty standards, pretty privilege, and the allure of idealizing potential partners. Wit...

Join Markita and Natalie as they tackle the perplexing issue of men who can't even prioritize your birthday or spring for a cheap getaway, and why dumping them is the only logical solution—after all, who needs a travel partner that won't even splurge on a bus ticket? Later, Natalie gives her hilarious take on her first foray into Sex and the City, confidently declaring herself the Carrie o...

Join your hilarious and brilliant hosts for a deep dive into the world of dating apps and the impact of social media on relationships. In this episode, they break down the pros and cons of Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge, with a hilarious recounting of how Natalie got banned from Tinder. The discussion then shifts to how social media shapes modern romance: when to soft or hard launch your new partner, t...