Cage's Kiss: The Nicolas Cage Podcast

On a very special episode of Cage’s Kiss we cover his work in A Christmas Cage - er Carol. We discuss the terror of a rodent infestation and how this movie would have been better if it were crossed with Hellraiser.

Check out our latest episode as we discuss the movie that really should have resulted in an Oscar for Christian Bale’s ass: Captain Corelli’s Mandolin. We also discuss the amazing treasure, John Hurt, and Penelope Boobs! Also, we share thoughts on the movie (and a promo) from the one and only Lore Master, Arjun, from Deep Into History. We may or may not have serenaded him. There’s also a promo for...

In this episode of Cage’s Kiss, we ask the hard-hitting questions like “Does Téa Leoni really look like Haley Joel Osment in a wig?” and “Is Seal a creeper? Is his song coming from inside your house?” and “Isn’t Don Cheadle better than this?” Join us for The Family Man.

This week we discuss the pointless remake of the movie “Gone in 60 Seconds,” which features Cage, Robert Duvall, Christopher Eccleston, Giovanni Ribisi, and Skeletor…I mean Angelina Jolie. This week, we pick fights with Jolie and Ridley Scott and pick a magic word of the day.

Join us in this episode as we discuss one of the best Nic Cage movies ever made, Bringing Out the Dead. We also discuss our love for Tom Hanks and John Cusack and Linda’s contribution to The Ghostbusters! This movie has one of the most amazing casts ever put together: Nicolas Cage, John Goodman, Tom Sizemore, Marc Anthony, Patricia Arquette, Ving Rhames, and Queen Latifah!

This week, Cage’s Kiss tackles some very heavy material - not for the faint of heart. 8MM handles topics like rape, murder, kidnapping, molestation, and a shirtless Chris Bauer. You’ve been warned. Join us as we discuss the virtues of pornography, how awesome Peter Stormare is, and remember how stupid hot Joaquin Phoenix was in the 90’s!

This week, we’re covering the movie to watch if you want to see Nic Cage get his face beat in! We discuss Cage’s first baby mama, Christina Fulton; the lack of nudity in this movie; how this movie should be rebooted by Neil Breen; and pick fights with Michelle Pfeiffer and Leonardo DiCaprio! Warning: This movie contains no snakes.

It’s the classic tale: Angel falls in love with a human and starts stalking her, woman falls in love with her stalker angel, angel listens to the Devil and decides to fall from grace, and fallen angel has sex for the first time. It’s City of Angels! Starring Meg Ryan, Dennis Franz, Andre Braugher, and our National Treasure.

On a very special episode of Cage’s Kiss…The amazing Superman movie that never was! That’s right! We’re discussing Superman Lives - the movie with polar bears, a giant spider-Brainiac, an insane suit that lights up, Chris Rock as Jimmy Olsen, Tim Burton directing, Kevin Smith…no, wait, it’s Wesley Strick…no, wait, it’s Dan Gilroy writing, and (most importantly) Nic Cage starring as Superman!

"Happy day! It's Castor Troy!" Join us as we discuss odd face-touching, stupid eyeliner, the potential for Jack Nicholson in drag, and how not to kiss your sister!

Yup! It’s finally here! We covered the movie that’s all about hot sweaty bad boys with bad hair up in the air. Join us as we share behind-the-scenes information, start a beef with Bruce Willis, and ask the question, “How can I live without you?”

“I found him totally professional, which is really something in this day and age. We got on well.” - Sean Connery chatting about Nicolas Cage. This week, we discuss one of Michael Bay’s earliest films: “The Rock,” where Nic Cage plays a Chemical Super Freak, Stanley Goodspeed and Sean Connery plays an older James Bond, John Patrick Mason. Listen in for an unexpected Highlander story, to learn abou...

“I really felt the weight of playing a dead man’s suicide note. This is a man who jettisons himself from his problems by hitting such an all-time low he no longer even feels pain.” Nic Cage Join us as we discuss Sands ass, Shue boobs, and the virtues of hiring a drinking coach. Near the end of the episode, we review the two submissions for Adrian’s challenge: Super Poop Fighter 2 Turbo from Catchi...

“I needed to get back to the other kind of work that I like to do.” Nic Cage turns into a big big beef boy for his role as Little Junior Brown in the first movie in David Caruso’s failed attempt at a film career. Join us as we discuss how Michael Rapaport lost part of his ear, how Cage turned into a super beef boy, how the movie compares to the original from 1947, and much more!

Jon Lovitz, Dana Carvey, and Nic Cage in one movie? How could it possibly go wrong? Answer: George Gallo “directed” it. Listen in and find out why Jon Lovitz called this movie “Trapped in Shit.” There was no real direction from Gallo. So, you know we’re going to get some Cagey goodness. Settle down, little ones, and call us Daaaaaad.

A terrible husband promises a waitress half the winnings of a lottery ticket as a tip, falls in love with said waitress, and shirtless Stanley Tucci shows up! It could happen to you. This week, we’re covering the 1994 film, It Could Happen to You, starring Bridget Fonda, Rosie Perez, Isaac Hayes, and The National Treasure. This episode features our first guest, French artist/international sensatio...

It’s not Clear and Present Danger. It’s not Anal Grandmas 9. No, it’s Guarding Tess, which stars our National Treasure, Nicolas Cage, and our other National Treasure, Miss Shirley MacLaine. It also features Richard Griffiths who was Uncle Monty in Withnail and I and Uncle Vernon in Harry Potter! Tha

Get ready for FULL. UNBRIDLED. CAGE. Deadfall was directed by Nic’s brother, Christopher Coppola, which gave our National Treasure the chance to go crazy and give us everything he’s got…and he did. If you think that Vampire’s Kiss is insane, wait until you check out Deadfall, BOOOIIIEEEEEE! Oh, yeah, Angus Scrimm is in this.

“Look at that uncontrolled response to bullshit.” We hate it when that happens! Yes, this week, we’re covering Red Rock West, where Nic Cage plays a drifter who gets himself in a pickle when he’s mistaken for a hitman and paid to kill Lara Flynn Boyle. When the real hitman, Dennis Hopper, shows up, hi-jinx ensue.

This week, we're discussing Amos & Andrew - a film that tries to tackle issues of classism and racism with comedy and (despite the amazing cast) fails pretty hard. Our recommendation: Skip this movie; instead, watch The Toy with Richard Pryor and listen to our episode.

It's the classic tale of boy meets girl, boy loses girl to James Caan, boy dresses up as Elvis and jumps out of plane, but this one has Nicolas Cage and Sarah Jessica Parker! Elvises, light your fires! We're covering Honeymoon in Vegas!

“I think you can almost have sex by just looking into someone’s eyes. I like being able to look into a woman’s eyes and feel as if I could crawl off the edge of the universe. Love is a necessity.” - Nic Cage In this episode, we talk about the proto version of The Room, Zandalee, featuring Nicolas Cage as a junkie Captain Morgan. Also, there was another attack by the Weasels of Fate.

"At 4 I used to have this terrible nightmare that I was on the toilet and this giant blonde genie woman in a gold bikini would reach into the bathroom window like King Kong and pluck me off the toilet seat and laugh at me." - Nic Cage This week, we're reviewing the experimental concert with music by David Lynch and Angelo Badalamenti, sang by Julee Cruise. Caution: we're mostly going on tangents....

"I needed the money. I admit it. I was not being true to my instincts, but I felt like I wanted to do a role which was this straight American character.” -Nicolas Cage Join us this week, as we fly off near a zone of danger, and land in a 90's Cage film called Firebirds. A movie that both feels like a Lifetime movie, and a runtime of a literal Lifetime.

"David Lynch's movies are more real than Spielberg's - they're inside reality. I think dreams are gifts so I try to find a film that will do those things, whether it's a dream state or just being insane." - Nicolas Cage Cover yourself in lipstick and blast POWERMAD! We're covering Wild at Heart this week!