Cage's Kiss: The Nicolas Cage Podcast

Was he seeking justice or just another paycheck? Was January Jones REALLY in this? Get the answers to these AND find out why Nicolas Cage was arrested in 2011. Featuring a promo for our friends at Super Media Bros!

This week, the gang’s talking about the dangers of Amber Heard and of driving angry. It features Nicolas Cage, William Fichtner, Billy Burke, and David Morse. It was written by Todd Farmer - the guy who wrote Jaxon X!!! So…how’d it go wrong? Or how’d it go so right? Listen in to find out. Stay tuned at the end for a promo from our friends at Talkin Shiz. Want to help out your favorite indie podcas...

We are joined by Jane from Bedknobs and Broomflicks to discuss ‘Season of the Witch’ (or, as we prefer, ‘Wetch’. This movie is chock full of amazing British actors (including Robert Sheehan from Misfits and Umbrella Academy ) who (for whatever reason) are forced to use an American accent. If you keep falling asleep through the movie, just listen to this episode and we’ll give you the run-down.

Do you remember that awesome part of Fantasia? You know, the animated film for which we all agreed to forget the racist parts? Well, they made a movie about it and it sucks. Join the gang as they discuss why. This week, we’re joined by Andy from Geek Salad! Stay tuned at the end for a promo from Demiworld!

This week, Donnie is busy dying while Linda, Adrian, and Christian from Nerds With Friends get busy discussing how the kindest fathers use low-velocity rounds when shooting you in the chest and share some advice when visiting San Francisco! Stay tuned for a promo from Demiworld at the end.

This week, we ask “are you a pleasure bot?” as we discuss Astro Boy! It’s based on the pioneering manga/anime and co-stars Freddy Highmore, Kristen Bell, Donald Sutherland, Eugene Levy, and David Allen Grier. So, how’d it go wrong?

This week, we’re joined by our buddies at Everything I Learned From Movies to tackle Verner Herzog’s Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. We discuss a Golden Girls version, Val Kilmer’s fine acting, and how Cage’s movies should have more reptiles. Shoutout for the incomparable Ernie the Dragon.

Join us this week as we discuss the family movie that should have been a porn, G-Force. Cage resurrects his character, Charlie Bodell from Peggy Sue Got Married to play Sprinkles the mole. More importantly, we introduced a new segment - Cage or Busey! Stay tuned at the end for a promo from 3 Spooked Girls!

Today, we’re joined by Kyle from the Triple G Podcast, looking into the future and seeing the Cagey disasters yet to come. This is Knowing. Join us as we discuss where they went wrong and how loose Adrian’s grandma is.

Surprise! It’s our birthday! It’s also Valentine’s Day! To celebrate, we have two special segments just for you, princess! Thanks for listening and being the best pod fans out there. If you’re new to the show, thanks for checking us out! No worries, this episode has no inside jokes.

A hitman goes to Bangkok, falls in love with a deaf mute woman, befriends and mentors a thief, and poisons an elephant. It’s not Bangkok Safe, it’s Bangkok Dangerous. Stay tuned at the end for a promo from Ransack History!

Ben Gates is back with a vengeance and a plan: To unearth the truth of the existence of Reptilians and that the Earth is flat. Join the crew and their special guest, Tom Kenworthy from Deddy Bones, as they discuss National Treasure: Book of Secrets. Deddy Bones: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-deddy-bones-show/id1475512633 Promo for Drunk Dish - https://drunkdish.com/

In our special 50th episode, we have the awesome Kristin from Coffincast and a two-fer episode! We’re covering the Grindhouse trailer, Werewolf Women of the SS and the movie that’s (very) loosely based on a Philip K. Dick story, Next. I hope you like Alice Kim as much as we do! She’s in both of these!

The gang discusses the greatest movie in the Marvel cinematic universe: Ghost Rider! We talk about how amazing Sam Elliott, Eva Mendes, and Peter Fonda are and share some behind the scenes information. Stay tuned at the end for promos from the amazing shows What Should We Watch and Bring on the Weird.

This week, we’re bringing our honey back by sacrificing Donnie! Join us as we discuss the lessons of Wicker Man, our suggestions for Gallagher’s career, and how we would have improved this movie. Stay tuned at the end for a promo from the awesome podcast, Friends and Flayers!

Where were you when you first heard the Cage’s Kiss episode about World Trade Center? We’ll never forget. Stay tuned at the end for an awesome new promo from our friends at 3 Hours Later! Also, sorry.

A troubled young man is drawn to a mythical place called Midian where a variety of friendly ants are hiding from humanity. Meanwhile, a sadistic serial killer is looking for a patsy.

Must write a summary. Summary. I wonder what Hugh Grant is doing right now. Summary. I wish I had two Adrians. Summary. Stay tuned for a promo from our friend at Pop Pour Review and a very special piece from Donnie.

“When I first read the script, I wasn’t really sure I wanted to be this character, because I was afraid it would get in my head too much...” Nicolas Cage, talking about his role as Uri in Lord of War. Listen to this week’s episode, which could possibly be our most offensive. Donnie let Linda edit so…sorry about it.

This week, we’re talking about National Treasure. Join us as we discuss lemon parties, LaBeauf, and punching ghoulies in the shower!

Check out a little of what you've been missing by not becoming a Patreon Patron! Every month, we have a bonus episode, "One Degree of the Cage" for our Patrons. We do a deep dive into someone who has worked with Cage before and 2 of their best/most important roles. December was Patricia Arquette's turn. You can sponsor us for as little as $1 a month! https://www.patreon.com/CagesKiss

This week, Linda and Donnie are joined by the boys from Bottom of the Stream to discuss the only film Cage put out in 2003, Matchstick Men. Join us as we discuss how awesome Sam Rockwell and Alison Lohman are; Sir Ridley Scott’s giant ego, Alison Lohman’s tail, and dinosaurs getting high!

This week, the gang discussed one of Cage’s best films, Adaptation. They also discuss how he was snubbed for an Oscar, how awesome a blaxsploitation version would be, and Betty White going at it in the bathtub. You know, usual stuff. Stay tuned after the closing song for a little bonus.

In this episode, the gang discusses Cage’s directorial debut (okay, also the only film he directed, so far) Sonny. James Franco plays Sonny, a former-gigolo who returns home to New Orleans from war, searching for a “normal” life. Instead, he finds a lot of titties and ass. Definitely watch for Cage’s acting as “Acid Yellow” and for Linda’s very brief report at the end on Lisa Marie Presley and Nic...

This week, we discussed John Woo’s WWII film, Windtalkers. It was supposed to be about the Navajo Marines (“Codetalkers”, played by Adam Beach and Roger Willie) but it ended up being more about Cage’s broken-soldier character. Oh, yeah! It also has Christian Slater, Mark Ruffalo (The Gruffalo), and Peter Stormare!