Caffeine and Conjuring

We said we were fine after last episode… We were LYING! This week we’re diving into Kingdom of Ash chapters 60–69 (nice) and somehow the chaos just keeps escalating. Like?? No breaks, no mercy, just vibes (bad ones). In this episode, everything is converging and it’s STRESSFUL! The emotional hits are hitting a little too hard and our sanity?? Is questionable at best. Also, can someone explain why...

This episode we’re covering Kingdom of Ash chapters 50–59 and honestly?? Who gave Sarah J. Maas the right. The tension is TENSIONING, and every chapter feels like it’s personally attacking us. Also… can we talk about the stress level?? Because we are not okay and would like a formal apology. Thanks for sticking with us while we were MIA. Terrasen was a lot, emotionally and spiritually (as life has...

For our 5th side quest, we’re diving into Shield of Sparrows by Devney Perry. Her very first leap from contemporary romance into fantasy, and honestly?? She understood the assignment. Set in a monster-ridden world where kingdoms cling to fragile peace treaties, the story follows Princess Odessa, who is suddenly thrust into a political marriage meant to secure alliances… and secretly spy on her new...

Starting to spiral because this stretch of Kingdom of Ash by Sarah J. Maas (chs 40–49) said “oh you thought we were pacing ourselves?” and then chose violence instead. We’ve got: * Schemes on schemes on SCHEMES. * Emotional damage being served family-style. * War strategy meetings that somehow hurt more than the actual battles. * And our queen carrying the weight of the entire world like it’s just...

We are BACK after a very unplanned two-week hiatus thanks to some chaotic tech issues (we promise it wasn’t a Valg infiltration… probably). Thank you for sticking with us. 🖤 This episode we’re covering Chapters 30–39 of Kingdom of Ash by Sarah J. Maas , and the tension is absolutely suffocating in the best way. Everything feels heavy. Every choice feels impossible. The quiet moments somehow hurt...

Pain. Suffering. Emotional devastation. And yet… somehow we still pressed record. This week, we’re diving into chapters 20–29 of Kingdom of Ash and WOW! Sarah J. Maas said absolutely no peace, only trauma . From heart-shattering moments to tiny flickers of hope that keep us barely functioning, these chapters had us screaming, crying, and aggressively texting each other at 2am. We talk character br...

We’re officially in the deep end now, friends. Chapters 10–19 of Kingdom of Ash said “no warm-up laps” and immediately started swinging. This week’s episode is packed with the kind of emotional tension that makes you stare at the page like SJM wouldn’t… right? 😬 The endgame is coming whether we’re ready or not. Kingdom of Ash is proving again that it did not come to play. Grab your tissues, your...

We’ve officially entered Kingdom of Ash . The final book. The emotional damage era. This episode covers chapters 1–9, and already Sarah J. Maas said, “peace was never an option.” Buckle up, because nothing feels safe and we are NOT OK. Thanks for listening to Caffeine and Conjuring! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss...

We’re going fully off the main quest and deep diving into Rose in Chains by Julie Soto . The published remake of The Auction that had the fandom in an absolute chokehold. From morally gray men and power imbalances that do things to your brain , to sharp banter, slow-burn tension, and those “pause the audiobook and scream” moments… we’re unpacking it all 🌹⛓️ Expect our normal overtired selves talk...

We’ve officially survived the Empire of Storms/ Tower of Dawn tandem read , and this episode is our final verdict . Are we emotionally stable? No. Are we deeply concerned for Aelin’s fate ? Absolutely yes. Are we thrilled to finally be free from the TOD snoozefest ? With love… also yes. 😌 We’re breaking down our final thoughts, biggest feelings, lingering fears, and the overwhelming need to immed...

We’ve reached the end of the road for Tower of Dawn ch. 58 through the finale, and somehow we’re both healed and emotionally wrecked. This episode is full-circle moments, long-earned growth, and revelations that quietly reframe everything we thought we knew. Watching these characters finally step into who they’re meant to be feels powerful, tender, and a little bit heartbreaking in that SJM way th...

If you thought things couldn’t possibly get worse… Welcome back. This episode takes us through Empire of Storms chs. 66–78 , aka the stretch where hope is dangled in front of us and then violently ripped away. Alliances fracture, sacrifices are made, and the emotional whiplash is so intense we had to pause just to breathe. Every page feels like a warning sign and somehow we still weren’t ready. Ov...

This week we’re diving into EOS 62–65 and TOD 52–56 , and honestly? These chapters had us questioning our life choices, SJM’s life choices, and whether anyone in this universe has ever heard of therapy. EOS is out here serving drama like it’s a tasting menu, and TOD… shockingly…continues to give us the urge to take a nap. Join us as we spiral, rant, gasp, and aggressively snack our way through the...

Chaos, consequences, and characters making feral life choices. Welcome back to another episode where we collectively scream into the void. This week we’re diving into Empire of Storms ch. 60–61 , where the stakes keep climbing, the tension is criminal, and certain people ( you know who you are ) refuse to catch a break. Meanwhile in Tower of Dawn ch. 44–51 , we’re finally getting into the thick of...

This week we’re diving into EOS chapters 53–59 and TOD chapters 41–43, and honestly? Sarah J. Maas really woke up and chose chaos, emotions, and questionable life choices for everyone involved. We’ve got big moves, and... Shockingly.. Not a single snoozy TOD chapter in sight. (Who is this efficient version of Tod?? Can he stay??)Grab your headphones, your emotional support beverage, and maybe a pa...

We’re back in our emotional blender this week as we jump between Throne of Glass and Empire of Storms , and honestly? Sarah J. Maas is personally ensuring we never know peace. Aelin is out here playing ten-dimensional chess while everyone else is just trying to keep up. Scheming, sacrificing, and terrifying us with how far she’s willing to go. Rowan continues to out-dramatize every brooding warrio...

Happy birthday to us! 🎉 For our one-year podcast anniversary, we’re celebrating with a sidequest worthy of the gods. Diving into From Blood and Ash by Jennifer L. Armentrout. Expect forbidden romance, deadly secrets, and a heroine caught between duty and desire (and maybe a few gasps and giggles from us along the way). Grab your dagger, your veil, and your favorite drink. It’s time to talk destin...

We’re deep into Empire of Storms chapters 37–46. No Tower of Dawn nap breaks this week, just nonstop action, emotions, and a few scenes that are definitely not safe for public transport listening 😏🔥 Things are heating up in more ways than one… Thanks for listening to Caffeine and Conjuring! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like...

Just over halfway through the tandem read! This week we’re diving into Empire of Storms chapters 31–36 and Tower of Dawn chapters 32–35. A long-awaited reunion finally happens, the storm isn’t just brewing on the horizon anymore, and a few too many secrets come crawling into the light. Thanks for listening to Caffeine and Conjuring! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support our work. Thi...

This week in our tandem read, we’re covering Empire of Storms chapters 27–30 and Tower of Dawn chapters 25–31. Let’s be real,Tower of Dawn might still feel like a bit of a snooze fest at times (sorry, Chaol ), but trust us, things are finally starting to wake up in these chapters. (at least the first few) Meanwhile, Empire of Storms keeps serving the action, the danger, and the very spicy tension...

This week, we’re diving into Tower of Dawn (Ch. 18–24) and Empire of Storms (Ch. 24–26). The stakes are climbing higher than ever. Alliances are tested, shadows deepen, and some long-kept truths begin to crack open. We’ll unpack the twists, the tension, and the character moments that left us holding our breath, all while keeping things spoiler-free for future chapters. Grab your headphones, becaus...

Adventure, mystery, and a little magic. This week we explore Empire of Storms Ch. 17–23 & Tower of Dawn Ch. 13–17. Who can be trusted? What hidden dangers lie ahead? Join us as we unravel the threads of fate, one thrilling chapter at a time. Thanks for listening to Caffeine and Conjuring! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to d...

We’re diving into Empire of Storms (Ch. 12–16) and Tower of Dawn (Ch. 8–12). Aka watching Aelin save the world while Chaol continues to audition for 'Most Annoying Man Alive.' Will he ever unclench? Tune in to find out!" Thanks for listening to Caffeine and Conjuring! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with othe...

In this episode, we dive into Tower of Dawn Chapters 2–7 and Empire of Storms Chapters 9–11, and there's no shortage of tension, growth, and quiet power moves. In Tower of Dawn , Chaol begins his healing journey in the Southern Continent, and Yrene Towers makes one heck of an entrance. We unpack the complicated emotions, the spark of something new, and the growing mysteries surrounding Antica. Mea...

The tandem journey begins! In this episode, we dive into the first 8 chapters of Empire of Storms and the opening chapter of Tower of Dawn . Aelin and her court are setting the stage for war (and wreaking some serious havoc along the way), Rowan is brooding beautifully, and surprise! Lorcan’s back and already causing trouble 👀 Meanwhile, we take our first steps into Tower of Dawn , where Chaol an...